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Amazon Seeks Divorce, $750M from Toys R Us

theodp writes "Responding to a Toys R Us lawsuit accusing Amazon of breaching exclusivity provisions of its $50M-a- year tenancy agreement, Amazon has countersued the giant toy retailer, asking the Court to terminate its Toysrus.com partnership and award it damages of more than $750M, arguing that Toysrus.com's failure to effectively choose top toys and baby products and to keep products in stock leaves Amazon with no other choice but to enable more sellers to sell these products."

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  1. Why can't they learn to play nice and share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why can't they learn to play nice and share?

    1. Re:Why can't they learn to play nice and share? by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kindergarten may have taught them to "do unto others as you would have them do unto you," but that kind of thinking just doesn't work in the courtroom.

      Somebody's going to have to sit in the time-out chair.

  2. Re:What is this? by chaffed · · Score: 4, Funny

    When it involves toys? Yes very much so.

    Think geek has a great selection but when I need the latest barbi... Xbox game I want toys R us to be there.

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    What could possibly go wrong?
  3. Exclusivity Deals by victor_the_cleaner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exclusivity deals are such a joke. I remember in the boom days sites like Excite would work all kinds of exclusive deals, always bending the rules a little bit.

    Excite Dealmakers:

    "E-Trade: You are our exclusive provider of finanical information, we'll brand the finance section with E-Trade logos, you'll provide content, blah blah"

    "Ameritrade: You are our exclusive provider of 'personal' financial information (sorry E-Trade but 'personal finance' is different that 'finance'). we'll brand the section with Ameritrade logos, you'll provide content, blah blah"

    Excite must have been using their Bill Clinton dictionary, "It depends on what your definition of exclusive is"

  4. Tomorrow’s Headline by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Brittney Spears marries newly divorced Amazon.com.

    Sources say the wedding was a 4 and a half star event, See all 146 customer reviews.

    Hollywood insiders criticize the move, saying that the couple is "SOOOO 90's."

  5. Who gets custody? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who gets custody of Kids 'R Us and Babies 'R Us?

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    Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
  6. I thought it was gonna be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazon decided that Toys' "My First Camera" violated their patent on one-click technology.

  7. Obligatory Family Guy quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, that's right Mr Giraffe. Get all the marmalade.

  8. NOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would someone please think of the children?!

  9. With toys like the Nimbus 2000... by hadesan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't (isn't) there still a run on this toy... Read the reviews... At Amazon's Toyrus section - the Nimbus Broom

  10. This reminds me.... by machocomacho · · Score: 1, Funny

    This reminds me of the scary time in 1972 when Barbie filed for Divorce from Ken. Good thing they got it to work out.

  11. Toys-R-Us by Daimaou · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can understand Amazon's complaint. Every time I have set foot in a Toys-R-Us retail store to buy something for one of my kids, I have left empty-handed because they didn't have what I was looking for in stock. Of course, if you wanted a Polly Potty with life-like urine, then you were in luck.

    I guess that's just how they choose to do business.

  12. Dot-Com Divorce is *so* y2k by Jonathan+Quince · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like we're back to the era of Internet company shenanigans.

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    Microsoft Windows is, fittingly, the official Desktop OS of Olig
  13. Re:Well, actually... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1, Funny

    You are either:
    a. On the edge of being funny
    or:
    b. Stupid

    Please let me know.

  14. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because SCO's stock might get a bounce on Monday from the idea that "exclusivity" can be added to the list of concepts that former business partners can be sued over.