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HHGTG Screenwriter Interviews Himself

Overly Critical Guy writes "The screenwriter for the upcoming Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy film has interviewed himself. A snippet: 'Who am I? "Not Douglas Adams" is the answer that concerns most people.'"

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  1. Douglas Adams by Ianoo · · Score: 5, Funny
    Who am I? "Not Douglas Adams" is the answer that concerns most people.'"
    Actually I'd be more concerned if the guy claimed he was Douglas Adams, what with him having passed away and all.
    1. Re:Douglas Adams by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, the screenwriter is quite alive and well, much in the same way that Douglas Adams isn't.

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    2. Re:Douglas Adams by mog007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the only way it's possible for someone to interview oneself is if you're Zaphod. If you only have one head, it's very hard to hold a conversation.

    3. Re:Douglas Adams by daniil · · Score: 2, Funny

      I protest! Douglas Adams is immortal!

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    4. Re:Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you only have one head, it's very hard to hold a conversation.

      And if you only have one hard, it's head to converse with it.

    5. Re:Douglas Adams by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you only have one head, it's very hard to hold a conversation.

      Tell that to Gollum.
    6. Re:Douglas Adams by NTmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm still in hope that he's just spending a few years dead for tax reasons.

  2. Who is interested in the questions... by tmk · · Score: 5, Funny

    when the answer is not "42"?

    1. Re:Who is interested in the questions... by __aambat2633 · · Score: 3, Funny

      when the answer is not "42"?
      The answer is always 42... :)
      It is the answer to "life, universe and everthing".

    2. Re:Who is interested in the questions... by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

      Google has its own little gag

      Here

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    3. Re:Who is interested in the questions... by jx100 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hah.. first time I clicked that, the search time was .42 seconds.

  3. Wonderful.. by Fullmetal+Edward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope this doesn't become a fad, most film actors don't have the IQ of an average person let alone enough to figure out that they are talking to themselvs....

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  4. DVD regions by MavEtJu · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I didn't get a chance to watch their commercial and music video reel before the call (because my DVD player wouldn't play UK Region 2, but I digress)

    The snake bites itself in the tail...

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  5. Re:its gonna suck by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Funny

    From reading the interview, this guy seems to 'get' Adams humour, so this could be an exception.

    As for US remakes, I really never know why they bother most of the time. The Ladykillers? For the love of good, why are they remaking the Ladykillers? Personally, I reckon the Orange adverts at the cinema are far too close to the truth of how movies get made.

  6. Re:American to be the screenwriter for h2g2 .. hmm by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, with Doughlas Adams not around, someone of course had to do the screen-writing. I wished all along that the chosen someone be British.

    Well, it's probably unimportant that the writer inherit concretely from the British class so long as he implements the Satirist interface.

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  7. Re:Nice attempt at a pre-emptive strike by guidemaker · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like having Hamlet live.

    Hey! Watch the spoilers!

  8. Re:its gonna suck by cozziewozzie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think you can take a guy who spent most of his life surrounded by other Monty Python characters (and drew THOSE animations) as representative of anything, really.

  9. Re:I believe Adams himself once wrote... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    He certainly stole Adams idea of combining humour with SciFi (or Fantasy), Well, no. As much as I've enjoyed their writings the idea that either of them invented that idea is silly. (And where did Tom Holt or Robert Aspirin get it, from P2P illegal idea sharing? The SFWIA will be busting them soon, no doubt. :)

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  10. Re:American to be the screenwriter for h2g2 .. hmm by Random_Goblin · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, it's probably unimportant that the writer inherit concretely from the British class so long as he implements the Satirist interface.

    I don't know what's worse; that you constructed this evil phrase... or that we find it funny.

    waiter!... I need a life over here please, this ones a bit stale.

  11. Re:Chicken Run / Wallace and Gromit by isbhod · · Score: 1, Funny

    um.... isn't mel gibson an austrailian?

  12. Re:its gonna suck by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    It doesn't matter what you think any more

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  13. No, no, no. The best cut is DIAGONAL. by Roman_(ajvvs) · · Score: 2, Funny
    if he's an honorary brit, then wouldn't he presumedly have to be an actual something? I mean, being an honorary anything would be meaningless if you weren't able to be anything in actuality, since the whole "honour" part of being honorary anything revolves around the fact that you're not really an actual something... It's like saying the squirrels are honorarily possessed, or something silly like that.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to study for my triangle-cutting exam...

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  14. Re:Can we stop bashing the US by back_pages · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't worry about it. As an American, I'm enjoying this opportunity to read posts about how superior Britain is by people who use words like "rediculous", "sence", and other brilliant demonstrations of true mastery of the English language. "It IS their language, after all," I said with noticeable sarcasm.

  15. Re:Worrying extracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So Marvin has Internet access. I'm surprised he posts AC, though.

  16. Re:Actually.. by MilenCent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's one thing I'm worried about:

    That someone along the line, someone important to the process, will mess it up terribly. The whole movie can get made perfectly and it can still get messed up -- we're talking about Disney here, they can always decide the editors did a horrible job and re-edit it, which could be murder to a Hitchhiker's movie.

    And here's another thing I'm worried about:

    Consider, for a moment, that everyone involved with this could be perfect and the movie could still disappoint. This is not a situation where they can take any old crap out of the script pile, raise its attributes by equipping it with a director and actors, and plop it out onto the screen.

    This movie is going to require real directoral skill to work, but he can't get too fancy with the material or he'll incur the wrath of geeks everywhere.

    And the last thing I'm worried about:

    A Hitchhiker's movie has been bouncing around Hollywood for a long time. Adams has been dead for what, two or three years now? When did the project get uncorked and start moving towards production? It wasn't long after the critical fatality.

    The thing that may have held up the movie for so long is Adams himself, refusing to accept the various flavors of Hollywood taint that infect so many productions. Of course, the success of the Lord Of The Rings movies has changed things a little bit....

    My god, that's the new thing that really worries me:

    A Hitchhiker's Movie is in production because Hollywood has concluded there's money to be made in movie adaptations of books beloved by geeks.

    O'Reilly is sitting on a gold mine.

  17. Re:Can we stop bashing the US by the+pickle · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only good comedy sitcom to ever come out of America was Frasier.

    You misspelled "most British."

    p

  18. Re:One thing not to loose: subtlety by MilenCent · · Score: 3, Funny

    Less is more. He gets it.

    Unless you're talking about wine....

  19. Don't Panic! by Crazy_MYKL · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure whatever happens will be Mostly Harmless.

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  20. Re:Actually.. by Scarblac · · Score: 2, Funny

    O'Reilly is sitting on a gold mine.

    What a great idea, and why restrict it to O'Reilly! We can have George Lucas do K&R with all the C++ special effects added in later, have Peter Jackson direct a definitive version of Knuth that will most of the geeks can live with, and the guy who did Trainspotting can do the Camel book...

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  21. Family Guy by bobobobo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Miles: Well Frasier, you're so corpulent that when you sit around the magnificently appointed tuscan villa, you sit around the magnificently appointed tuscan villa.

    Peter: Wow! This is the smartest show on TV!

  22. Re:No 42 is actually.... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great. I'm about two hours late seeing this post. By now geeks everywhere have ordered every last bag of Herrods Earl Grey #42.

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  23. Re:eddy by gcalvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like this combination of two proposed answers:

    Q. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

    A. Because there's an O in both, an R in neither, and each begins with an E.

    (Think about it.)