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The Wireless Backpack Repeater

Andy Laurence writes "So, you've decided to do a webcast around the streets of Bristol, but your puny wireless NIC isn't up to it? You need the ultimate wireless repeater! Built from an old backpack, a lead acid battery, a Linksys wireless device, and a rather scary antenna, this wireless repeater will get you webcasting from over a mile away." You'd definitely burn extra calories hiking with that thing.

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  1. As a bonus... by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... you won't have to worry about being mugged for it. The police will be watching far too closely.

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    1. Re:As a bonus... by NeoThermic · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>you won't have to worry about being mugged for it.

      And even if you did get mugged for it, a laptop and some wireless network scanning software of your choice, and you could track them down for it back!

      NeoThermic

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    2. Re:As a bonus... by cybermage · · Score: 3, Funny

      The police will be watching far too closely.

      Yeah, I'd stay away from government buildings with it unless you like guns pointed at you.

      "Giant backpack with antenna ... hmmm ... I think I'll shoot him before he gets too close"

  2. Hey, what's that smell? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    You'd definitely burn extra calories hiking with that thing.

    ...especially if the lead-acid battery leaks.

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  3. And then! by NeoThermic · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>You need [...] a Linksys wireless device

    so now users can hack your rotuer as well with this article!
    Joy!

    NeoThermic

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  4. Not to mention by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    You'd definitely burn extra calories hiking with that thing.

    what else would burn, when someone DoS's you, the router overloads the battery, and the acid leaks all over your back.

    1. Re:Not to mention by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 2, Funny
      ahhh man, you beat me to the punch on that joke. I was going to say:

      Famous last words before entering the ER room for 3rd degree chemical burns....
      "Hey, why does my @$$ feel like it's on fire?"

      Ever get cold? Invite a hacker to hit you with a few "Pings of Death" and bask in the warmth of your router tx/rx all the requests.

  5. Script Children Rejoice! by turminalillness · · Score: 4, Funny

    I sure hope he has ports 80 & 443 forwarded.

  6. That'll attract the women... by ardent · · Score: 4, Funny

    nuff said

  7. Heating issues? by c0bw3b · · Score: 2, Funny

    I found that my Linksys WAP11 had major problems when I had a router stacked on top of it, I wonder if these guys have had any problems with heating?

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  8. Ghostbusters by sklib · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first thing that popped into my mind when i saw that backpack:

    DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

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  9. Re:never put a car battery on your back! by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 3, Funny

    You just ruined a terribly funny follow up story by telling people this. Shame on you.

  10. Gargoyles by thesupermikey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another step in building my gargoyle suit!!

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  11. Scary antenna?? That's no scary antenna.. by the_rajah · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should see my car with the 3 ham radio antennas on it. Looks like an old Soviet "fishing" trawler. That's scary. Or a stack of single-band multi-element yagi beams for all the HF bands.

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  12. Re:Which Bristol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, not just like you. Some of them DON'T just surf for anal porn!!

  13. Well, times are changing by digitalgimpus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Way back when, it used to be a sign that said "kick me".

    Now even that went digital.

  14. Re:More details on power? by chimpo13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, I'd love to try this when I'm riding round the world on a tiny (250cc) motorcycle. Can't power anything with the bike's magneto though. It'd be great to have a webcast run through a satellite phone. That way /.'ers could watch me die of thirst in the Outback while bitching about my connection and what version of linux I should've been using.

  15. Wimp by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good God, what a wimpy battery. It looks like something from a motorcycle, and a small one at that.

    When I was in high school during the height of the CB craze, a kid I knew wired up a full-size truck battery to a CB, mounted it all on a gigantic aluminum backpack frame, and topped it off with a 12-foot whip antenna. The whole contraption probably weighed fifty pounds and brought him all the attention he presumably wanted as he wandered around baseball games wearing the thing, talking on the radio.

    The funniest thing? That skinny little kid was about 5 foot nothin' and weighed maybe 90 pounds. The whole rig looked like it was wearing him.

    1. Re:Wimp by elem · · Score: 3, Funny
      The funniest thing? That skinny little kid was about 5 foot nothin' and weighed maybe 90 pounds. The whole rig looked like it was wearing him.

      *sigh*

      In Soviet Russia....

  16. Fun with backpack batteries by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny
    I know a kid who had a side gig making a few bucks parading downtown in a huge inflatable sandwich handing out coupons for a big sandwich chain. There was a little fan and motor (to keep the 6 foot tall sandwich inflated) and a battery.

    One day, the battery started leaking and getting extremely hot. He stripped off the outfit just in time to avoid any heat or chemical burns, but about half the suit was reduced to a molten pile of plastic.

    If you ever need a laugh, check out a toasted 6 foot sub outfit (and no, this wasn't Quizno's *baddum-ching*)

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  17. Re:Which Bristol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The one from which vicious chickens come, judging by the size of that chick repeller.

  18. Re:Nope... by timeOday · · Score: 2, Funny
    After going to Bristol Wireless' webpage I highly doubt this is a USA address.
    And more conclusively, the story contained the word "whilst."

    Come on Brits, that ain't a word.

  19. Re:Microwave fresh! by rcw-home · · Score: 2, Funny
    Essentially this backpack will slowly cook you.

    Yes, it will pump maybe a tenth of its power (perhaps 100mW, tops, so 10mW) into you, which will be converted to heat, cooking you.

    Some other things that you should avoid would be flashlights, which can pump upwards of a watt of very concentrated RF into you, or even worse, the sun, which is capable of directing over 500 watts your way, burning you and contributing to your cancer risk!

    To prevent this, you should stay away from all electronic devices, especially communication devices, as even an LED or computer monitor may exceed 10mW of radiated power. After all, we want you to live as long as possible. Without hearing from you ever again.