Testing didtheyreadit.com's Mail-Tracking Claims
iosdaemon writes "didtheyreadit.com claims to be able to track your sent email: "When, exactly, your email was opened. How long your email remained opened. Where, geographically, your email was viewed. DidTheyReadIt works with every single internet provider and e-mail account, including EarthLink, AOL, NetZero, Juno, Netscape, Hotmail, Yahoo, and much more." Read on for more.
"This appears to be snake oil. I put it to test just in case someone had come up with some magical code. I sent email from a Yahoo.com account through the service, to an account on a Linux Box. Running tcpdump, I received the email from my pop and let 5 minutes pass before opening it. I left the message open with the cursor in the text for another 5 minutes. Tcpdump revealed absolutely no questionable traffic. And, the service control panel indicated the email had not been viewed. Sending email to a Yahoo.com account results in a 'read' in the service CP. But I had the message open for 10 minutes, and it indicated a 2-minute read......"
The company's "How it works" page explains the system to some degree; it involves redirecting all mail to be tracked through their servers by appending "didtheyreadit.com" to your recipient's email address. I doubt this is mutt-compatible ... Reader xrxzzy points out USAToday's article on the service as well.
Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple!
Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE.
There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about:
In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear.
In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU!
DidTheyReadIt is much more powerful from standard "return receipts." It differs from standard read-receipts because it works regardless of the e-mail program being used by the recipient. Standard read-receipts don't work if someone views your e-mail in web-based e-mail programs like Hotmail or Yahoo!, and some desktop e-mail programs can't process them either. Even when an e-mail program does support them, a lot of times they are ignored by the recipient. Also, they recipient knows that your e-mail is being tracked. DidTheyReadIt works automatically, without alerting the recipient that the e-mail is being tracked.
/me puts on my tinfoil hat
In other words, anything that looks sufficiently mysterious is deemed to be magic. What a bunch of StuplePeopid.
mods, mod this guys down. the link in the article clearly does work, this guy is just karma whoring for all he's worth!
Thanks.
I think we already cleared that up about half an hour before you posted.
I KNOW I was wrong, I have been moderated down as such.
liqbase
Of course he's a lying karma whore! Oh wait, 3 comments above this one says the same fucking thing. Moron.
Funny how this gets modded "funny", and a message saying the same thing, posted 5 minutes before this one gets modded "redundant"...