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P-P-P-PowerBook for a S-S-S-Scammer...

kormoc writes "It all started with a ebay auction when the seller got a email from a dude who wanted to scam him. It was a normal setup and it went horribly wrong... for the scammer. This has turned from a awful plight for a ebay user to a wonderful prank on the scammer. Throw in some crazy brits with digicams and you have the making of a great story. Mirror Mirror" That should get the coffee out your nostrils on a fine sunday morning. Note that you have to download the PDF to read the story.

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  1. it must be said... by chachob · · Score: 5, Funny

    in soviet eBay, YOU scam the scammer!

  2. Re:too long by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny
    no mean to rant, but the pdf is too long, i can't be bothered to read it all, someone want to summarize it please? :)
    Sure!

    It all started with a ebay auction when the seller got a email from a dude who wanted to scam him. It was a normal setup and it went horribly wrong... for the scammer. This has turned from a awful plight for a ebay user to a wonderful prank on the scammer. Throw in some crazy brits with digicams and you have the making of a great story.

    Or were you looking for a *longer* summary?

  3. Re:Where did I see this... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Herflich, prepare the fake banknotes to pay for the painting of the madonna with the big boobies"

  4. Where can I get THAT powerbook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought powerbooks only had one mouse button, they have two!

  5. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    who says the value is far above the real value of goods sent?

    I agree... after all, if the P-p-p-powerbook resurfaces and finds it's way on ebay, I'm sure it'll fetch far more than a couple dollars (the value of the goods used in construction). :-) ... goddamnit... the scammer could still make his money back....

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  6. Re:too long by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know that tl;dr is bannable, right?

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  7. He was not scammed! by twoslice · · Score: 2, Funny

    OS X would work just as good on this box as the real thing...

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    1. Re:He was not scammed! by Goo.cc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which is still better than Windows on a PC or Linux's GUI usability.

  8. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by orcrist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I think it's pretty horrible to defraud someone in this manner. While I'm sure this guy in the UK is not totally without blame...

    Not totally without blame? Are you in politics? Maybe Rumsfeld could use someone of your talents.

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  9. amusing but not the best by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best scammer-scam I've ever seen is the infamous The Holy Church of Fish Bread & Wine. If you haven't seen that one, be sure to check it out.

    1. Re:amusing but not the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's nothing. My personal favorite is this Bush/Cheney scambaiting. Be sure to click on the yellow highlited links for the trophies! I think the guy got at least a dozen pics out of the one scambaiting.

  10. Re:All for it .... but by mistered · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't get it. What does a playground have to do with FedEx?

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  11. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by blkmagic · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you look at the dates, that was only last week (last e-mail May 11). They know he paid duties on it, so he definitely got burned.

  12. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by WWWWolf · · Score: 4, Funny
    By the same token, a sculptor can take a three ring binder, some magic markers, and a broken keyboard and make a sculpture easily worth two thousand.

    So this pppppowerbook is worth two thousand dollars? And cheap materials are worth tens of thousands?

    Somehow, I'm imagining that the folks who came up with this way to trick scammers are laughing now, but wait 'til the scammer sells the pppppppowerbook to some modern art gallery or computer history museum. The scammers sure are smart! They can easily make zillions!

  13. Re:Just wait for the follow-up story by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Funny

    It appears it's already up on ebay. But what I don't get is why it's listed in ten different auctions... wasn't there just one? As cool as this would be to have, I wouldn't buy it from the scammer off of ebay, unless he really really really promised to send it.

  14. scam by scrotch · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's the biggest scam ever! ROFL!!!
    Powerbooks are silver and stuff and that thing is white!!!!!!!
    WTF!! It's like an ibook or something instead!!!!!! That england guy got totally ripped off paying for a Powerbook and getting an I book!!!!!

    (sorry, I don't necessarily do humour like that very well... )

  15. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, who cares if the intended victim screwed the scammer? What's the shithead going to do, press charges? I'd like to hear that phone call to the police: "Hey, I was trying to defraud this guy out of his $2000+ PowerBook and he sniffed out the scam, turned it around, and made me pay $X in taxes on a 3-ring binder-- now will someone please prosecute him?"

    Yes, but three ring binders are useless here in the UK. All the paper has either two holes or four holes in it.

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  16. Funniest part of the pics by bjdevil66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The keyboard's re-arrangement including: UFAG and LOL ... great stuff ...

  17. Thye funniest part of the pics by bjdevil66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The keyboard's re-arrangement including:

    UFAG
    and
    LOL

    ... great stuff ... thanks for the laughs...

  18. The really sad part of this is ... by Skapare · · Score: 4, Funny

    The really sad part of this is that some scammer now has a really excellent work of art. It will probably sell for several million pounds in a couple hundred years. That would be about the price of a cup of coffee.

    That bluetooth mouse just cracks me up!

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  19. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but if you try to sell it as genuine Van Gogh, you can get in trouble.

    You'll be quite safe selling a genuine V-v-v-van G-g-g-gogh :-)

  20. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by bwy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone over in London should pay a bum 10 GBP to go in the babershop for a cut and to ask "do you guys sell powerbooks"?

  21. BEWARE SELLER F----!!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd just like to point out that unlike this picture real Powerbooks only have one button below the trackpad! This is obviously fake!

  22. Re:Where did I see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    :gb2fark:

  23. Imagine... by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a B-B-B-Beowulf cluster of those P-P-P-Powerbooks!

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  24. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 2, Funny

    What the hell would be the point of fabricating an elaborate stunt against a scammer? It's not like anyone was going "Wow, the interweb will love us all!!!!LOLWTFBBQ!!!"

    Perhaps people are being told to check it out because... I don't know... others are finding it amusing?

    No, wait. That's much too simple. It's obviously an elaborate conspiracy by dozens of completely independant people on the SA forums.

  25. Re:Where did I see this... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! Great work, man! We're all proud of you for putting a URL into a form! We're lucky you were there, or who knows what would have happened!!!

    God damned Farker.

  26. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any idea of the status of the "buyer" now?

    Yes: pissed.

  27. We're sorry... by cgenman · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're sorry. The scammers that were sent to scam the scammers are, themselves, scammers.

  28. Hey, I built a Powerbook just like that by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could not afford one from Apple, nor auction sites, so I bought a $4USD white plastic notebook hat I can put papers into and got some markers and used an old keyboard keycaps and an old MS-Mouse and made my own Powerbook. L@@K, it works 100%, runs OSX as well. Only downside is I am now being sued by Apple for making a Powerbook clone without their permission. ;)

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  29. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny
    All the paper has either two holes or four holes in it.

    Wow! What are your women like?

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  30. Excellent by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Funny
    I saw very, very little of anything that looked suspicious
    I don't suppose you are in the market for a bridge by any chance?
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  31. Re:Was this even a scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    JESUS H TAPDANCING CHRIST ON A RUBBER CRUTCH HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY USED THE INTERNET BEFORE?

    I'll explain it to you simply, as I would a child.
    The Verisign logo represents a level of corporate trustworthiness. When you click on the logo, Verisign's webserver should answer the click and send you a secure little popup that verifies that Yes, Virginia, This Website Is Legit. Many commerce sites have the Verisign seal of approval somewhere on them for just that reason.

    Now here's the hard part, the part you've been having so much trouble fitting into your brain: The bogus escrow site HOSTED all the files used to make its own Verisign Popup, to make simple folk (say, like you) believe that this bogus escrow site was in fact a legitimate escrow site, which, for the record, it wasn't.

    You could save yourself a lot of typing if you just post DURRRRRRRRRRRR and submit it.