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SELEX at Fermilab Discovers New Particle

sellthesedownfalls writes "Scientists at the Department of Energy's Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory will announce on Friday, June 18 the observation of an unexpected new member of a family of subatomic particles called 'heavy-light' mesons. The new meson, a combination of a strange quark and a charm antiquark, is the heaviest ever observed in this family, and it behaves in surprising ways -- it apparently breaks the rules on decaying into other particles. See the Fermilab Press Release."

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  1. Slashdot Reader Discovers New Oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heavy-Light Mesons!

    1. Re:Slashdot Reader Discovers New Oxymoron by p3tersen · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a bound state of two quarks. The charm quark is "heavy", i.e. relatively massive, while the the strange quark is less so.

    2. Re:Slashdot Reader Discovers New Oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like my dating experiences. The charming ones are always fat, while the physically attravtive ones are always strange.

    3. Re:Slashdot Reader Discovers New Oxymoron by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      The charm quark is "heavy", i.e. relatively massive, while the the strange quark is less so.

      So, in keeping with the lighthearted naming conventions of the 50s and 60s that brought us "charm" and "strange" in the first place (I voted for "Chocolate" and "Maple Walnut" myself), why not just call it the "Laurel and Hardy" Meson?

      KFG

  2. False Alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    My bad, I sneezed into the particle accelerator. Sorry guys.

    1. Re:False Alarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      allegedly true story:

      when CERN finished the construction of LEP, back in the day, they had a problem when they turned it on. the beam wouldn't align to collide and they had no idea why.

      upon further inspection, the problem was (allegedly) caused by a bottle of Heineken left behind in one of the beam tubes by a construction worker...

    2. Re:False Alarm by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Informative

      The alleged story is indeed mostly true (reference here) although apparently it was two Heineken bottles, and the the theory of how they got there is that it was a prank, not an oversight during construction.

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    3. Re:False Alarm by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > The alleged story is indeed mostly true (reference here) although apparently it was two Heineken bottles, and the the theory of how they got there is that it was a prank, not an oversight during construction.

      The story is in an indeterminate state between truth and falsity, and apparently the number of bottles is in an indeterminate state between 1 and 2, and the theory of how they got there is referred to as the Heineken uncertainty principle.

    4. Re:False Alarm by gargleblast · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aha! Heineken touches the particles other beers don't reach.

  3. Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Many things will end up breaking the "rules" before it's all over.

    1. Re:Rules by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm not sure when it will be "over," but chances are that we'll be over before we learn all we could about the universe (possibly due to misunderstanding how it works).

      Or even, maybe it never can be "over". Perhaps there will always be weaknesses in theories to explain weaknesses in older ones, ad infinitum. All theories are simply models to reduce the workings of the universe to a form we can make sense of. There may be no perfect model.

      I forgot who said this, but there's a quote that reads something like, "Not only is the universe stranger than we imagined, but it may be stranger than we can imagine."

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    2. Re:Rules by Catharsis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps there will always be weaknesses in theories to explain weaknesses in older ones, ad infinitum.

      Reference: Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.

      And, to quote Doug Adams:
      "There is a theory that states once we figure out exactly why we are here, that the universe will cease to exist and be replaced by something even more complex and confusing.

      There is another theory that states this has already happened."
      -pvh

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    3. Re:Rules by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LOL, I believe it. Me I don't often get the big funny odd coincidences(sp?). Just a constant stream of wtf was that little non-sensical oddities, but people who are around me long enough start to notice, and somtimes accuse me of doing it.
      Like I can really cause some of these things.
      Like the time I met somone and was talking about an old friend I hadn't seen in years, in response to his mentioning a friend he'd lost contact with a about year ago. Well a few minutes later we discover we're talking about the same guy. Then as we reach the cash-register (book store, how we met, he was looking for a book) and guesse who was in line ahead of us.I was almost 3,000 miles from home at the time. That's about oddest single incident.
      At the other end is things like doors opening for no reason, all the filliments of a 3-way bulb going out at the same time, and the one that helps my rep around tech: things somtimes just spontaneously start working right again if I do anything not actually harmfull to them, or somtimes just watch a friend try and show me what is wrong before I even touch it.
      It's not like it's every day, just somthing like the last paragraph once or twice a week. And somthing about 2/3 as wierd as the mutal friend thing every year to 18 months. Though come to think of it the rate has almost halved from that since about '95.

      Mycroft

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  4. What, no pictures? by BrianMarshall · · Score: 5, Funny
    The meson lifetime is 10 (-24) seconds, or about the amount of time it takes light to cross a proton.

    Now, I think this is the lifetime of the usual shorter-lived mesons, but still...

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    1. Re:What, no pictures? by sellthesedownfalls · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.fnal.gov/pub/presspass/press_releases/s elex_photos/index.html

    2. Re:What, no pictures? by Pi_0's+don't+shower · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is definitely "order of magnitude" a typical strong decay.

      There are two things which are unusual about this, however:

      1) It's a strong decay, and the particle is more massive than other exotic (with more than just down/up quarks) mesons, but this one lives longer than light mesons in its family. Whether this means it's longer lived than charm-down or charm-up mesons or longer lived than a lighter resonance of charm-strange isn't enunciated here, but either way, that's a surprise. There may be some type of parity conservation at work.

      (NB - strong interactions conserve parity)

      2) It decays into an eta particle much more often (6x more) than decay into a kaon. This is unusual, because more phase space is available for kaons (they have less mass than etas, therefore it's energetically favorable). Again, this could be related to parity issues, like pion decay (prefers muons over less-massive electrons), but that isn't enunciated here either.

      It just goes to show that there's a lot left to investigate just in the basic standard model -- something that a lot of the SUSY/string-loving public forgets quite often. (IAAP, btw)

    3. Re:What, no pictures? by athakur999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can tell you from personal experience that crossing a proton is a BAD IDEA. Those bastards have a really short temper. I'd say 10(-24) is a pretty conservative estimate of how long it takes to piss a proton off.

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    4. Re:What, no pictures? by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Funny
      That's because they always think they're correct.... They're positive....

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  5. Stupid question! by saderax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IANAP(hysicist) ... Do these mesons occur in nature? If not, how can it be claimed a new "discovery." In the same manner, I can glue a poptart to a can of coke and "discover" a new product that has the edible goodness of poptarts and the drinkable properties of coke.

    1. Re:Stupid question! by Evl · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANAP either, but I think the idea is that these energies were seen when the universe was very young, so yet they are discoveries.

    2. Re:Stupid question! by p3tersen · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Do these mesons occur in nature?

      Doubtful.

      If not, how can it be claimed a new "discovery."

      They "discovered" that nature behaves in a certain way. How is it not a "discovery"? You can't call it an "invention" because it's not like they're designing these particles before creating them.
    3. Re:Stupid question! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have mod points, but im going to set them aside to say this: They DO occur in nature, as seen in this very experiment. If they didnt exist, or they were forbidden from existing, then we would never see them in any experiments we conduct. Just because we are causing them to appear by doing various things doesnt mean that the products of such an experiment is outside the scope of nature, and by saying "They dont occur in nature" simply ignores the fact that we are part of nature. If nature didnt want something to happen or occur, we would know about it.

    4. Re:Stupid question! by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If by "in nature" you mean "in Yosemite and Yellowstone and on Mounts Fuji and Kilimanjaro" then no. But are there violent, high-energy events in astronomical circumstances in which these particles would be briefly found? Yes. By "discovering" the particles in the lab, they mean that they are discovering that nature works in such a way as to allow those particles to exist and have those mass/lifetime properties.

      BTW, even if there were particles which only existed in the high energies of the big bang and for 10^(-20) seconds afterwards, producing them in a hypothetical super-accelerator would still constitute a "discovery" rather than a creation or invention.

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    5. Re:Stupid question! by Cecil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By your definition, I'm not sure that anything at all can be called a discovery. That would make it a pretty meaningless and useless word, wouldn't it?

      If no one has ever seen a meson like this before then -- regardless of whether they've been flying around the universe for billions of years -- I consider it a discovery, because we (humanity) have never noticed it before now. It's new. It's a discovery.

  6. Re:118? by geeber · · Score: 3, Informative

    Victor Ninov at Lawerence Berkley National Laboratory.

    Let's hope Fermilab is more certain about this discovery.

  7. strange, charm, rule breaker: by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now I want to sleep with it.

    I feel so dirty.

    1. Re:strange, charm, rule breaker: by sarah_kerrigan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hello,

      That'll be the physicists, right?

      Sure. They'll spend all the days trying to evaluate the interaction of SELEX and Burgburgburg. It's no good for their relationship...

      Kisses
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  8. A good quote by heyitsme · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I was just reading my copy of Fermilab Today (I am writing this from the lab) and saw this article. Then it appears on slashdot!

    The best description of this phenomenon comes from James Ross in the official press release:

    • "It's like watching a water bucket with a large hole and small hole in the bottom," Russ said. "For some reason, the water is pouring out the small hole six times faster than it's coming out of the large one. Something unusual must be going on inside the bucket."
    1. Re:A good quote by kfg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh- I thought there was a more general interpretation of Heisenberg available as well

      You are falling into the trap of mistaking an interpretation of the theory, i.e. what people say about that theory ( such people often being clueless in the first place) for what the theory actually "says".

      Much like people often claim that The Theory of Relativity "says" that everything is relative, which is completely wrong. The Theory of Relativity "says" that the speed of light is absolute.

      KFG

  9. Heretics by BearJ · · Score: 5, Funny
    I for one am sick of all these subatomic particles breaking the rules. Surely there must be some sort of law to stop these "dirty hippie" (if you will). They're unconstitutional, and against the american way!

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    1. Re:Heretics by Chillum · · Score: 2, Funny

      This reminds me of the answer I gave to a question I once had on a chemistry exam:

      Q: Name two properties of a free radical

      1. Long hair
      2. "Save the Whale" badge

    2. Re:Heretics by aiabx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or "forbidden" lines in atomic spectra...they only happen in a vacuum so tenuous that the atoms aren't bumping into each other and giving up energy before they radiate at the forbidden line. They got the name because they could not be seen in a laboratory vacuum. You need to look at nebulae to see them.
      -aiabx

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  10. Not a stupid question! by benhocking · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, they do occur in nature. Specifically, they occur when a sufficiently energetic cosmic ray strikes our atmosphere.

    This is the same reason that many physicists laugh off the idea that they're going to create a mini-black hole that would sink to the earth's core and destroy us all. The universe is constantly running even higher-energy experiments in our atmosphere all the time - we just haven't placed our detectors in the right place! (To be fair to our hard-working particle physicists, you would need a VERY large detector hovering high in the air if you wanted to catch these things in nature.)

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    1. Re:Not a stupid question! by Noren · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Cosmic rays from space can indeed be much more powerful than those created in particle accelerators- the seminal example is one of the few cosmic rays which has a name- the "Oh-My-God" particle (So named because of the exclamation the physicist was said to have made when he saw the data.) This cosmic ray had roughly 300 million times the energy of the protons Fermilab is able to produce, and was travelling at about v = 0.9999999999999999999999951 c.

      The really interesting part is that we don't really know what process would produce such a thing. Since then, several other cosmic rays(subscription required) entering the atmosphere with energies over 10^20 eV have been detected by Japanese, Russian, and American observers.

    2. Re:Not a stupid question! by barawn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The really interesting part is that we don't really know what process would produce such a thing.

      Actually, it's worse than that. Not only do we not know what process would produce such a thing, we don't know how it would've gotten here in the first place. Above 6 x 10^19 eV, particles should interact with the microwave background, and lose energy (the "GZK cutoff"). In essence, there's a cosmic speed limit. The only way that particle could've gotten here is if it came from very close (so it didn't have time to slow down yet) - very close. Which makes the problem of "how the heck was this made?" even worse.

    3. Re:Not a stupid question! by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Informative


      AFAIK even the decay of a very large (hundreds of stellar masses++) black hole can't produce protons with that energy. I'm not sure about mergers of galactic center black holes, tho - but I'm sure they've taken those into account.

      Then again, there might be factors that we're not aware of yet in both the decay and the collisions - but I do know that black holes of those sizes (anything bigger than planet size) are extraordinarily rare because their lifetimes are measured in tens+ of billions of years.

      SB

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    4. Re:Not a stupid question! by barawn · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wouldn't think there would be an absolute cutoff there, but a (granted very steep) curve; which means that some very tiny fraction of particles *could* make it here with those energies (and who's to say what original energy level that particle started off with?)

      No, of course it's not an absolute cutoff - however, the slope is somewhere in the neighborhood of E^-10 or so, which may as well be an absolute cutoff. No matter how hard you try, you basically can't get much above 6 x 10^19 for more than about 50 megaparsecs. If the GZK cutoff really does exist (which... well, it better, it's very basic physics) then in the absence of sources we don't understand (which is what we think we have), we never should've seen these particles. The "normal" processes which generate particles less than 6E-19, convolved with the GZK effect, would've produced a flux so freaking low we never would've seen it.

      what are the odds that the particle in question could have resulted from the Big Bang energies once protons and neutrons started to form from the 'soup'? I realize it would have been traveling for quite a while and the odds would be infinitely small, but still, the mw background is just an average temperature, is it not?)

      Actually stuff that's formed from recombination era would be microwave background energies - because, well, that's what the microwave background is. :)

      But anyway, it's not just that we saw one particle, because the thing is, the detectors didn't run for that long, and they weren't that large (i.e. their acceptance was quite low). They would've had to have gotten astro-freaking-phenomenally lucky in order to see one that far away from the expected. It gets even worse when you have other detectors come online that also see those energy events.

      It's not the individual particles that interest us. It's the fact that there seems to be a real spectrum out there - there's something actually producing these energies, and either A) it's close, or B) we don't understand interactions at high energies, or C) all of the cosmic ray physics people are smoking something. Considering B) basically implies that one of the fundamental tenets of relativity is wrong - which would be bad , I'd like for it to be A, but I've got a feeling it'll turn out to be C. :)

  11. I like the way humans think by swagr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...it apparently breaks the rules...

    Because it couldn't be that we've made a mistake. It was the naughty meson's fault.

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    1. Re:I like the way humans think by aducore · · Score: 3, Informative

      The rules are just the way we understand things. When something breaks the rules, it means we need to put the rules back together so that they aren't broken as easily.

      There's a difference between defying human theories of physics, and defying nature.

  12. If they haven't been seen before... by Anomalous+Canard · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...it's a new discovery!

    We certainly expected that there would be a strange-anticharm meson, but until it was observed, there was no way to tell it's mass (except in a very broad range of likely masses for members of the heavy-light mesons) and it's lifetime. Quantum chromodynamics, while in many respects a remarkably precise theory, still has to have the masses of the particles put into the equations. In a real Theory of Everything, we'd be able to calculate the mass of such a meson before we'd seen it.

    These particles certainly exist in nature, but because their lifetime is so short, you'd have to be right where they were created to be able to see them before they decayed. Since our detector-on-the-surface-of-a-neutron-star project (affectionately called the DOTSOAN project) has had its funding denied again, the only place we can be observing right where they were created is right here on Earth in the accellerators.

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  13. Re:Johnson Rod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stuff like this is utterly fascinating. It's another way to examine the universe and try to figure out how it works. Trying to figure out the strong force will help with figuring out nuclear properties. And since everything has nuclei....

    Also, experiments like this might poke holes in the Standard Model, which could lead to new area to explore in High Energy physics. Who knows what nature has hidden at the fermi level?

    And yes, I used to do particle physics, so this immediatly caught my attention.

  14. Obligatory Futurama quote by brainstyle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Farnsworth: It's a single atom of jumbonium. And element so rare, the nucleus alone is worth more than $50,000.

    Bender: How much more?

    Farnsworth: $100,000.

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    "Because we live in a bendy world, dear."
  15. Somebody's having a lot of fun at work... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know what to think of the DsJ+(2632)->Ds(eta)+ and D0K+" meson, but I can tell you these guys have a pretty good thing going for them at their cafetaria.

    Look at what they had for lunch on 06/17:
    Aztec Tortilla Soup
    Hot Italian Sub $4.75
    Chicken Picata $3.75
    Thai Beef $3.75
    Roast Beef Cheddar on Kaiser Roll $4.75
    Beef Strombolis $2.85
    Marinated or Cajun Chicken Caesar Salads $4.75

    It's a wonder they got any work done that day...

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    1. Re:Somebody's having a lot of fun at work... by heyitsme · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a wonder they got any work done that day...

      With 6800 acres of buffalo, trails, and lakes, not to mention a swimming pool, basketball and tennis courts, a rec center and bar (the alcoholic type) its a wonder we ever get any work done around here :)

  16. No such thing as "breaks the rules" by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the data and rules disagree (and the data is valid) then "the rules" were never ever really correct. This is the most interesting and cognitively confounding element of science. So many experiments cause the perceived "rules" to change when in fact the true rules of the universe never change, only our approximations and estimations of them. This is why I wonder if so much of science is really just curve-fitting (F = m*a + delta, where delta contains relativistic effects, quantum effects, etc.) Similarly, I wonder if E = mc^2 + delta, where delta includes effects unseen because we haven't tested the formula over the entire span of possible conditions (energies, distances, mass concentrations, etc.)

    As an aside, a friend in college was religious because of this very issue. He hated the fact that science couldn't "make up its mind" abut what was true or not -- for him, an erroneous certainty was more comfortable than a changing, but progressively more correct uncertainty.

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    1. Re:No such thing as "breaks the rules" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Science really is just curve fitting. That is why the undergrads at Caltech use a program called "CurveFit". http://www.ligo.caltech.edu/~vsanni/ph3/ (CurveFit is near the bottom of the page.) Science doesn't require absolute truth, only successive approximations basedon empirical knowledge (or 'experience' in plain English). The idea that you can know absolute truth - and the need to prove yourself right when you don't know what you are talking about - are carry-overs from classical philosophers, such as Aristotle who got the rules of gravity wrong because he rested his case on only one experiment (the feather and the rock experiment).

    2. Re:No such thing as "breaks the rules" by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It gets stranger. It may be that the "constants" and rules we observe in the universe have not always been so, and might not be so in the future. Godel's incompleteness theorem also gives us an inkling that there may indeed be truths that are unprovable.

      Note however, I am completely NOT religous, and despite their only shortcoming, I think science and reason are the only feasible tools we can use to understand the universe. Or said in another way, for things which are knowable and understandable, science and reason are the best way to find them.

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    3. Re:No such thing as "breaks the rules" by Stalyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Godel's theorem related to physics states that there will never exist one set of axioms that will describe every phenomena we encounter. Hawking gave an interesting lecture on Godel and Physics... I'm sure its on the web somewhere.

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    4. Re:No such thing as "breaks the rules" by Stalyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      if mathematics can not be axiomized then neither can the laws of physics but sure try it out if you want.

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  17. String theory implications? by jwkane · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Obviously any experiment that yields unexpected and reproducable results is great news for quantum theorists.

    I'm wondering if the theoretical predictions presented in the article tip the scales toward or away from any of the various theories of quantum structure. In particular:

    "SELEX also saw the new meson decay about six times more often than expected into an eta particle (a rarer but well-studied member of the meson family), rather than into the expected particle, called a K meson."

    It seems obvious that this experiment highlights a failure in our understanding of the strong force.

    1. Re:String theory implications? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm wondering if the theoretical predictions presented in the article tip the scales toward or away from any of the various theories of quantum structure.

      For any quantum theory [QT] there exist a range of possible values for the arbitrary constants in the theory that will account for all observed data.

      Should there fail to be a range of possible values that are consistent with reality, then there is almost certainly some form of "renormalization" which will accomodate the observations.

      Should there fail to be constants and renormalizations which give the proper results, then the problem lies with perturbation methods used to calculate the answer and a different method of calculation will need to be used, probably invoking the "small diameter dimensions, multiple string windings/large diameter, single string windings" trick.

      While we're mentioning "rolled-up dimensions," claiming that one of the additional dimensions is near-macroscopic (i.e. a hundredth of a millimeter or so) is at the very least a wonderful stalling tactic.

      Should all of the above fail, how the hell did you get tenure in the first place?

      Most quantum theories cannot be distinguished by anything less than smashing two galactic-center sized black holes together at approximately 99.857% of the speed of light. Even then, about half of the theories can be tweaked to surive the data - more than the experimenters would likely achieve.

      Someone's in a dismal mood today....

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    2. Re:String theory implications? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you can allways tweak the theory to conform then it's a crap theory cause it's not falsifiable.

      Not false, but not true.

      Honestly, I was being a little humorous in my original message. But I wasn't completely accurate.

      There are places where the "Standard Model" should break down that we might be seeing pretty soon. There's even some evidence we're seeing cracks in the Standard Model, but pretty much everyone wants to see something a bit more significant.

      The problem is, we know the Standard Model cannot be correct. General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics simply do not get along as both are currently formulated. The so-called "string" and "brane" theories have features that seem to make the relativity problems go away. But there are so many different possible theories, there's no current way to tell which is correct.

      So why play with them?

      Brian Greene points out in The Elegant Universe that a lot of the current theories appear to complement one another - they may in fact be subsets of the "ultimate" theory. There are some questions that one theory can answer better than another theory, and some calculations that simply can't be done in a third theory that a fourth theory handles almost trivially.

      So the physicists play with these theories in the hopes that either a) they'll find something we can test (like "large" hidden dimensions.

      And who knows? Some folks suspect that eventually they'll find that only one theory, with only one set of constants, produces a totally consistent theory and that the current universe is the only one possible. Others postulate that we'll find there's an infinite set of possible universes with the same or similar theories, but variables that are random and that our "universe" is merely one of many in the "multiverse."

      In the meantime, it's great fun and keeps physicists employed.

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  18. Just as I suspected... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 3, Funny

    It really is turtles all the way down.

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  19. They're not so smart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The distribution of the D0 K+ combined mass for all candidates in the data sample including Anti-particle combinations (D0bar K-). There are two clear peaks. The lower, at a mass of 2570 MeV/c2, is the known DsJ(2573) meson, discovered in 1994. This peak's width is more than the detector resolution showing the the "natural width (Gamma)" of this state due to its short lifetime. The value measured for the natural width of 14 MeV/c2 is consistent with previous measurements. The detector resolution is better by a factor of 2 in this D0 K+ decay mode than in the Ds+ eta0 mode making Selex more sensitive to the lifetimes of these state in this decay mode."

    Shit man, I could of told you that.

  20. Re:Johnson Rod by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think this stuff DOES actually matter, I mean, physicists discovered quantum entanglement and now there's a the tantalizing possibility of the development unbreakable cyphers, quantum computers etc. Who knows what magical technology will come from these seemingly obscure discoveries. And I dare say that it doesn't take a physicist to come up with ways to harness these technologies, all it takes is a curious mind.

    BTM

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    That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
  21. Break out the Doohan impressions... by GPLDAN · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Cap'n - I think if we reverse the heavy light mesons, we can interuupt the Klingon's charmed anti-quark field just long enuf to escape!"

    Shatner: "Scotty, you only have 60 seconds, hurry!"


    And, BTW, congrats to the Fermi team. I have plenty of friends employed there, I always like to see new discoveries. Good job, guys.

  22. Re:In other news... by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fire at Los Alamos has had one significant consequence. A secret scientific document was discovered in a bunker whose security systems were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to the public last weekend.

    Actually it reveals nothing that we didn't already suspect. But it does show that besides arsenic, lead, mercury, radon, strontium and plutonium, one more extremely deadly and pervasive element is known to exist.

    This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for 50 years. The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy neutrons, 75 supervisory neutrons, and 111 team leader neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, that are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

    According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of approximately three years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the deputy neutrons, supervisory neutrons, and team leader neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since, with each reorganization, some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass."

    http://www.appleseeds.org/governmentium.htm

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  23. If it weren't for deviations like this... by Theovon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... quantum physics would start to get pretty boring after a while.

    It's always fun to find a fault in the theory and then find a way to fix the theory, especially when that fix is elegant and makes all sorts of really cool predictions that you could not have made before.

  24. For a good time, read the preprint. by Garin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Those fine folks who subscribe to my arXiv.org RSS feeds probably have already read the full paper:

    http://arxiv.org/abs/hep-ex/0406045

    My RSS feeds can be found at:

    http://www.ucalgary.ca/~cmhogan/arXivRDF/

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    In any field, find the strangest thing and then explore it. -John Archibald Wheeler
  25. Re:heavy - light? by shigelojoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah; they're all hole, no donut.

    I tell you, man, this Atkins thing is going *way* too far.

  26. I for one.... by alexborges · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Wellcome our new subatomic, particle supercharged, dually quarked master

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  27. Don't run afoul of the DMCA by ScooterBill · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's like watching a water bucket with a large hole and small hole in the bottom," Russ said. "For some reason, the water is pouring out the small hole six times faster than it's coming out of the large one. Something unusual must be going on inside the bucket."

    Doesn't this attempted decryption of the universe break a provision in the DMCA? If that's not applicable, then I'm sure Microsoft will be getting a patent on it any day now.

  28. It's a bit more than curve fitting by erice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There have been times where the best fitting equations were just like you say. They had parts that didn't correspond to any real understanding. They just made the equation work. Those are emperical results.

    Much science is about taking those emperical results and coming up with theory that explains what they mean.

  29. Rules by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's because the "rules" are bounded on our existing knowledge. Way back when the rules stated that if you sailed for too long, you'd fall off the edge of the (flat) earth, or that the sun orbited around the earth.

    I'd expect that in the future, what we take for granted as a rule will be stretched, shrunk, or even broken. I'm not sure when it will be "over," but chances are that we'll be over before we learn all we could about the universe (possibly due to misunderstanding how it works).

  30. An adventure... by DrCode · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Look
    You see a meson.
    >Examine meson.
    It's too small for you to see.
    >Examine meson with microscope.
    The meson appears to be composed of too smaller particles, a quark and an antiquark.
    >Examine quark.
    The quark is strange.
    >Examine antiquark.
    The pleasant blue glow leads you to conclude that this is a charmed antiquark.
    >Rub antiquark.
    Your fingers are too big and clumsy.
    >Rub antiquark with cue-tip.
    You suddenly feel lucky.
    Two elf-nymphs enter the room. They look at you expectedly...

  31. Affinity by lildogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, myself, am charmed by strangeness.

  32. New discoveries in old data by lildogie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > While the SELEX experiment stopped taking data in 1997,
    > an extended analysis revealed this new particle lurking
    > within their data.

    Nice to see the costly technology paying off long after the experiment is over.

    Pure science is worth the money.

  33. Is there a Warp Drive here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a taxpayer, I like to know that research will have practical benefits.

    So, if the Fermilab folks could tell us whether this will lead to any or all of the following useful devices, I would greatly appreciate it:

    1) Warp Drive
    2) A way to make all the stars in the galaxy go supernova at once
    3) Bring back all the socks that vanish in the dryer
    4) Mr. Fusion
    5) Flying Cars

  34. Re:Here comes the God Squad. by JessLeah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, so God did these amazing miraculous things thousands of years ago, then conveniently stopped. Where are the burning bushes today? Where are the cities being smote? Where are the heretics being turned into pillars of salt? Where are the booming voices of God from the heavens? Oh yeah, and don't forget... the Universe was created a few thousand years ago, too. Uh huh... RIGHT. Fucking idiot.

  35. Re:Physicists, help me out here by bware · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's true, it's not as easy to make discoveries as it used to be. This experiment for instance has 125 co-authors and finished in 1997, so it had to go on for years before that. And it's a small experiment by comparison. So perhaps it's not as easy for an individual to make contributions as it used to be in these fields. But you could probably still do a lot on a (relative) table-top with things like Bose-Einstein condensates, atom interferometry, etc.

    That said, there's plenty we don't understand about the big issues. We don't know what most matter is. We don't know why the universe seems to be expanding faster than it should. We don't have any theory of quantum gravity. We don't know why galaxies formed, and why they formed so damn fast. We don't really seem to completely understand the strong force - and it's prying the lid off things like this that will get us there.

    So, as a physicist, I'd say there's still cool stuff to be done. You just might have to work hard in a lab or behind a desk for years and years to do it.

  36. "Contradiction" by e.m.rainey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dislike their frequent use of the word. It seems to imply that this field is somehow solid in it's knowledge of how these particles work, when in reality it's really alot of clever guesswork. It would seem to me that what they mean by contradiction is merely a seeming contradiction because our assumptions, obviously, have come into question. I know it'd be a pain to be so annoying accurate all the time but could quantum science, in general, please qualify this more often?

    Be a little less quick to assume you're unraveling reason itself and start recognizing that if you have a contradiction, then it's because some premise of yours is wrong.

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    The next remark is false. The previous remark is true.
  37. Re:118? by jmiles · · Score: 2, Informative

    In my mind, I like to envision this guy (Victor Ninov, who presented fraudulent data on super-heavy atoms) strung up and shot for the damage he's done to the public perception of science. Somebody always brings this up when a discovery is announced.

    Here at the CDF experiment (as well as for essentially all of the Fermilab collaborations), there exists a procedure generally known as the "blessing" of analyses, wherein one has to submit results in (multiple) meetings of collaborators who do overlapping work. Much sniping and nit-picking ensues, but the end result is typically a thorough internal peer-review process before an analysis can be made public. You would be quickly discovered here if you tried to just generate some data. Though I don't know how they do it at LBNL...

    Anyway, I look forward to out meeting Monday where we'll review evidence for observation of this D_s state here.

    (I Am A Lowly Grad. Student Physicist.)

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    Anecdotal evidence! I'm sold!
  38. Prediction by localman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The complexity of all these different particles will collapse into something much simpler when we look at it all from a different angle. Since I can't think of any other way to discover this "different angle", I am in favor of the physicists continuing with the current research methods -- finding more and more new and bizarre particles until it becomes obvious what we're actually looking at.

    String theory, where all particles are just different vibration frequencies of otherwise identical loops of "string", is rather appealing. But it seems we can't quite wrap our math around it yet.

    Of course the universe is under no obligation to be simple or elegant, but it just often seems to be the way -- a random complex thing becomes simple and obvious when viewed in the appropriate context.

    Cheers.