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Sony's 'Cell'-based TV Ready By 2006

News for nerds writes "Sony Corp plans to offer a broadband television by 2006 that would incorporate the powerful new 'Cell' processor it is developing with IBM Corp. and Toshiba Corp. The Cell processor is expected to power the upcoming PS3 console, a workstation, server, and other home appliances to form Cell-based P2P network. The sample production of the processor has already started. In PlayStation 3, TV props you!"

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  1. Argh! by Trejkaz · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Damnit, you stole the lame-ass joke which I was going to make. Now what am I going to do?!?!

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  2. Re:2006? by eyepeepackets · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Long what from Micro who?

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  3. Re:FUCK YOU SLASHDOT! I FUCKING HATE SLASHDOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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    1. Re:HOW THE FUCK LONG IS THE IP BAN THESE DAYS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  5. Re:FUCK YOU SLASHDOT! I FUCKING HATE SLASHDOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  6. Black Stations / White Stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A voice inside my car told me today
    their was a song of love they would not play
    he was black
    she was white
    a voice inside my car told me today

    Black stations / white stations
    break down the doors
    stand up and face the music
    this is 1984
    black stations / white stations
    feet on the floor
    dance on the ceiling with us
    this is 1984

    When I dream my dream in black & white
    trip the light fantastic through the night
    dance with me
    while they sleep
    when I dream my dream in black & white

    Black stations / white stations
    break down the doors
    stand up and face the music
    this is 1984
    black stations / white stations
    feet on the floor
    dance on the ceiling with us
    this is 1984

    If waves could speak
    I wonder what they'd say
    the tides are growing stronger everyday
    sink or swim
    let them in
    If words could speak
    I wonder what they'd say

    Black stations / white stations
    break down the doors
    stand up and face the music
    this is 1984
    black stations / white stations
    feet on the floor
    dance on the ceiling with us
    this is 1984

  7. Isnt it obvious? by Moocowsia · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1) Buy lots of sony tvs 2) Use them to calibrate missle trajectorys for 3rd world countries. 3) ??? 4) Profit!!!

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  8. Acronym by gooman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Soon
    Only
    Not
    Yet

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  9. Re:I mock the Cell Processor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I win.

    You lose.

    Now shut the fuck up.

  10. You FAIL it!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    may wEll remain Future at all These early