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486 Turns 15 Years Old

wooby writes "The 486 processor , introduced in 1989 at 25 and 33MHz clock speeds, is now 15 years old. Intel's simultaneous launch of both the 486, a CISC chip, and the i860, a RISC chip, was a gamble. Remarks Intel's former CEO, Andy Grove: 'our equivocation caused our customers to wonder what Intel really stood for, the 486 or i860?'"

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  1. w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three more years until she's legal!

    1. Re:w00t by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

      prostration!? that sounds like a cross between prostate and castration.. erm.. *backs off slowly*

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    2. Re:w00t by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

      oh shit... 15's not legal?

      Anyone heading towards mexico?

      Perhaps she was overclocked... hey it aint my fault... they just should do that! She said she was a fucking DX... I said.. fine... Lets fuck baby.

      She said hang on... i gotta get into protected mode...

      I Said.. hey baby.. everything is fucking manged baby... i'm running Desqview and i'll be working the front door and the back door... whats your NUP bitch?

      She said "elitewarez"

      And so i slipped my login her oblivion2. The bitch was running 3 ports she dropped 3 lines... and i said i'm using them all cauze i have a 0-day load to drop...

      She said fuck, better be good... I said fuck yeah.. its the Fairlight release of Jordan in Flight.

      She said, i love jordan, hes so smooth... and so i fucked her brain dead and her memmanger screamed for more buffers.

      Then she said hold the fuck up... lets get her... I said her?

      She said yeah.. my config.sys

      I was there.... and her sys was all mine. Her sys was running renegade, but i knew it was just a hacked teleguard...

      So i busted through her backdoor and the only words i heard was "QEMM" Then suddenly she demanded that Norton Commander. I said fuck yeah... this shits going to pkunzip on her double -d's.

      Dam I was digging it... WHAT? 386... her sys was a 386... SON OF A BITCH... 25sx? What a fucking pig.

      No wonder.

      Never again will i boot another 486... but now and then i remember the days... so new, so fresh.. ah you never forget your first 286... and if you never forget your 286... try fucking a 486.

      Those were the days. Them was my chicks.

  2. Obvlivious by z0ink · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf clu....
    Oh. 15 years old, right.

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  3. Whoa... by su2ge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahhh, those were the days..... Gorilla still ran at a decent speed, but then when these new fangled contraptions came around, the banana moved at the speed of light!

  4. Re:jup by |<amikaze · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the i860 is controlling my DSL modem right now! What a team they make!

  5. It was my first by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember watching my brother show me his 386 with sound. Dr. Sbiatso and all that. It so blew me away that I saved every dime and got a 486 with a video capture card, sound card, modem, blah blah blah. Cost me $3,500 For two years, every almost waking spare moment I had was spent on that machine.

    That experience made me what I am today. A Slashdot geek with an old 486.

  6. Legal in Canada by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    She's legal in Canada. Age of consent is 14 here. I think the Liberals are trying to push it down to 13, the pervs.

    But in all seriousness, my college room-mate had a 386 and then replaced it with a 486. A guy on our floor had a 486 with tape drives and the works. That was great until someone hit his room with a leaner and hosed his whole backup system (which was on the floor). For all you who don't know what a leaner is, it's when someone fills a garbage can with water and tilts it against someone's door. When they open it, the water splooshes over everything, especially them. Pretty nasty! We used mirrors to check for leaners so they never got us. :-)

    Bah, I went from a 286, to a P-133 and then up from there, regularly. Nostalgia time. {{ahhhh}}

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  7. Release two chips at once... by Yhippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty RISCy maneuver, eh?

  8. Re:Good times by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 5, Funny

    OH... and it had one of those mHz displays on the front, and with one press of the magical turbo button, I could go from 25 to 33 flat!

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  9. pentium by ziggyboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd wait for the day the Pentium turns 15. I remembered the days of the popular Pentium bugs that affected various 60-100Mhz versions.

    And who'd forget the classic that went something like...

    The Pentium was not officially named 586 because 486+100 turned out to be 585.9999999999999.

    1. Re:pentium by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny
      TI produced a script for the scene from 2001 where Dave is trying to persuade HAL to let him back in based on the Pentium bug. It ends with HAL singing:

      Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do,
      Getting hazy, can't divide three by two.
      My answers, I can not see 'em,
      They're stuck in my Pentium.
      It would be fleet, my answers sweet, on a workable FPU.

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  10. Wake-up Call by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm... maybe it's finally time to upgrade.

  11. Re:jup by lewko · · Score: 4, Funny
    everyone who uses a computer nowadays should have a 486 level machine

    Bah! 486? LOOGSHERIE! When I was your age, we didn't have none of those fangled 486es, oh no sir. 286 was more than enough for everyone... Or was that 64k of RAM? Now let me see...

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  12. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

    You get a relatively strong person to lean against the top half of the door, and wedge pennies between the door face and the door frame on the doorkknob edge. Repeat the process at the bottom of the door. This puts pressure on the bolt so that it cannot slide out, and the doorknob is jammed. This can only be undone from the outside so far as I know.

    Back in the day, we had a dorm phone system where the circuit was not released until the caller hung up, so to complete the task, you'd call the dorm phone and leave your receiver off the hook so the person had to hang out their window and shout for help.

    When I was an MIT student, this happened occasionally, but somebody always took pity on the victim and let them out almost immediately. Usually the perpetrator. All, in all, this is a nasty, potentially dangerous trick to play on somebody. The first rule of hacker ethics is do no harm. The second rule is safety.

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  13. Re:jup by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

    a modem cost $300 when your cat chewed through the power cable? (I miss poor fluffy.)

    Fluffy seems like an unusual name for a modem.

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