Old Geek Invents New Stick
the morgawr writes "According to the EE Times and Science Blog, a scientist at University of Rhode Island has developed a new type of antenna design that, by increasing the efficiency, performs as well as the convential quarter-wave design but is only 1/3 as large."
Big antenii!
[penis length joke goes here]
It weighs 500pounds and smelled of elderberries?
Congratulations on the Register style title. Amusing.
Would that there were a "Send to Pun Purgatory" moderator choice.
Shame on you.
When someone tells you that you are comparing apples and oranges they only mean it's pointless. I think your website confirms that.
Informative???
Come on mods...this is supposed to be funny. It's the friggen Eiffel tower! Come on! Laugh already.
What ladies? Where? This is slashdot. You must be new here.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Mod this AC up!
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