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RFID License Plates in the UK

An anonymous reader writes "The UK Government is studying license plates with embedded RFID tags. The plates can be read from 300 feet away and in rapid succession by readers embedded in the road or by 'surveillance vehicles.'"

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  1. ALRIGHT!!!!! by arakon · · Score: 5, Funny


    Now they'll know exactly how fast i was going! without using those arbitrary numbers those radar guns make.

    Now all I need is a RFID tag stapled to my little buddy so the government can track how often i get it on with the wife. May come in handy for the future population controls and killing off all ppl over 30....

    besides our cars are supposed to be just metaphorical extensions of our penises anyway right?

    The future is so BRIGHT!

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    1. Re:ALRIGHT!!!!! by bl8n8r · · Score: 4, Funny

      > track how often i get it on with the wife.
      well, on the bright side.. you could also track how often I get it on with your wife too.

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  2. How DARE they invade our privacy! by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you mean to tell me that that wherever people drive in the UK, their cars will be "tagged" with a unique identifier that will allow a car to be "traced" back to an owner?

    We can't put up with this, people. Next thing you know, police will be able to take this "tag" number, run it though a "computer data base," and find out how many traffic violations you have committed! I, for one, fight tooth and nail to keep this from coming to pass.

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  3. Such a wasteful effort by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny
    If the UK Government were properly informed of the US effort to inplant RFID chips in all US/EU inhabitants (at the nape of the neck) over the past 15 years, they'd recognize that is redundant. But Ultra-Blue Order #745-JUR won't allow that. Oh well.

    By the way, I'm making all of this up. And you didn't read it anyway. So it never happened.

  4. Re:Here's a video and more info by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can put away the tinfoil hat - tires aren't that hard to install yourself! Just think of them as round rubber Linux distros and you'll be fine.

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  5. Much better... by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this would get the police off the road, and let me speed at will with just a bit of tinfoil, then I'm all for it!

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  6. RFID this by hb253 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's just put an RFID in my ass and be done with it.

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  7. The system is unbeatable! by gkelman · · Score: 2, Funny

    The plates are the same shape and size as conventional plates, and are permanently fitted to the vehicle in the same way. says the article.

    So, attached by 2 screws then? Damn that permanent fitting. How will we ever get around it?

  8. Re:This is a Good Thing... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    like the Somerset farmer who got a demand for his 17mph tractor being 150 miles away in London

    I for one support measures that discourage people from driving inefficient polluting farm equipment hundreds of miles just to go shopping in the city. Attempting to maneuver a bulky tractor on cramped London streets was surely a safety menace to motorists and pedestrians alike. He should have considered taking some form of public transportation instead.

    If RFID tags can help keep tractors and combine harvesters off of our city streets, then I support them 110%.

  9. Re:Here's a video and more info by (trb001) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, once all the used tires run out, you will probably have a really difficult time finding a tire with no rfid tags...

    Nah...there are about 10 people in my development that have the same car as me.

    --trb

  10. Re:Just Great... by Darth+Muffin · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, if they ever get this in the states I think my plate will mysteriously suffer a large "rock chip" right about where the RFID chip is embedded.

    No officer, I have no idea why that rock chip looks just like a chisel mark ;)

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  11. Re:Privacy in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Not quite. It's the tabloids that have this effect, and to be honest the majority (don't flame me, I didn't say all) of their readers are people too dumb to form their own opinions. The broadsheets are less sensationalist and their readers ignore much of the bias that may slip in.

    Yeah except there's more tabloid readers than broadsheets. Not everyone reads the Guardian or Independant.

    They also need to introduce compulsory execution for all Daily Express and Dail Mail readers.

  12. Facts about tire-mounting machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    FACT: Discarded auto tires contribute 1,243,918 tons of non-recyclable trash to US landfills every year.

    FACT: In the United States and Canada in 2003, 87 children under the age of eighteen were seriously injured in accidents involving unregistered tire-swings 70% of which were suspended from unregistered trees.

    FACT: In Europe, where private ownership of tire-mounting machines has long been prohibited, not one violent crime was committed with an unregistered tire-mounting machine in the last decade..

    FACT: In 2003, 4,451 children below the age of 18 were killed or seriously wounded in accidents involving improperly-secured home tire-mounting machines.

    FACT: In French Guiana, where the law forbids private ownership of radio frequencies, the wealth-gap between rich and poor is only 10% of that found in the United States, and studies have shown unequivocally that tires wear up to 40% longer.

    FACT: In both Cuba and Canada, publicly-funded health care ensures that doctors can't afford large, heavy SUVs, resulting in significantly diminished levels of tire-related non-recyclable waste.

  13. Re:Might as well paint your car 'Arrest me Red' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    You are right.

    So instead I suggest you get a portable RFID eraser (cheap in the US, they use them at every sales counter), and go around in parking lots, erasing all the cars in them. LONG LIVED ANONYMOUS CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

  14. Re:Might as well paint your car 'Arrest me Red' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My slightly modified microwave oven begs to differ ;)