3D Linux Laptop Available
Anonymous Writer writes "EmperorLinux is distributing the Sharp Actius RD3D autostereo laptop with Linux pre-installed, dubbing it the 'Molecule'. Almost all the hardware features can be utilised under Linux; the autostereo 3D display (most importantly), CD-RW/DVD-RW combo drive, Ethernet port, audio hardware, PC Card slot, 4 USB 2.0 ports, FireWire port, Sony Memory Stick slot, Compact Flash slot, SD slot, and internal floppy dive. The only built-in feature unsupported is the internal 56 Kbps modem, however a supported 56 kbps PC Card modem is available as well as a WiFi PC Card."
Yeah but... does it run Linux? Oh wait...
So who's going to be the first to the market with a 3D-Enhanced porn site?
Since $3,000+ is a bit outside my range (my range being closer my $35 PII Linux box), I naturally checked out the Emperor Linux Jobs Page to see if I could suppliment my income. What a blast from the pre-bust past, mixed with a bit of post-bust reality:
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Work at EmperorLinux: the most fun you can have with
EmperorLinux is not actively hiring.
However, we are always on the lookout for fun and knowledgeable people who like things Linux. If you like to:
ride your bike to work,
hike in the mountains,
recompile your kernel weekly,
drink Mountain Dew with extra sugar,
play in the dirt with your hands,
make fun and informative web pages,
use the "taste test" when debugging circuits,
run with scissors barefoot in the rain,
or anything similarly off-center,
send us an interesting mail telling us why you think we would like you.
I've done nearly all of those things, if you can substitute "hand-code Z80 machine code" for "recompile your kernel". But I think I'll stick with my boring but very stable job coding VB in the tax accounting business. I'll have time to lick random circuitry when I retire.
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
My laptop is 2D. I hate the way it's so flat. It's horrible to type on because the keys have no travel. It's easy to bend and tear by accident. Sometimes it's really hard to see because when you look at it edge on it has no thickness. It disappears in piles of paper. A 3D laptop would be much better!
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
Especially when you consider that it's $2999 w/o Linux.
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Do we get free 3D glasses?
Gives a whole new meaning to "pop-up" doesn't it?
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Does it have drivers for Windows?
How about Sound/modem Drivers for DOS (you heard me!)?
Now I can understand being too lazy to read the article, but the relevant information was actually in the story submission.
You, sir, win THE PRIZE.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
2D, 3D, man that's so yesterday?
My laptop (supplemented with my flux capacitor powered N-Vidia card) has 4 dimensions. Thanks to this wonderful feature I can see it Crashing while it's booting up.
The Neo-Bohemian Techno-Socialist
I wish people would quit throwing that word around until we have a true 3D display.
Absolutely. I can't wait to have a laptop that can project an animated 3D holographic shark that jumps out whenever I view a movie trailer.
Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
what about Quake?
bash in 3-D...NICE!
http://www.sampletheweb.com
3D porn!
I'm selling my old 2D laptop to buy a new 3D laptop.
Here's the pictures:
Front view, chassis closed:
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Side view, chassis closed:
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Anyone interested?
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