SELEX at Fermilab Discovers New Particle
sellthesedownfalls writes "Scientists at the Department of Energy's Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory will announce on Friday, June 18 the observation of an unexpected new member of a family of subatomic particles called 'heavy-light' mesons. The new meson, a combination of a strange quark and a charm antiquark, is the heaviest ever observed in this family, and it behaves in surprising ways -- it apparently breaks the rules on decaying into other particles. See the Fermilab Press Release."
...researchers at the famed Max Planck institute in Germany have found other seemingly contradictory particles such as:
the Government Assistance particle
the Military Intelligence particle
the Express Mail particle
and the ever-elusive Flat Breasted particle
The chief scientist of the oxymoron division was quoted as saying, "These particles make about as much sense as screen doors in submarines."
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