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SBC CWA Strike Imminent

Tmack writes "SBC union workers are preparing (again) to strike after negotiations have broken down between CWA and SBC. What this means to the average person? As long as the strike is taking place, orders for new service and repair of existing services with SBC will be delayed as only non-union workers and temps will be around to complete the work. Latest word is the strike is now planned for Friday night through next Tuesday. Check here(1), here(2), and here(3) for more info."

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  1. interesting timing by jhagler · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gotta love those long weekends :)

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  2. Call me! by thebra · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We're sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service. You can try calling for help but everyone is on strike, thanks."

  3. Hmmm... by corporate_ai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean I can stop paying my bill 'cause no one will be there to shut my service off?

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    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    1. Re:Hmmm... by ivan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      More likely they won't have the workers availble to process your payment in a timely manner, so you'll be charged a late fee.

    2. Re:Hmmm... by therblig · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're lucky. I can't even get them to keep my service up with them not on strike. This is going to be great!

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  4. Re:Who? What? by lazn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope, I too am not sure of what the SBC or CWA are.

    Strange Business Creators
    Content Watching Authority
    Super Boy's Car
    Cranky Women's Adovocates

    hmm I am sure others can come up with better or possibly even right answers to this mystery.

  5. Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    WTF is CWA & SBC???

  6. Re:I am a potential scab! by Taius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry, this is Texas. Some of us SBC Managers are packin' too!

    Yeehaw and all that.

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  7. Uhh... by Ranger+Rick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your TLAs are DOA, why R U not bothering 2 explain WTF U R talking about?

    IOW, who/what are SBC and CWA?

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  8. Re:A little locale by StuWho · · Score: 5, Funny
    "SBC union workers are preparing (again) to strike after negotiations have broken down between CWA and SBC"

    SBC is the Somalian Bodybuilders Co-op, they are in dispute with the Cameroon Weightlifting Association (CWA). Something about stolen training methods.

    It's only really relevant because Microsoft fund SBC.

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  9. woohoo! by mcmonkey · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Latest word is the strike is now planned for Friday night through next Tuesday."

    Workers' rights, my ass. They just want the long weekend. Come on down to Billy's Bear Barn where we're on strike every night! Tuesdays women strike for half price! Yee-haw!

  10. Oblig Simpsons Quote by darth_MALL · · Score: 1, Funny

    Marge : Mmm Homey, you're the union leader. I'm so proud of you.
    Lisa : Finally you get to share the fair share of the working force.
    Homer : And make life-long contacts with organized crime. ... mmm organized crime.

  11. non-union workers... by almightynayr · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they perfer the term SCABS.. sorry cant help but pick on em..

  12. Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... only non-union people will be working, so getting things done will take *longer* ?

  13. Re:fixed your dsl? by Taius · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, my bad english is a representation of poor education, not my nationality. :)

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  14. What if they had a strike and nobody knew... by Nobody+You+Know · · Score: 4, Funny
    As long as the strike is taking place, orders for new service and repair of existing services with SBC will be delayed

    Can't speak for SBC, but if this was Verizon in New York, my response would be "How could you tell?"

    1. Re:What if they had a strike and nobody knew... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, you could tell very easily - the guy you speak to at Verizon would be a LOT less abusive than the normal trolls you typically get.

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  15. Prepare for Potential DSL Outages by wintermute1974 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear SBC Customer,

    This announcement is to help you prepare for the real possibility that your DSL connection may fail and thus be out of service during the possible labor dispute.

    We recommend that you review What Should I Do If The Internet Goes Down? and make the necessary preparations.

    Sincerely,

    Management

  16. Re:Who? What? by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

    CWA is the "Country Women's Association".

    Which means basically no crochet tea-cosies, fresh scones or home made waffles for a couple of days.

  17. And we will be able to notice what difference? by FinderS · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, honestly. Having no technicians to fix things will mean what exactly?

    An anecdote from my personal experience with them...

    SBC was supposed to install DSL at my home. The equipment for my end came and I hooked it up, waiting for the date service was supposed to start. The day comes and goes with no DSL. I call them the next day and spend several hours on the phone with a tech. Finally, he comes to the conclusion that I don't seem to have DSL service.

    In fact, he can't even find record of the order, despite them having sent me equipment. We get off the phone, and I am called not once, but three times by different companies they apparently contract with to let me know that my DSL service is down.

    Finally, they get their act together and fix the problem. Over the next three days I received four phone calls and two in-person visits letting me know that they fixed my DSL service.

    Never mind how SBC used to call me at my old address trying to sell me DSL (which wasn't offered in my area at the time). We actually ordered it the first time, and it took them two months of hassles to get the to admit they don't offer it in our area and get a refund for the two months of service they charged us for.

    So I ask, how would I be able to tell that there was a strike? Oh, my phone wouldn't ring off the hook with notifications of information I already know.

    ~Dan