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Spammer Apologizes
radarsat1 writes "The Globe and Mail reports that Canadian professional spammer Eric Head, after being sued by Yahoo!, has apologized formally for his behaviour and vows to mend his ways by teaching others about the dangers of the internet. Let's hope others begin to take his lead."
that he doesn't do it by email...
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? Am I wrong?
And you may say to yourself
My god! What have I done?
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
...if I ever see him, I'll beat the crap outta him. Then apologize.
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RTFA. The spammer will apologize and will work for a charitable organization. Already he has plans to send out emails asking to help the Nigerian Prime Minister unlock trillions of dollars from the Sultan of Brunei -- all he needs is a small donation from YOU!
--Kevin
I better start stocking up on those penis pills before they become scarce!
He formally changes his first name to "Dick". And says his first and last name each time he introduces himself.
Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered
me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam.
I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one
dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the
power.
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>Spammers lie.
Rule #2, nobody talks about - oh... nevermind.
I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
From: "Eric Head"
Subject: LEARN ABOUT THE DANGERS OF THE INTERNET
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT.
Dear,
Are you sick of getting scammed? Have you been burned by offers to consol1date your m0rtg.age, add 1nches to your man hood, or win a fre-ee is1and get@way?
We all have! BUT NO MORE!
"The Dangers of the Internet", the incredible new book by Eric Head, former Director of DirectConsumer Marketing Affairs for a Fortune 500 company*, will show YOU how to keep from getting scammed in the future! Best of all, the book is absolutely FRIE, with your purchase of this inexpensive herbal v1@gra alternative! Only three payments of $39.99 each, WOW!!
*in China.
Hunting rifle....100-250$
Ammo...15-25$
Hunter's permit...25$
Spammer all tied-up and disguised to look like a moose during hunting season....priceless
There are somes things money can't buy...
I live in Soviet Canuckistan you insensitive clod!
Get high profile spammers to send out bulk emails critical of the Church of Scientology, and watch them sue each other to death.
" The pills won't make your penis larger."
But I thought that one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all! Just ask the rabbit, when he's ten feet tall.
... the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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