What 'Network Games' Could Have Looked Like
An anonymous reader writes "A game for children modified for geeks: The austrian art (or something like that) group monochrom has made the worlds probably first massive multiplayer thumbwrestling performance in the viennese Museumsquartier. They've got some photos and explanation of several network structures (even includes a Death Star Reactor - i wonder how many things like that could be done - new kind of simple origami?). A network game in the 50s? Beware: requires real social interaction!"
This was so obviously just a ploy for geeks to hold hands with girls. And guys too, I guess.
for the speed hacks and bots to come out for this one.
But then, the average person wouldn't be playing massive multiplayer thumbwrestling.
And true ambidexterity is rare.
just image a DOS attack on any of that networks
If you want to assure that you will win every thumbwrestling match, stick your hand in your pants and poke your thumb up your ass in full view of your oponents. You will win their immediate submission or forfieture, ensuring your advancement to the next round of competition.
Third-Reich Thumb Wrestling???
Jeremy Logan's Website.
The mere thought of invading ones personal bubble, let alone touching another persons hands is unacceptable. Dear God, think of the germs! It's no coinsidence they named one of the games the "death star"!
Fully inverted muli-touching acts should be made illegal!
So, a few pointy-hair bosses and some evil project managers are in a meeting.
"This project is going to take 1 year with 5 developers."
"Then, quadruple the size of the team and finish in 1 quarter!"
"You can't get that many geeks to work together on a single horribly retarded objective!!"
"Oh yes you can... here are some pictures to prove it..."
This is really the most worthless thing Ive ever seen.
I usually don't hang out with the slashdot trolls, but wt_F_?
This really is the dumbest story I've ever seen posted.
This happened in Europe. They know they won't get the plague by touching the skin of another, seemingly healthy, human being(even if that same human being has picked his nose earlier, or worse, touched a door handle!). Massive hygiene hysteria in the US makes many people believe the contrary. Gosh I guess some of them even ATE without washing their hands after this!! I wonder of many of them are still alive... While I was an exchange student in the US (coming from Belgium) I was staying with a wonderful american family in Colorado and have kept strong contacts with them ever since. Before departing, I decided to prepare them meat balls with a home recipe. Once we sat at the table, nobody would eat, and I was wondering how they could not like it without tasting it. So I asked them and they were embarassed because they did not dare to eat because I had prepared the meat balls WITH MY BARE HANDS after washing them. The housewife usually put plastic gloves when manipulating food... So I had to convince them that my hands were disease free and that I had washed them thoroughly and that the meatballs had cooked for 40 minutes in the oven, which would kill anything left. They finally tried the meal (half cold, but we put it in the microwave-- what a sacrilege!) and founjd it fabulous (in earnest, because they asked me to do it once again before leaving)
There needs to be a filter for this sort of stuff... like "-5 frivolous." "Frivolous" would filter out things like lifesize models of Luke Skywalker made of mashed potatoes and Testor's enamel. This stuff hurts me.
Intolerance for ambiguity is the mark of the authoritarian personality.
Relax my friend, everything is in hand... the Austrians being the smart people they are have already sent in The Governator to do their dirty work!!
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
Wait...
Ewwww!
Long live the Speaker Bracelet
Rolo D. Monkey