PCs Use More Sick Days Than People
lunarscape writes "ZDNet is running an article about the 'absentee' rate of PCs in various UK workplaces. According to the article, while the average employee was out sick seven days a year, the average PC was inoperable due to a virus nine days a year. The article also discusses junk e-mail's impact on productivity, with one business reporting that 99.84 percent of all incoming mail is spam."
You forgot:
DOS that guy who has two machine, one running windows that he never touches, and one still running DOS that he does his Real Work on. Mutters under his breath about the good old days when they still had the Novell network in place before that upgrade ("Hah!") to NT...
Igor Presnyakov stole my hat
Finally, a slashdot article with a strong reason to support installing MS Windows on your work machine!
Yeah, they do. I can't believe you didn't know. Seriously. You must be dumb or something.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants