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Finally Geeks Available in Action Figure Form

Treebiter1 writes "Happy Worker, a specialty toy developer, has introduced a new action figure the "GeekMan Action Figure." Billed as the "a hunk o' hunk of nerdly love." His "super powers" include ungodly coding abilities; opposite sex repulsion; analytical reasoning; ability to create technical acronyms; less than ideal personal hygiene routine. This is kind of an oddity, perhpas I should say it is an oddity, but it might make a funny gag gift."

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  1. Remember the MCP's? by Jay+Tarbox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft came out with those action figures a while back... I don't think you can get them anymore though. There were three I think.

  2. first post by shird · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does his super geek powers include the ability to frist post?

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    1. Re:first post by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Funny
      I don't know, but this part of the page makes me wonder how long before he winds up on a Pron page:
      Toying Around
      And, why not play with your GeekMan? He's a toy, after all... most of all, have fun!
    2. Re:first post by dupper · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm gonna have to go spelling nazi on you, and point out it's 'frist psot'

    3. Re:first post by Ch_Omega · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, his power can only give him second posts, but this doesn't stop him from claiming the "frist post".. :)

  3. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But does it fart like RMS?

  4. I need a lawyer. by maeka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where do I sue for unauthorized use of my likeness?

  5. Not 5.25 inches tall? by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they really want to be geeky, he's got to be the size of those retro floppy disks. Or 8 inches tall but then he couldn't live in a drive bay.

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  6. Are there evil figures available? by ziggamon · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'd be cool to be able to fight Darl McBride being Linus =)

  7. is it just me by jbellis · · Score: 4, Funny

    or does GeekMan remind you of Bill Gates?

    1. Re:is it just me by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it comes with the bank account then I'm having 10 of 'em

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  8. Hm by lvdrproject · · Score: 4, Funny

    They might consider getting their very own GeekMan to make sure that their site renders properly in Gecko and Opera. :/

  9. Can't buy online? by blixel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The link to "Buy One Now" just takes you to a list of store locations. That's not very geeky.

  10. Google Cache by 1nhuman · · Score: 5, Informative
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  11. Shouldn't that be "Inaction Figures?"... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 5, Funny

    All Phear 'Sedentary Man's' l33t 5ki115...

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  12. Geek Action Figures I'd Rather See by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Instead of some generic geek cheaply made action-figure, I'd rather see a high quality series of action figures that depict real geeks that we all respect, admire, like or... at least know of.

    The following, for starters:

    RMS
    ESR
    Alan Cox
    John "Maddog" Hall
    Linus Torvalds
    Capn'Crunch
    Kevin Mitnick

    And of course, more traditional scientific geeks like:

    Linus Paulings
    Albert Einstein
    Charles Babbage

    And famous literary or movie geeks from our favorite 80's and 90's films.

    In fact, I kind of thought that's what the Action Figure in this article was going to be like until I went to the site... :(

  13. "ungodly" coding skills? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Clearly the person who wrote this is not a genuine nerd -- only a nerd wannabe would make such a mistake, not knowing that to nerds the misuse of jargon is like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

    When they come out with one that has god-like coding skills, that's when I'll get interested. Maybe.

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  14. Re:Also seen Einstein by SoSueMe · · Score: 4, Funny
    The theme song tells you:

    GeekMan Theme Song - Lyrics

    Geek-Man, Geek-Man, Geek-Man,
    Geek-Man, GeekMan!

    He's a brainiac,
    Busting books, coding hack,
    GeekMan!

    With one glance from his eyes,
    logic seems to materialize,
    GeekMan!

    Taped glasses and pocket implants,
    Belt to his elbows, he's one smarty pants...
    Deep underground in his secret computer lair,
    Powered by junk food, caffeine and his monitor glare.
    (he's a key clacking code hacking thinking machine...) He's GeekMan...

    Evil business types, look out!
    If he's on the scene, reason reigns throughout.
    Go go go, gogogo tech gadget belt...
    look out Internet girls, he's looking so 'svelte!
    (What a hunk'o'hunk'o' nerdy love...) He's GeekMan!

    Propeller head, computer freak,
    He's the super-alpha-uber-geek,
    GeekMan!

    Geek-Man, Geek-Man, Geek-Man,
    Geek-Man, GeekMannnnn!
  15. Fake stereo type geek by 1nhuman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bleeeeh. Stupid ninties tv show geek.

    What geek nowadays uses pens? A modern geek would have an USB stick and/or other memory thingies sticking out of his breast pocket. And he/she would at least wear one Bluetooth headset and contact lenses instead of these Clark Kent glasses.

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  16. let me guess... by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 3, Funny

    now of available on thinkgeek?

  17. This could be good by WillWare · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on, Torvalds and McBride action figures? Does anybody not want these? Maybe a Stallman action figure to muddy the waters with periodic confusing rants.

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  18. I'd be offended... by X-Nc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but I'm to lazy to do anything about it. The "opposite sex repulsion" I can deal with but the "less than ideal personal hygiene routine" is just insulting. In 22 years I haven't met a techie/geek who's personal hygiene was questionable. Dubious interpersonal communications skills, yes (it can be hard to interface with the humans). An over abundance of pompousness, sure. But we don't stink.

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    1. Re:I'd be offended... by geeber · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then you have clearly never been to a university computer center. The funk in some of those can make your eyes water. Most geeks may not stink, but it only takes a few...

  19. What a fake by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Informative
    Site doesn't even load properly in opera. Ungodly HTML skills no doubt.

    He seems more the old nerd/geek as shown in jock movies. Not the nerd/geek as they are in real life but rather as tv would like to show them.

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  20. Sorry by jb.hl.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry if this sounds a little off, but don't you think it's better to have less negative stereotypes circulating around about geeks?

    I'm sick of technical types being portrayed as losers. It's just not funny any more.

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  21. WARNING!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do not buy a Geekman!!

    Since receiving mine for Xmas, I've had nothing but trouble with him!!!

    In January, I got a subpoena from the RIAA, saying I was sharing music online (bunk,.. it was Geekman!)

    In February, he got sued by SCO for infringing o some kind of pocket pencil holder device!!

    In March, he locked himself in my office for a week and a half,... and took my Xbox in there with him!

    In April, my family woke up to find all our network logon passwords changed, and we couldn't get online for days.

    And, so far, in May, my coffee bill has tripled!!!

    This Geekman is nothing but trouble,.. don't buy one!

  22. Re:Communication Skills by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, you should be in management.

  23. If this trend continues.... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a Goatse doll is just around the corner.

    1. Re:If this trend continues.... by Rinikusu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jesus.. There's should be a fucking "Horrifying" moderation option.

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  24. Ungodly coding abilities, eh? by 6Yankee · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://www.happyworker.com/geekman/geekdom/ - An error occurred on the server when processing the URL. Please contact the system administrator.

    Stop posing about like a superhero and fix your damn site, Geekman!!!