Arthur: What manner of man are you that you can summon up fire without flint or tinder? Tim: I... am an enchanter. Arthur: By what name are you known? Tim: There are some who call me... 'Tim' Arthur:...greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure you're please too no, It's letter perfect in it's weight, My checker tolled me sew.
The Best Buy sales rep will then go into a sob story about how his ConnectedLife Home package died in 110-degree heat in the middle of the desert and how Best Buy's Performance Service Plan saved his life.
Then, a gentleman wielding an enormous iron sledgehammer approaches the aforementioned device, after which he proceeds to smash the fscking thing to bits.
I notice that in my version of Firefox the search box defaults to Google, and that the pulldown menu of pre-entered options doesn't even include MSN Search.
Hey, that's not fair! I want my version of Firefox to use MSN Search by default. I think I'll complain to Mozilla about this because it's anticompetitive. I may even submit a Slashdot article about it.
So can I presume that it will then start telling me to clean my room, do the dishes and take out the bins?
*pop* "Windows has detected that your room needs to be cleaned, your dishes need to be washed, and the Recycle Bin needs to be emptied. Click here to start the Household Chores Wizard."
Slashdot Mirror
I'd pay $16,000 (plus the cost of a Blendtec blender) to find out.
I don't get it either.
Hey, now, don't be so pitiful. Orange you glad our language is plum full of puns? Life is peachy.
Yes he is.
Yes, you can!
What I'd really like to know is whether iPhone will shred!
WATCH IT SHRED!
Cue sound of Google Car:
Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Goes zero to 60 in 0.12 seconds.
Arthur: What manner of man are you that you can summon up fire without flint or tinder? ...greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
Tim: I... am an enchanter.
Arthur: By what name are you known?
Tim: There are some who call me... 'Tim'
Arthur:
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure you're please too no,
It's letter perfect in it's weight,
My checker tolled me sew.
-Author Unknown-
I say to you that a stroke is to Jack Valenti as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
RIP, Jack!
How many investment companies are backing you?
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And a $100 instant rebate.
The Best Buy sales rep will then go into a sob story about how his ConnectedLife Home package died in 110-degree heat in the middle of the desert and how Best Buy's Performance Service Plan saved his life.
All he had to do was part with $1,500.
Mind on a flash drive?
I know I could carry my Mind around on a flash drive, but I'm afraid I'd end up losing it!
*rimshot*
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Double Fine and Vivendi Join Up For Publishing
Double fine? Vivendi? RIAA lawsuits?
Somebody needs to call the phone numbers on his resume.
Window Snyder is a woman.
Your company hired Gallagher?
So, in 36 hours this story will be posted to /. as a dupe and everyone will respond with renewed enthusiasm?
In 36 hours?
Parent is a troll!!!
* All developers are required to pay their $699 SCO licensing fees at the door.
I push around my competitors.
We are here to protect you,
We are here to protect you,
We are here to protect you from the TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!!!
Does anyone here have one of the new Intel Macs? If so, do they suck?
I notice that in my version of Firefox the search box defaults to Google, and that the pulldown menu of pre-entered options doesn't even include MSN Search.
Hey, that's not fair! I want my version of Firefox to use MSN Search by default. I think I'll complain to Mozilla about this because it's anticompetitive. I may even submit a Slashdot article about it.
Then again, maybe not.
So can I presume that it will then start telling me to clean my room, do the dishes and take out the bins?
*pop* "Windows has detected that your room needs to be cleaned, your dishes need to be washed, and the Recycle Bin needs to be emptied. Click here to start the Household Chores Wizard."