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Keeping Your Keg Cool Sans Ice

DrLudicrous writes "Case Western Reserve University is reporting that first year physics graduate student Adam Hunnell has come up with the idea for a Keg Wrap, a thermoelectric sheet that will be able to maintain a full keg at 32-35F by running off of wall current or even a car's cigarette lighter. The funding for this project is coming from the National Collegiate Inventors and Innovators Alliance, which has provided Mr. Hunnell with a $20,000 grant. Serious stuff - I'd rather see this than another few million dumped into quantum computing."

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  1. thats my kind of college! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i wonder how many kegs he bought for that 20g... for testing purposes of course

    1. Re:thats my kind of college! by tha_mink · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can you say focus group? I would love to be a "research assistant" on this one. "Hrm. This beer IS cold, but I could use it a few degrees colder..."

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    2. Re:thats my kind of college! by natalia_hill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was at case in 93 - 96, definitely not a party school. For us, partying meant stealing stuff from a basement (like the physics building, the really old one) and doing destructive things with the stolen goods. I'd bet the sidewalks in front of the Michelson dorm are still scarred from our exploits. God I miss that place...

  2. "Revenge of the Nerds 6" by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    This sounds like part of the plot for "Revenge of the Nerds 6"; something about the jocks having a party that blows because the beer is warm, but the nerds invent amazing keg-cooling gadgets and get the cheerleeders to go to the Lambda-Lambda-Lambda nerd frat party.

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  3. What's wrong with this by neosiv · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think it a fine invention. Beer has a greater impact on the world thus far than quantum computing.

    1. Re:What's wrong with this by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly. Think "splitting of the beer molecule"... Emc...

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  4. 1 + 1 = ? by ultrasonik · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there are 2,500 wholesalers are in the US how are 3,200 for them in Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania?

  5. Physics Nobel Price by Big+Nothing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give THIS guy the Nobel Price in Physics. Or Medicine. Or Peace - I don't care.

    *cheers*

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    1. Re:Physics Nobel Price by JabberWokky · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, as for Peace...

      Cut to the pub. Buffy is chugging a beer

      Guys: Chug, chug, chug, chug

      Buffy finishes the beer and burps

      Guy #1: The thing that the modern day pundits fail to realize is that all the socioeconomical and psychological problems inherent in modern society can be solved by the judicious application of way too much beer

      Guy #2: Black frost is the only beer.

      Buffy: My mother always said that beer was evil

      Guy #1: Evil... Good... These are moral absolutes that predate the fermentation of malt and fine hops. You see, wait where was I?

      Buffy: I'm really not sure:

      Guy#4: Well, Thomas Aquinas said... (all the other guys stop him saying "NO")

      Guy #2: There will be no Thomas Aquinas at this table.

      Guy#3: Keep your theology of providence to yourself frat boy

      Guy#4: I was just drawing a parallel between...

      Guy#1: Beer. Had the earliest morality developed under the influence of beer there would be no good or evil. There would just be 'kinda nice' and 'pretty cool'. Everything would be different.

      Buffy: You guys really like to hear yourselves speak don't ya

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  6. Guiness facts by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gathered by Brooklyn plumbers when they are called to clean out clogged drains and toilets.

    It drinks like a meal

    Pour slowly, or you will break your beer glass.

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  7. No big deal... by MoeMoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wake me up when it can be attached to a molex connector...

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    1. Re:No big deal... by nounderscores · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you call yourself a geek. Get a freshman to build you a DC-DC powersupply.

  8. Why not have both? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > I'd rather see this than another few million dumped into quantum computing.

    The cooler reduces the entropy of the beer, and then you drink it, causing your brain state to collapse on a solution that's guaranteed to seem like a good idea at the time.

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  9. Kid needs to transfer.... by southpolesammy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmmm, a keg wrap that runs off of 100-120VAC power == keg parties.

    Can also run off of a car cigarette lighter == tailgaiting extraordinaire.

    This kid is going to the wrong school. He'd be a god down at Ohio State....

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    1. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by pitdingo · · Score: 5, Funny

      F Ohio State, he should be at Michigan!!!

    2. Re:Kid needs to transfer.... by Eagle5596 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Beast does not count as beer you know...

  10. Hi. I'm Troy McClure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hi' I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such beer-cooling movies as "Strange Brew II: Electric Icebox Boogaloo" and "Cool Keggings".

  11. What kind of research is going on at Colleges? by jshindl · · Score: 3, Funny

    First, Koolio - the beer delivering robot, and now this!?

  12. I'd buy that for a dollar... by JayAdams · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, I would like to pledge $20 dollars to the existing grant to make sure this gets the proper funding! Nothing like a project like this to spur the great minds of our generation to take action.

    I have to think that the $20k will pale in comparison to the Home Shopping Network profits next year.

  13. College Years by caldroun · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dont remember my kegs sitting around long enough to see room temprature, of course, I dont remember.

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  14. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, you could get a big, unglazed terra cotta pot, put the keg in, fill it with wet sand, let the sun's heat evaporate the water, and - nah, it'd never work... :P

  15. Free Flow of Beer Key to Innovation by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Without the free flow of beer there would be no new inventions.

    When this vaporware becomes reality, it will mark the dawn of a new Rennaisance - a bold new world where intergalactic keggers are the rule, rather than the exception...

    Long live the electric keg cooling blanket!

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  16. Its about time! by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    or even a car's cigarette lighter.

    Thank God. Frankly, I think its pretty dangerous to have to lean over and pull beer out of the back seat ice cooler while driving. Now, we can just plug a cooler into the cigarette lighter and keep our eyes on the road.

    Thank you, technology!

  17. Re:Now this is important research ... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Funny

    actually it also serves a public good...

    You run it off your car battery to keep the beer cold and when you're finished with the beer, your car battery is dead so you can't drink and drive!

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  18. Re:Real Ale by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
    Careful, next you'll be suggesting they drink something that has an alcohol content higher than 3%. Madness.

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  19. Re:Ooooo neato! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can they make clothing out of this?

    Yes, but you need a long extension cord.

  20. cooled keg + car by dubiousmike · · Score: 2, Funny

    = waking up with your car parked in a fountain

  21. Re:portable method for keeping beer cold indefinet by thebra · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nerd? Oh yes because his party will be so lame that no one will show up so he will have a lot of beer left over.

  22. Warm brown beer ... by Dark$ide · · Score: 3, Funny
    It just won't catch on over here. In Great Britain we like our beer warm and dark brown.

    For the folks who have a British car - the suggestion is that it's due to our fridges being made by Lucas Electrics.

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  23. $20,000! by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Funny


    I'll do it for $2,000, and get to pocket more than half of that!

    "Thermoelectrics". You know, peltiers. I just picked up a couple of high-quality, surplus 45-watt Peltiers for $4 each. Each being able to pump up to 30 watts of heat, it certainly wouldn't take many of them to keep that beer keg nice and chilly.

    So, just for grins, let's say that I buy 20 of those, and run them at much less than full power. That keeps each spot from getting so hot that it needs a heat sink. That's what, $80 so far? Then, it's a matter of building the power supply/temp controller and sewing up a wrap.

    Out of this guy's $20,000 grant, he'll probably be able to spend about $19,500 on "restocking vital supplies" (refilling all of the kegs he's drunk).

    steve

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  24. Re:I hate beer snobs by MikeXpop · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never trusted that Dr. Stupid...

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  25. Re:Now this is important research ... by sadomikeyism · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have a better idea for powering it: a uric acid battery, which gains charge as one pisses one's spent beer into it.

    Is this a perpissual motion machine?

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