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UPN Renews 'Star Trek: Enterprise'

Tycoon Guy writes "TrekToday reports that 'Enterprise' has been renewed for a fourth season. UPN will make the official announcement on Thursday, but production executives already told the SaveEnterprise.com fan campaign the show will be back, and the show's actors have been ordered back to work. The only snag? It looks like 'Enterprise' might be moved to Fridays next year, and Firefly fans can tell you what a great place that is..."

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  1. Theme Song by crapnutassneck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please tell me they are leaving that dreadful theme song behind.

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    1. Re:Theme Song by One+Louder · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I still mash down the Mute button on the remote everytime that ridiculous theme song comes on. I have no idea what they thought they were doing - alluding to the use of "Magic Carpet Ride" in one of the STTNG movies perhaps?

      What's more strange is that they knew how much people hated it and not only didn't replace it, but somehow made it even *worse* in season 3 by adding a drum track.

    2. Re:Theme Song by Skater · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm gonna go out on a limb: I think the theme song is the best theme song ever written for any series. It captures the mood of the series perfectly. The first time I heard it I didn't like it, but then as I watched the opening sequence again I realized what they were trying to do and how well the song fit.

      All good art is controversial. ;)

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    3. Re:Theme Song by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's a valid complaint. TNG, DS9 and Voyager had wonderful symphonic themes, that were themes for the rest of the musical score in the show. Enterprise has horrible music. Rod Stewart has as much to do with Star Trek as Snoop Doggy Dogg.

      Dammit, now Gin and Juice will be the theme for the next series.

      DAMN YOU BERMAN!!!

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    4. Re:Theme Song by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot: where if enough people agree, your opinion can be wrong.

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    5. Re:Theme Song by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Please tell me they are leaving that dreadful theme song behind."

      There's an FAQ out there for the cartoon series Transformers. If you read the FAQ, there's a question about an acronym (the term of it escapes me at the moment) that defined an argument that would never disappear. There were two characters that were physically very similar, just different colors. (Rumble and ... Frenzy I think? The little tape dude whose arms turned into smashy things...) In the cartoon, the blue one was Rumble, and the black one was the other dude whose name I can't recall. In the comic book, the colors were reversed. The comic book people thought they were right, the cartoon people thought they were right. Result? A never-ending argument that just wound people up for no good reason.

      Every time somebody mentions the Enterprise theme-song, I think of that FAQ. Why? Because the color of that particular Decepticon doesn't mean a damn thing to the show or the comic book. Everybody's right, yet it still goes absolutely nowhere. It's just some point for people to butt heads on.

    6. Re:Theme Song by jbuilder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They re-recorded it because of dollars.

      Rod Stewart gets paid for each time his version of the song is played. He costs MUCH more than Russell Watson does...

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  2. why? by untermensch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do they always try to drop shows when they reach their peak?
    I'll be the first to admit that Enterprise doesn't live up to the standards of TNG or DS9 but IMHO Season 3 has been much better than the first 2 seasons.

    1. Re:why? by Geek_3.3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me preface all this by saying that I've barely watched ANY of Enterprise. Looking back on ALL Trek-related series (heck, any series worth mentioning in general, actually), they all pretty muched sucked UNTIL about 3rd season or so. Look back on TNG--HORRIBLE overacting until the character's got settled.

      Who knows--maybe it's just gonna take Enterprise another season to pull out of the tailspin...

    2. Re:why? by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did DS9 have a babe in a skin tight suit?

      Four Words:

      Jadzia Dax
      Kira Nerys

      (or alternatively)

      Terry Farrell
      Nana Visitor

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    3. Re:why? by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry to reply to myself, but two more words as well...

      Chase Masterson

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  3. Friday isn't the worst of their troubles by proverbialcow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They should be more worried about being on UPN. Buffy fans can tell Enterprise fans what that's like.

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  4. Re:Enterprise will be back by neoform · · Score: 2, Insightful

    don't watch it then.

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  5. Re:Friday night? What are they, crazy? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wasn't a 'party night' schedule (along with horrid season three scripts) part of what killed the original series? Wow, even sci-fi fans can have lives...

  6. Re:Good news... by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's the same with the people who wish episodes 1 and 2 (and probably 3, when it comes out) of Star Wars weren't made because they think George Lucas "ruined" the series with them. Or people who wish that any Final Fantasy game past 6 was not made (even though 7 was the second best in the series after 1, you bastards).

    Many people (myself not included) would rather have nothing at all than something they don't like when it comes to their favorite TV shows / movies / etc.

  7. Really has become a great show by armentage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Enterprise certainly did stink to high heaven during season one and most of season two, but lately it's really taken off. If it can keep up its momentum and improve the "sci-fi" aspect of the story lines, it could really become one of the best ST spin-offs yet! (Excluding ST:TNG, you can never hope to beat it) What makes the new episodes of Enterprise so great are the continuing, evolving story line. Granted, its no Babylon5, each episode begins where the previous one left off, and they have actually been doing some character development! ST extras that tend to die after 5 minutes of screen time have been replaced with guest characters that last two or three episodes before biting it. Antagonists have risen to the ran of Guest Star, much like Gul Dukat and Gherak did on DS9! Enterprise has really had a huge turn around from its early crap episodes. Give a try, watch a few episodes. You might actually enjoy it.

    1. Re:Really has become a great show by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While TNG did have some good episodes, it would be easy to beat it. About half of the episodes were so liberal-preachy that it made me want to puke, and about half of the episodes involved no real plot except some piece of technology breaking (transporter, holodeck, etc.) (yes I know that doesn't leave any room left for good shows in my numbers, there is overlap between those two sets). The main thing about TNG, and even more so with the original Star Trek, is that you had what actually seemed like real interaction among the cast. You got the feeling that Kirk, McCoy and Spock were real people, and were actually friends; the same holds true with the TNG crew. On Enterprise, there really hasn't been any character development at all. I have watched most of the series, but couldn't really tell you anything about any of the characters, and can just barely remember their names. That is its real problem.

  8. Re:Friday night? What are they, crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Damn, I want some free Red Bull and Cheetos with my FNM!

    I'm just tired of running into the same bloody Ravager Affinity decks, week after week...

    Back on topic, Friday night is a really shitty timeslot. Shows have two kinds of fans: those who watch it because it's decent and they can find time to watch it, and those who watch it no matter what. It really kills your 'casual' audience, who's out having fun, leaving you with only the 'hardcore' audience.

    And a bunch of the 'hardcore' audience is at Friday Night Magic. Well, that's probably not accurate. FNM can't seriously dent a show's audience, at least no more than any other Friday night activity (mmm..beer)

  9. Incredibly common with Star Trek by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This happens all the time with Star Trek for some reason; they never start out well. The first season of TNG was particularly terrible. The most infamous example being "The Naked Now", where the crew (with their standard Star Fleet issue miniskirts) became 'drunk' from an anomaly and Data had sex with Tasha Yar.
    Conflicts with the Romulans and the Borg didn't heat up until about season 2 or 3, although Q did have his fair share in the beginning.

    DS9 had a more successful start, but didn't get really interesting until Season 3 when The Dominion were introduced.

    In every Star Trek series there seems to be a counter-evil they perpetual battle, ie.
    Star Trek TOS - Klingons
    Star Trek TNG - Romulans
    Star Trek DS9 - The Dominion
    Star Trek Voyager - The Borg

    And with Enterprise it's the Xindi, but you start to feel the redundancy. Trying to out-evil Cardassians or the Borg is going to prove challenging.

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  10. Re:Good news... by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

    If you don't like it, don't watch it. There are obviously plenty of people who DO like it, otherwise it wouldn't still be on the air. I, personally, don't care for 'Enterprise', but I don't whine about it - I just don't watch it. If other people do like it then hey, that's grand, they can watch it all they want. Their opinion is no less valid than mine.

  11. Re:Good news... by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not that Lucas "ruined" anything. It's that Episode 1 and 2 were crap! They were badly acted (from actors we KNOW can do better!), badly written, badly directed and badly concieved. The only good thing about Star Trek were the special effects, but SFX are a dime a dozen. Good stories are much harder to find.

    And yes, I'd rather not have to wade through pools of drek and offal when I want to indulge my craving for science fiction. I would rather have a few well crafted diamonds than a mountain of coal.

    That mountain of coal exists because there are some people, myself NOT included) who will tolerate anything, no matter how badly made, just because it is science fiction.

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  12. What choice did UPN have? by digitalamish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly, what else have they got? Besides Enterprise, they've cancelled everything else that gave them ratings. At least this is a built in fan base. Oh, and as for the Friday timeslot, that's when Farscape was on, right? I'm sure UPN will replay it on Sundays before primetime.

  13. The real answer is simple... by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Renew Enterprise. Cancel Berman and Braga.

  14. Re:Good news... by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Enterprise is not my favorite flavor of Trek, but it's better than nothing.

    No, it's not. It's far worse than nothing.

    With nothing, they might take the time to rethink things, start hiring actual writers instead of using the same two people over and over again, think of fresh new ideas instead of the same tired old time-travel and deus ex machina tripe, and just generally scrape off the freakin' barnacles and come back later with a good show.

    Enterprise is crap, but what's worse is it's crap that's preventing progress.

    Besides, there have been a couple good episodes this season.

    Read what you wrote again. Two good episodes, in a whole season. There's a term for that. It's "crap".

  15. Re:Good news... by LoadStar · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Well, this is good news. Enterprise is not my favorite flavor of Trek, but it's better than nothing. Besides, there have been a couple good episodes this season.

    I'm sure some people would have revelled in an Enterprise cancellation... to them, I'd like to pose a question which always bugged me: if you don't like a show, you don't watch it, right? If you don't watch it why would it matter to you whether or not it is cancelled? It just seems so mean-spirited to wish for a show's cancellation-- over a hundred people lose their jobs as a result, and I'm not talking about high-paid actors, I'm talking about camera men, editors, janitors-- normal people. It's not fun losing a job, folks.

    Is it really better than nothing? The fact is, a bad series can have an impact on the entire franchise. The fact that Enterprise has garnered lackluster ratings - at best - and has had very few really good episodes from a creative aspect makes the chances of more Star Trek (whether it be TV or movie) less attractive to both viewers and Hollywood executives.

    To pull the argument that cancelling the series puts people out of work is rather pathetic actually. Does that mean that we should keep trash on the air, just because people worked on the series? Imagine a schedule full of shows like "The Mullets" just because people didn't want to cancel the series because it would put people out of work... *shudder*

  16. Re:What's wrong with Friday? by Uhlek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The X-Files was also given several years to blossom on Friday nights, and was a signature show for the Fox network -- which didn't (at the time) demand such high ratings for a television show. Friday nights had the ability to produce those kinds of ratings -- not the ones they want now.

    Once Fox became a "big" network and started demanding more of X-Files, they moved it to Sunday nights, where it became even more popular than it was on Fridays.

  17. Friday Might be good by Stubtify · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know everyone thinks friday night tv is some black hole that shows go to when they're ready to die, but this could be good. As it stands right now Enterprise is battling Smallville on Wednesday nights along with American Idol. At least friday's are faily wide open, so this might actually raise the total number of viewiers.

  18. Re:Good news... by jrj102 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    News flash: If Enterprise gets cancelled the money is more likely to be funnelled into "Who wants to marry a one-legged garbage man with a severe flattulence problem" than another sci-fi show.

  19. Re:Good news... by yndrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And that's just, like, yours.

    Why call for anybody to silence their opinions about anything? I'm not saying the show should be taken off the air by force of arms--I'm just saying I hope it's cancelled soon.

    That opinion is no less valid than yours, "man."

  20. Re:Friday night? What are they, crazy? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Rofl.

    Friday night is probably about just as bad as any other night on UPN.

    Personally I never believed they would cancel it anyway. Lets face it, UPN without Trek would be like Comedy Central without John Stewart. Its their identity (well that and Moesha spin-offs)

    I remember when UPN first started braodcasting, they pimped Voyager hard for about 6 months before. I don't remember anything else from that first season lasting more than a year or two. I'm not a trekker by any means but I was watching DS9 at the time and thought it was really cool, so I had some hope for Voyager during the first season, just like I did Enterprise, but eventually you have to admit when something sucks big hairy ones.

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  21. Re:Good news... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only good thing about Star Trek were the special effects

    I strongly disagree with that statement. I wish I could search my history and find the previous lengthy post I made about TNG (it was a gem) but I let my /. subscription expire.

    In any case, how can you say the only good thing was the effects when you had moral issue based episodes like these (off the top of my head in 5 minutes at the office):

    • Measure of a Man (TNG - Individual Rights)
    • Symbiosis (TNG - Drug Addiction)
    • The Drumhead (TNG - Kangaroo Court run amok - scary when you consider what's going on nowadays)
    • Who Watches the Watchers (TNG - Religion)
    • The Hunted (TNG - Veterans Rights)
    • The High Ground (TNG - Terrorism)
    • Devil's Due (TNG - Religion/myth busting again)
    • The Masterpiece Society (TNG - Genetic enhancement/engineering)

    I'd also point out the good storyline based episodes:

    • Yesterday's Enterprise (TNG - Federation at the height of a losing war -- probably the model that DS9 used for the last two years of it's run)
    • Sarek (TNG - Picard has to absorb the emotions of Sarak -- a great acting performance by Stewart)
    • Family (TNG - Followup to Picard's trauma inflicted by the Borg - no reset button like Voyager)
    • The Wounded (TNG - Mission to stop another Federation officer who lost his family from getting revenge)
    • Darmok (TNG - Attempt to communicate with an alien race - probably my favorite episode of Trek ever made)
    • The Inner Light (TNG - Picard lives a lifetime as a member of another race - probably the second best episode of Trek ever)
    • Relics (TNG - Scottie's comeback!)
    • Chain of Command (TNG - Picard is captured and tortured by Cardassians - another fine performance by Stewart)
    • All Good Things (TNG - Humanity's limitless potential is revealed - what better way to end the series?)

    Those are just the TNG episodes that I can name off the top of my head (yes I'm a Geek -- but I don't know the stardates anymore). DS9 had quite a few standout episodes too -- though I think TNG tackled the moral issues more often.

    Star Trek under Gene Roddenberry was always about the story. Under Paramount it's about T&A and appealing to the unwashed 16-24 male demographic.

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  22. Re:Friday night? What are they, crazy? by fireduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i agree. there's really nothing wrong with Friday nights, as long as there is consistency. Its when TV shows get moved mid season to a different night that viewership really plummets. (like when Babylon 5 was switched weekly to different nights)

    X-Files was on Friday nights for several years and it slowly moved from cult favorite to mainstream hit. If I recall correctly, the reason it was moved to Sunday was to make room for Millenium, and that was 3 or 4 years after X-files debuted.

  23. Re:Swell by cdipierr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Roddenberry's vision was a novel, neat idea in the 1960's that worked pretty well.

    It worked again in the 1980's with TNG's first few seasons because it had been 20 years since the last time.

    However, by the end of TNG and certainly the beginning of DS9, and now with Voyager & Enterprise, Roddenberry's vision is boring. There's only so many times you can rehash the same old morality plays.

    Berman suffers from a similar problem. When he and Braga first started writing DS9, they wrote the Dominion storylines to compete with B5, and frankly that's when DS9 became good. The reason it was good was not just because of continuity, but because the characters started to have non-Starfleet and non-Startrek personalities. Sisko was perhaps the best written and acted Starfleet captain of all time, but he doesn't fit in with the utopian view that Roddenberry had.

    Now with Voyager and Enterprise, Berman is throwing continuity on to the screen for continuity's sake. And frankly it sucks. I feel as if this year's Enterprise should have had a shot of Berman in the corner saying "SEE I CAN GIVE YOU CONTINUITY!!!!". The only redeeming parts of this season have been when Archer (and others) have turned darker, and hence less like Roddenberry wanted.

    What needs to happen is for Star Trek to get some new blood from people who appreciate not just Star Trek for the sake of Trek or continuity for the sake of continuity, but who can actually tell good stories whether they fit in with utopia or not.

  24. StarGate SG-1 puts any StarTrek to complete shame by alain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am a fan of StarTrek. I have watched every single episode ever made of the original series, TNG, DSN, Voyager, or Enterprise (and all movies).

    That said, after I started to watch StarGate SG-1, and I am watching them on DVD (I am on Season 6 now), I have realized what a terrible terrible series the StarTrek series (any flavor) really is. The writing in SG-1 is miles better than any of the drivel written in StarTrek.

    My brothers and I joke around that the writers of StarTrek should be forced to watch the SG-1 series, as a "seminar" for them on how to write good sci-fi scripts.

    - Alain

  25. Re:Good news... by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm just saying I hope it's cancelled soon.
    gee, that's pretty pessimistic of you - I hope it improves instead.
    (Of course, your scenario is more likely, but that's beside the point)
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  26. Re:Good news... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's lots of Trek actors as guests on Enterprise. A number of actors have had major roles on different shows, like Jeffrey Combs who's had a few roles. Try to listen to the voices more.

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  27. Re:Good news... by Otto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shaaka - When the walls fell!

    I loved that episode, too, but I always wondered how a civilization with such a specific form of language (i.e., referencing past historical and mythical events) could have ever developed beyond the stone/bronze age?

    How could you teach a course in warp propulsion dynamics, for example?


    Answer: You can't. You can't really even have a language/species that works/thinks that way. It just doesn't stand up to any kind of rational thought beyond the episode.

    But nevertheless, it was a pretty neat idea and made a good story. Unlike some people you see complaining about this sort of thing, I don't expect my sci-fi to make every little bit of sense all the way through. It's supposed to be entertainment, you know. :)

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  28. Re:Good news... by dnoyeb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great, but did they cancel Rick Berman?

    ST will continue to sputter along until they replace that ball of ineptitude.

    Should have let his wife do it. Majel has produced some really good sci-fi shows since the departure of Roddenberry. IMHO, Berman can't get it done.

  29. Geeks everywhere in shock by AwesomeJT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gosh, I can't believe we made it to season 4! Many didn't think they would make it beyond day 4! Of course, whatelse are you going to watch these days? Yet another season of Survivor? Our the next installment of slutty guy/girls sleeping with each other on national TV pretending to pursue a "real" relationship? With shows like these, STE should do well next year. :)

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  30. Re:Good news... by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "James T. Kirk? 17 separate temporal violations. The biggest file on record. The man was a menace." --Starfleet's Bureau of Temporal Investigation

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  31. Re:Sci-fi fans in general... by HeghmoH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have two things to say to that one.

    First, there are shows which seem to avoid the problem. DS9, for example, was great. It started out ok, got better as it went along, and ended right. It wasn't too early, but it didn't drag on. Farscape was pretty much the same, from what I gather (I stopped watching it regularly around the end of season 2).

    Second, since I stopped watching TV, I'm a much happier SF fan. Bad books and movies are much easier to ignore, and much easier to find. Good movies are hard to find, but you can substitute good books until the next Minority Report, or whatever floats your boat, comes along. Neither one has to be, for lack of a better word, subscribed to the way TV shows have to be, so it's a much better experience overall. DS9 and Farscape were good, but the pain of the medium just isn't worth the chance of finding something equally good in the future for me.

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  32. Re:Good news... by barawn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Their language supposedly consists of referring to historical events, but you're using standard language symantics to do the referring.

    I don't think they were really using standard language semantics - I think that was the Universal Translator recognizing certain language constructs. One can draw a parallel to people with aphasia (... in Wernicke's area? Broca's produces gibberish, wheras Wernicke's produces sentences that have word structure, but no grammatical meaning), with recognizing the form, but not the function.

    Their own language semantics would probably have been made highly efficient for describing metaphors (like a suffix for possession, etc.).

    If everything is stated in terms of historical reference, then you're recursing infinitely; you have to use a historical reference to say what a wall is, and what the action "to fall" is, and so on.

    Not really - what humans do is use functional representation in vocabulary - we create poor representation of thought in words, and use those words to describe things. In other words, we feel the emotion of failure, and create the word "failure" - this isn't a perfect thing, though, because there are an almost uncountable number of variations of the emotion of "failure", and so you'd need an uncountable number of words to represent all of those. Or you just accept that it's a poor representation, to limit it to a finite number. Note that I'm not describing a grammatical structure here - I'm describing a vocabulary.

    So, as cultures evolve, their vocabulary grows and grows, far past what's necessary for basic grammatical structure. We use words to expand our vocabulary (English, in particular, has an absolutely huge amount of words that most people never use, but which are very important if you want to express subtle nuances in language) - in that example, they used metaphors. So they still might have some basic grammatical structure, and a very basic language, but the complicated subtleties are expressed metaphorically.

    It's not crazy, though some would say that it's unnecessarily complicated, which is probably true. But some could also argue that Kanji - Oriental pictographs - are also unnecessarily complicated compared to an alphabet, but they survived as well.

  33. Ironic news, more like... by Chalybeous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We can but hope that Berman gets cancelled. A quote attributed to Star Trek: The Motion Picture and Star Trek: The Next Generation artist Andrew Probert opines that Berman doesn't know jack about scifi...

    Personally, I think the mooted Friday-night slot is ironic, the final nail in the coffin. Anyone remember where classic Trek was put by the network for its third season before cancellation?
    Yup. Friday night. When its core audience was out doing other things, the sort of things young people, young adults, do... if they'd had demographics back then, the advertisers would've run away in droves. (As it is, they didn't bring in the demographics til much later - and classic Trek proved, in syndication, to be an ideal show for the advertisers to hit certain groups.)

    As an ex-Trekkie, all I can say is... roll on those Friday nights, I'm waiting to see the /. headline: Berman on Enterprise: "It's dead, Jim."

    (Or, admittedly, a clip of Dean Stockwell on the bridge, saying something like, "Uhh, Sam... you're not really a starship captain...") ;-)

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  34. Re:Good news... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful


    but they all look and talk like us....

    Well, they did introduce the "aquatics", which resemble sea mammals. The problem is that really weird aliens eat up the budget so they have to use them sparingly.

    I suppose they could bring in Michael Jackson. *duck*

  35. My gripe with Enterprise by leereyno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My gripe with this show is that it seems to be little more than a vehicle for leftist propaganda. It only makes a half-hearted attempt at being subtle in this regard. I was greatly concerned the first time I saw captain Archer whine at the Klingons. Playing the pussy diplomat may be consistent with modern euro-centric left-wing political ideology, but it just doesn't work in the real world, unless of course you're trying to get someone to attack you. The episode about AIDS, disguised as a vulcan mind disease, was particularly insulting. I don't know about you, but I've been fully aware of the AIDS epidemic for about 20 years now. I really don't need a TV show to preach to me about it.

    What Enterprise needs to do is hire some of the writers from Farscape and wrest control away from the ideologues who think the show is there so they can propagandize.

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    1. Re:My gripe with Enterprise by wwest4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > My gripe with this show is that it seems to be little more than a vehicle for
      > leftist propaganda.

      The two examples you cite aren't left-right issues. Interventionism vs. isolationism is usually polarizing, but liberals and conservatives alternate positions regarding this issue depending on the circumstances. You need only to compare the circumstances surrounding the first world wars and the current nid for expansion of the Pax Americana. In that sense, maybe Enterprise writers are just isolationists, and not necessarily liberals.

      On the other hand, things like "righteous" violence, pre-emptive strikes, and torture are routinely used and even glorified on current Trek episodes. I'd say pacifism, opposition to institutional violence and abhorrence of first-strike policies are fundamentally liberal, and Trek tramples on these ideas regularly in favor of a more bloodlusty rhetoric.

      The AIDS analog was clearly pro-secularist, but again that doesn't necessarily make it liberal propaganda. Even conservative champ Bill O'Reilly, when talking about his stance as an independent, talks about secularism and liberalism as separate (evil) causes, and I think he's essentially correct regarding their separation. Take Turkey - they have a secularist government that is also pretty conservative (right-wing) on the authoritarian axis.

    2. Re:My gripe with Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you've been watching lately, you may notice that it's not quite as leftist as it was before. Archer has ordered the death of some Xindi because it was faster than, say, capturing them. They also boarded a ship and stole their warp coil. Those sound like something that conservatives would be happy with, what with their disregard for the well-being of others outside their own little circles.

    3. Re:My gripe with Enterprise by JohnnyCannuk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mark me as a troll, but need I remind you that it wasn't the "modern euro-centric" countries that have been attacked over the last couple of years. Seems to me that it has been the neo-con USian cowboys who've had planes and trains thrown at them. So what was that you were saying "unless you are trying to get someone to attack you"? Tell me again how that is "the real world?"

      Man, you should be on K5 - turing a discussion of the worst Star Trek series into a right-wing diatribe....

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      Never by hatred has hatred been appeased, only by kindness - the Buddha
    4. Re:My gripe with Enterprise by leereyno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why was the US attacked on September 11th instead of say, Italy, Belgium or Germany? The reasons are simple.

      First of all, we matter when it comes to what goes on in the world. Europe is stuck in this fantasy of their own continued relevance much the same way that many in Britian didn't understand that their empire was gone after WW-II. Europe believes in limp-wristed diplomacy because they live in an artificial bubble created by US military power. the same could be said of much of the first world. If anyone went after Japan the US seventh fleet would give them an "edjumacation." If anyone picked on Canada we'd probably bomb them into the stone age because some of us remember that Canada was right there with us on D-day. The same goes for Australia for that matter. So many citizens of first world nations forget that the reason they haven't had to worry about being invaded and conquered by a foreign aggressor, like say the Soviet Union, is because the US has been there to back them up. This lapse in memory and judgement has persisted for so long that some have even fallen prey to the fantasy that military power isn't relevant anymore. History has a name for such people, it calls them victims.

      The second reason why we were attacked is that we back Israel. From what I understand Israel is hated in Europe, which may be more a case of anti-semitism than anything else, it is hard to say. In any case the islamic terrorists are smart enough to know that Europe doesn't like Israel much more than they do.

      Third, and this is most important, the islamic terrorists were not afraid of us. Why? Because for 8 years the Clinton administration didn't do a damned thing about them. Terrorists, led by an Iraqi intelligence officer, attempted to topple the world trade center in '93. What did we do? We pretended it was a criminal justice issue. Our embassy was bombed and what did we do? Nothing really. The Cole had a big hole blown into it and what did we do? Wringed our hands and pretended that we were working with Yemen to find the people responsible. In short we did the very thing I found fault with Archer's character for, we showed weakness. The surest way to encourage an aggressor is to show weakness. I remember after the 9/11 attacks there were all these dizzy idiots asking why the terrorists hated us so much. The truth is that while it doesn't matter, the reason they hate us because we represent everything they are not and will likely never be. Trying to win the love of a people who resent us is both futile and foolish. First because it won't work, and second because it doesn't matter if they like us or not. The only thing that matters is whether they fear us or not. Fear is a more constant emotion than love. Love waxes and wanes with mood and the seaons. Fear, especially if it is reinforced periodically by reminding them of why they should fear us, is a wonderfully effective tool for peace. Had the islamic world been scared shitless of us we never would have been attacked. It was Clinton's foreign policy failures that led to 9/11, not anything we "neo-con USian cowboys" did.

      Lee

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      Muslim community leaders warn of backlash from tomorrow morning's terrorist attack.
    5. Re:My gripe with Enterprise by JohnnyCannuk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Shit, it's right-wing propaganda filled BS rants like that that almost make me root for Osama.....

      As a Canadian, thanks for your help on D-Day. And Dieppe...oh, wait....I'm sure the Eurpoeans are so glad you waited almost 3 years and until the JAPANESE attacked you before you decided to enter the war on the side of 'democracy'...Oh and thanks for arming the Mujahadeen in the first place...great forsight there from Ronald Reagan and, oh my, Donald Rumsfeld!

      As for your timeline damning the Clinton administration I think you need to have your memory cleared up a bit. The 9/11 attack hade been in the planning for YEARS before the Cole. They were two separate attacks carried out by two separate cells of Al Queda. There was no "first the Cole and if it works, World Trade Center!". Even if the US had massively retaliated in response to the Cole, 9/11 would still have happened, perhaps sooner and with more planes. As for the embassies, I seem to remember a few cruise missles being lobbed at Afghanistan in an effort to get OBL for that and then the Republicans and Neo-Cons jumping up and down, claiming Clinton was just doing it to divert attention away from the Lewinski scandal. So when Clinton did try to do something, your ilk, who are NOW suddenly bloodthirsty looking for revenge and willing to fight, stopped him. Gee maybe if you guys had let him lob a few more cruise missle maybe there wouldn't have been a 9/11. Then there's the warnings of an attack your current President ignored. There's plenty of blame for 9/11 to go around in the US so I wouldn't be so quick to start that arguement if I were you.

      You know why Europe and Canada were not attacked on September 11, 2001? Because they didn't act like bullies and piss anybody off!!!! We have this annoying tendancy to treat people fairly and not make enemies. To paraphrase Sun Tzu, the real Sage General can conquere his enemy WITHOUT fighting. Check this essay out...written by an USian, I might add.

      If you are so sure your course is right, why don't you sign up to go fight in Iraq (or whereever GWB's next target on the Axis of Evil is)? Please, put your money where your mouth is - feel free to send us updates from Paris Island every could of weeks. You sure seem will to put everyone elses ass on the line for your right-wing ideals, I was wondering if you would be willing to put your own there. Or are you just a chickenhawk?

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      Never by hatred has hatred been appeased, only by kindness - the Buddha
  36. Re:Good news... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm just saying I hope it's cancelled soon.

    Then you shouldn't be offended when people call that mean spirited. You are wishing for something to be done that will not help you at all, but will hurt others. And if you are really wanting it to be canceled so that another, better Star Trek show replaces it, keep in mind that the worse this one does, the lower the chances there will be another (and the longer before it comes out). Instead, if you want another Star Trek, you should hope this one takes off and they will do the CSI/Law and Order thing and have them running multiple concurrent versions of the show.

  37. Re:Good news... by badasscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it's well written, well casted, and I wouldn't mind seeing more of it.

    It's improving. It's no longer the unmitigated disaster it once was. The episode a few weeks back where T'Pol was wrestling with her addiction was really nicely done, and it was the first one I ever thought that about. (The episodes since have been pretty good as well, for the most part.) I have to say, Jolene Blalock is sure nice to look at, but she's also really excellent as a vulcan, and specifically as a tormented vulcan, which has always seemed really tough to pull off. Even Leonard Nimoy, the original, seemed to force it whenever he was given the task of showing emotion.

    I'm still not very into this whole Xindi plotline and I hope they'll do something more recognizable on the Trek timeline next season. But it does seem like the writers have finally started hitting their stride within the framework they've been given so far, the actors are fine (and in some cases excellent), I've gotten used to the show's "look", etc.

    I guess I'm saying I'm happy it's coming back, which I wouldn't have been after last season. I just hope they create a plot arc next year that's a bit more Trek-like.

  38. Re:Good news... by dsanfte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    DS9 was the best series, hands down. Sisko, the main character, confessed to cold-blooded murder, and says to the camera that he'd do it again. Where else in trek have you seen that without some kind of sickening remorse trailer at the end with a huggy-huggy moral lesson?

    You're attracted by the flashy graphics and dime-a-dozen half naked chicks. Fine. Some of us want that, and a decent storyline too. The fact that people like you are in the majority are the main factor contributing to the suckiness of trek today.

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  39. Time/date is irrelevant. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've got Tivo and so should everyone else.

    They could run it at 4am Monday morning and it wouldn't make a bit of difference to me. I wish more networks would figure that out. Heck, Hallmark is showing Magnum PI at 1 and 2am. Fine with me. In fact, that's better than a prime time slot because it doesn't interfere with anything else I may want to watch.

  40. From a UK perspective... by DuncMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In my humble opinion, this is terrific news (if true). I love the show. I'm relieved that they haven't betrayed an interesting concept (like Voyager did after, oh, 5 episodes or so), but this self-contained Xindi/ Expanse season has allowed them to be more daring with tighter stories. And there's been some real character development and plausible ethical dilemmas.

    And no, it hasn't contradicted Star Trek continuity- not that that really matters much.

    I don't have any viewing figures to quote but I suspect that Enterprise is pretty popular here in the UK. Sky (satellite TV) shows it on Monday evenings at 8:00pm, repeated on Saturday at 3:00pm and Sunday at 7:00pm. Channel 4 (terrestrial TV) shows seasons several months later on Sunday afternoons as part of a string of programmes targetting teenagers, repeated (uncut) very late on a weeknight (TiVo!). Those sound like good time slots to me.

    So, there may be vocal people in the USA who dislike Enterprise and it may be losing in ratings to reality TV and sitcoms (who would have thought that the Lowest Common Denominator would be so low and so common?), but that's not even close to the whole story.

    We're lucky to have Enterprise on TV. If you want schedules to consist solely of Queer Eye For The World's Wackiest Survivor Idol Friends then carry on ignoring and/ or criticising Enterprise.