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Daleks Exterminated From New Dr. Who
albino eatpod writes "The BBC are reporting that despite 'the very best deal possible,' a failure to agree terms between the BBC and the estate of late sci-fi writer Terry Nation has meant that we will not being seeing TV's most evil villains in the new series, starring Christopher Eccleston and Billy Piper."
Bah, they couldn't even climb a flight of stairs!
Ho hum.
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In the new version, Davros puts the Dalek bioplasm into Roombas. Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate all dirt in deep pile!
Yes, her. It's been known for quite a while now. What's it like living under a rock anyway?
Maybe they could get permission to use the Borg. Short ones. With wheels instead of legs. And with annoying voices. "You will be assimilated! Assimilate! Assimilate!"
James Bond has survived quite nicely without S.P.E.C.T.R.E. If it was up to me I would create an alien scurge that is so bad ass that their main claim to fame is that they completely wiped out the Daleks. This will do two things. It will create a greater challenge to Dr. Who and deny the Nation estate future revenue. It would serve them right.
...at this site and I can see Dr. Who's problem. Without the Daleks, what new peril's will Dr. Who face if he's matched against a villian that could chase him up a ladder or through a narrow passage? If I ran the estate of Terry Nation I'd come to terms with the BBC before the BBC realizes "TV's most evil villians" are a cross between a shuttlecock and a salt shaker.
A Dr. Who remake without Daleks is like a Showgirls remake without nudity. Or with acting.
Next episode:
Dr Who vs. the Lawyers
Dr Who wants to go to far-flung places, but the evil Lawyers ground him reminding him that it's been 60 years since his TARDIS' last MOT.
Then, just as that's getting sorted out one of the lawyers points out that an old man enticing a series of (usually skimpily clad) young girls into a secluded telephone booth with promises of of wild adventures is not neccesarily the sort of role model they want to be promoting...
'Don't worry' said the trees when they saw the axe coming, 'The handle is one of us.'
So we've lost the Daleks but gained Billy Piper. I think I can live with that ....
I don't plan on dying quite that young.
That's not true at all. The world is much more at risk from a Dalek invasion than it ever was in the 70's, due to the various ramps and lifts installed for people in wheelchairs. It's political correctness gone mad.
"I believe has been a problem with the Tolkein estate aswell."
Oh great! So we won't be able to see Dr. Who fight Hobbits either!?!?
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I'd rather see more of The Brigadier, even though I know he's getting a bit on in the years.
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If you listen to R2's beeps played backwards, they say, "I buried George".
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The Cybermen could be made a lot more evil. Just take their mouth slots and bend them up a bit at the edges.
There! Smiling Cybermen. How's that?
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Daleks are so 20th century! - today's audience deserves some monsters that are truly horrifying and 'relevant' - such as.....
A giant talking paperclip which threatens to accumulate the stored knowledge of humankind and refuse access without a licence payment upon pain of a dreaded 'blue screen' death ray.
The open source version...Laleks
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"Please be patient--The future will begin momentarily."
He said the BBC had tried to commission a cartoon series about gay Daleks for BBC Three.
We will experiment... experiment! EXPERIMENT! We obey no one, we are the superior beings, so let's disco!
There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
That it would take *lawyers* to defeat the Daleks!
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The daleks trundling about would look pretty pathetic to modern kids.
Eh, they'd just update them a little like they did with the Klingons. Make them a little more modern to the point they would be unwilling to discuss their heritage with outsiders.
Ascalante: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
Kull: She told me she was 19!
Didn't a quick hit from the sonic screwdriver diable a Dalek? How bad could they be?
"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. And in fourteen days, I had lost exactly two weeks. Joe E. Lewis
proof that smart, geeky guys do get to be with the cute girls sometimes!
Yes, on television where the girls are paid... actually, I suppose that does apply to real life as well.
The problem with copyright ending at death is that spouses and children need some form of income.
:-)
Would you really want to see Yoko Ono made destitute and penniless when John was killed?
Ok, maybe that was a bad example
Would you really want to see Courtney L.... erm... Paula Yates... erm... someone help me out here!
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"Copyright should end at death, and be at most 30 years in length. 30 years seems like a reasonable amount of time to get money out of the monopoly on the expression of an idea."
No way. If that were permitted, you'd have hired goons killing the copyright owners so publishers could stop writing out royalty checks. I mean, c'mon, look at the history of the RIAA screwing living artists out of their checks, or the various motion picture companies cooking the books to wipe out percentage profits. To this day, Warner Bros. Pictures claims they haven't made a profit off 1989's Batman motion picture.
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the estate of Terry Nation is composed of Daleks. They are tired of being cast as the bad guys, so they made an insane demand of creative control of the film/tv show. They wanted the Daleks seen as the good guys and Doctor Who as the bad guy who lures scantily clad young women into his TARDIS for who knows what?
;) Maybe they go after Doctor Who to learn how the TARDIS works, to use it as a weapon?
;)
I think that there may be a substitute, let us see what evil alien or robot bad guys are not being used much anymore, shall we?
Cylons, not from that Sci Fi channel show, the original ones. The ones that could not shoot the broad side of a barn, and could not fly a Cylon Raider properly even if there are three of them in the cockpit.
The Slayers from Krull, slow moving, dim-witted, and get taken out by a super Japanese throwing star named a Glave.
The Peacekeepers from FarScape. Well FarScape fans want to see more action and are made that the series was cancled. Using these aliens means no special make-up is required, just uniforms need to be made. They speak British anyway.
The Geldts from Red Dwarf. If I spelled it right. Doctor Who is captured with his companion, and told that he would die if he didn't marry the Geldts' leader's daughter. He marries, but grabs the Oxygen Generator his TARDIS needs to recycle air and runs. The Geldts chase him all over the galaxy.
Bring in Servalan and the Federation from Blake's Seven. New actress if you have to. It should prove interesting.
The robots from Ice Pirates, hey, enough said!
Borrow the Ferrengi from Star Trek, I haven't seen anything from them since Deep Space Nine went off the air.
Better yet, have Doctor Who run away from time travelling Lawyers who are trying to issue him a subpeona about the file sharing program he runs in his TARDIS computers.
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BBC: "Okay, have it your way - your off the show!"
Daleks (while getting shoved in the trash):"Waaaaiiiitttt a miiiinuuuute..."
[Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]