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Night Vision Goggles vs Pirates
Cormorant writes "It was reported in The Guardian that Warner Brothers has sent night vision goggles to cinemas across Britain for ushers to don and scan for camcorder pirates during the entire length of the movie [the new Harry Potter], along with watermarks and codes displayed on screen during the film. Mr Graham said "Video piracy is rife everywhere, and with the UK screening the film four days before the rest of the world, Warner was concerned the movie would end up on the internet. Warner sees the investment as negligible compared with the threat to the whole industry."
Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria.
In a hushed press conference held at the GNAA compound in blackest Nigeria, the cream of the journalistic crop from IGN, Gamespot, Gamespy and various other overpriced ad-infested shitholes gathered from across 4 continents to witness what has been described as the most shocking announcement of the post-E3 market. The purchase of a controlling stock in industry leading publisher Electronic Arts by the increasingly aggressive venture capitalists of the GNAA.
After keeping the illiterate troglodytes waiting for several hours, leading GNAA members Timecop, Penisbird and goat-see, along with Electronic Arts president and CEO John Riccitiello, pulled up in the specially commissioned GNAA Limo, now fully armoured to protect from the ever present threat of terrorism from zionist #politics oppers. All four were, as usual, stark naked due to the searing Nigerian heat, and were instantly greeted by a cacophony of flashbulbs and excited chatter from the wretched sodomites and college dropouts that populate the world of gaming, including a shower from the furiously masturbating IGN editor Matt Cassamassina.
"This is a new day for Electronic Arts" exploded the now fully erect Riccitiello, "and a new day for the Gay Nigger Association of America. Now no longer will the significant Gay Nigger minority be ignored by the racist cartels and Japanese Xenophobes that hold a tight noose on the gaming industry."
Shortly afterwards, following a brutal anal violation by nordic Gay Nigger DiKKy, the now broken and bleeding John Riccitiello was replaced by the newly appointed head of the GNAAs gaming division, Zeikfried Tuvai.
"This change is no mere financial step, or a changing of the guard, this will be an absolute fucking revolution. Work on our titles has already begun, I shit you not."
Tragically the conference was then cut short by a failed assassination attempt on the GNAA leadership by efnet #politcs opper and known fascist paedophile "Pickle", who was quickly disarmed by GNAA security and silenced by a large black phallus. However a press release has been issued to Reuters and the Associated Press, and is as follows:
Shitflood Gaia (GC/PS2/Xbox) Q4 2004 - A management sim, where the otaku scum of internet have gathered into a single drinking hole for quick extermination. The player must control his assets wisely to gain the maximum number of bites from the unsuspecting and unintelligent regulars in order to max out his LastMeasure meter and gain access to his most potent weapon, floodphpbb.
Americas Army - Operation #politics (PC (Windows Only)) Q4 2004 - GNAA/EA and the armed forces of the United States of America unite to bring the reality of the T.W.A.T to your Windows box this Christmas. This third-person shooter throws you in charge of the GNAA efnet black ops, as you struggle against corrupt IRC operators, Mossad agents, Nick Berg's head and eventually FreeTrade himself in an explosive struggle in the name of freedom and democracy.
Penisbird's Cock Perch Panic (GBA) Q1 2005 - A coup by OSDN shock troops threatens to overthrow the President, defeat the unwashed scum by guiding Penisbird onto their prone member, disarming them once and for all. As you move through the levels you must dodge traps laid by the increasingly desperate CmdrTaco, including CowboyNeal himself. Can you avoid his sentient rolls of lard to perch on CowboyNeal's notoriously miniscule penis? Find out for yourself in 2005!
About EA:
Electronic Arts (EA) is the world's leading independent developer and publisher of interactive entertainment software for personal computers and advanced entertainment systems such as the PlayStation®2 Computer Entertainment System, the PlayStation®, Xbox(TM) video game console from Microsoft, the Nintendo GameCube(TM) and the Game Boy® Advance. Since its inception, EA has garnered more than 700 awards
Sniper rifeles and teargass granades and perhaps the who outfit.I really want them to make a movie based on Rainbow Six...Harry pothead got too old for his role too...
I want some of what Emma Watson is selling.
Hermione is wicked uber sexy!!!
You assume some things wrongly.
First, that I'm kidding. Your ass would be out of there.
Secondly, that I'm intimidated easily. You can try jumping me if you want.
Now the second item may not be for everyone - not everyone is 6'4" after all. The first, however - the theater is on the side of the polite, firm patron, if it's any quality at all.
If it's not quality, I don't repeat the mistake of going there.
You and your friends could have brought it all you liked in the parking lot. I'd have happily disembowelled you loudmouthed idiots for far less.
amen brother. I love it when the little snot nosed smart ass kids try to start shit with me in the theatre for asking them nicely to be quiet. When I stand up out of my seat and they realize I'm 6'5" and 265 pounds they shut their little pie holes real quick, and if they don't I'm happy to take it outside and rip them to pieces.
on the intarweb, everyone's a bullshitter...
Well, true to Slashdot's image I never did get to tap that. It wasn't for lack of trying though and we did date for a while. I never could manage to close the deal despite all I went through.
It turned out to be something of a blessing in disguise in the long run. It wasn't long after I dated this girl that I decided that this shit was a waste of time and gave up on the dating scene. I was done with all the bullshit (Prince movies? paying for concert tickets to see Billy Joel becauses some girl wanted to see him? What was I thinking?) and quit trying.
Got more sex once I stopped trying than I ever did before. Not monumental porn star sex night and day mind you, just regular "Damn! now this is more like it" sex. I'm sure there's a reason and a lesson in there somewhere but I'm old (and married) now so it wouldn't do me any good to bother figuring it out.
Besides I just can't see my wife being all that thrilled with my newly rediscovered ability to find some regular strange. Nope, something tells me to stick with the status quo which has me plenty happy.
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