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DNS Inventor Predicts Future of the Internet
afra242 writes "BBC News has an interesting article which discusses what Dr Paul Mockapetris, the creator of DNS, thinks about what the Internet will be in the near future. He states that currently, we are in the Bronze Age of the Internet and phones will be phased out completely, to be replaced by web addresses."
If this is the bronze age of the Intarweb, Slashdotters represent the Beaker People.
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
The internet will replace your telephone, television, electricity, water, gas, and sewer. Rather, everything will come and go to and from your house through a single "big pipe". It will be a marvelous future...
Unknown host pong.
Next time people ask my phonenumber I'll tell them "phone@jawtheshark.com" or if they want my cell it'll be "gsm@jawtheshak.com". Now, I'll just have to wait until the telcos comply with that scheme ;-)
I predict your first calls on these will be from spammers.
#!/usr/bin/english
Phony McRingRing: I'm here to explain why the convenience of one area code in Man's Voice: -Your Town- has been replaced by the convenience of two area codes! ... Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize 10 numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey?
Wiggum: How big of a monkey?
"There is no spoon." - The Matrix
If you have to call the goatse.cx guy, for goodness sake don't be looking at your cell phone screen when he answers.
There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
"What's your phone address?"
"Oh, it's vee oh tee pee colon slash slash U S dot florida dot 1974 dot colon twelve colong twelve slash cryptic spawn, all one word."
"Uhh... ok, nevermind."
If you had nuts on your chin, would they be chin nuts?
"In the future, the Internet will be twice as fast, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive only the five richest kings in Europe will own it!"
I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
> He states that currently, we are in the Bronze Age of the Internet
We are? Well, *somebody* needs to pony up 1000 food and 800 gold to get us into the Iron Age. I wanna build a Wonder, here!
Chris Mattern