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  1. Usage? on Speculation About An Apple Tablet · · Score: 1

    I'm failing to see how this could be useful. I'm willing to conceed that I probably do not have a use for such a beast, but would be interested to know who Apple might target this to. Any ideas?

    -m

  2. As the server? on NASA To Get 10,240 Node Itanium 2 Linux Cluster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I guess they're not using it to serve that webpage.

    -m

  3. They forgot one... on DevMaster.net Presents the 3D Engines Database · · Score: 3, Funny

    They didn't include my 3d engine, Rawks3D. It's really close to being done. I just need a few programmers who know how to program with c++ and my warez copy of 3d studio max. I will be the head designer (I have notebooks filled with ideas) and should get 60% of all profits when we finally hit it big with our kewl engine!
    -m

  4. Virgin Monopoly? on Virgin Accuses Apple of Abusing Monopoly · · Score: 1

    I have a monopoly on the virginity of a few virgins. :)

    Who am I kidding? I'm on /. :(

    -m

  5. A javascript emulation of Dragons Lair. on Dragon's Lair - A Forbidden Love Affair? · · Score: 1

    http://www.yigle.com/java_games/reflex.shtml

    -m

  6. Re:18 minutes? on SCO's claims Against Daimler-Chrysler Thrown Out · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot Doug Llewelyn's closing interviews and comments.

    -m

  7. Cosmac Elf community drools on From Your PC to Reality in 3 Easy Steps · · Score: 1

    There is a large Cosmac Elf Community that would die for this... although most of the fun is finding the original parts and building the computer yourself.
    -m

  8. $20 Million! Get rich quick on Microsoft and Lindows Settle Trademark Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    Due to this news I have decided to register the following domains:

    Aindows.com
    Bindows.com
    Cindows.com
    Dindows.c om
    Eindows.com
    Findows.com
    Gindows.com
    Hindows .com
    Iindows.com
    Jindows.com
    Kindows.com
    Mindo ws.com
    Nindows.com
    Oindows.com
    Pindows.com
    Qin dows.com
    Rindows.com
    Sindows.com
    Tindows.com
    U indows.com
    Vindows.com
    Xindows.com
    Yindows.com
    Zindows.com

    I anxiously await 24 $20M checks.
    -m

  9. I'm starting a revolution! on Bobby Fischer Found · · Score: 1

    FREE BOBBY!

    Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
    -m

  10. Re:Destroying info. on Steven Hawking Loses Bet On Black Holes? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "black holes don't run Windows"

    I guess I've lost that bet about them being the universe's version of the BSOD... or in other words, the BHOD.

    -m

  11. OPerator error? on Junior Wins Computer Chess, Fritz Crashes Out · · Score: 2, Funny

    "when the computer froze and the operator did not notice this soon enough"

    What was he doing?!? Were there too many chess groupies around to distract him from the job?
    -m

  12. Re:Screenshots of actual gameplay on Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed · · Score: 1

    Jesus! Those games were evil tools in breaking the spirits of East German youth. I feel somewhat docile having simply looked at the screenshots... I guess I'll vote for Bush this year.
    -m

  13. BBC blows up on Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it strange that the BBC would decide to host this article on one of the game machines in questions. Tis a pity.
    -m

  14. Re:Matrix Decision Making on Matrix Decision Making · · Score: 1

    " Take them both to really fly!"

    Mescaline, it's the only way to fly.
    -m

  15. Re:Be Fair! on 4 New "Extremely Critical" IE Vulnerabilities · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Perhaps there should be a Darwin Awards for software, awarded to those companies which continually hoist themselves by their own petard."

    The Darwin Awards should be for software companies that make stupid decisions and die; not one that makes stupid decisions and holds 96% of desktop marketshare.
    -m

  16. Windows in 2010 on Microsoft Expects 1 Billion Windows Users by 2010 · · Score: 3, Funny

    2010... is that when they are releasing Longhorn?

    -m

  17. Re:Somebody call and ask. on Who Really is the "Director" of Dashboard? · · Score: 1

    "We're sorry: the number you have dialed has been disconnected or is nolonger in service..."

    Well no wonder he can't pay his phone bill; he keeps putting out crappy films!
    -m

  18. Good for the marketplace? on PlayStation 3 To Debut at E3 2005 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was a wee lad when the early console wars happened (8-bit, handheld, and 16-bit), and didn't give a toss about anything but the NES system. After a time I grew older and missed the most recent wars. However, now that I have some time to indulge in gameplay, it's become increasingly irrtating to keep up. Is this massive turnover killing the industry? I realize that it has been quite a while since the PS2, GC, and XBox came out, but they only recently seem to have acquired widespread acceptance. Perhaps I am wrong, but it seems that unless each company plans on making their new consoles backwards compatible they are setting themselves up for a huge fall in this mad race to get the latest greatest technology out the door. To mee it seems that gameplay is the greatest draw, and technology is secondary. As far as gameplay goes, no one can touch Nintendo (although they tend to lean far to heavily on their franchises), but perhaps I am biased. There is something to be said for developer apis as companies are more inclined to develop for a platform that allows them to create and distribute games with the least amount of overhead... and it seems that M$ wins in that arena.
    -m

  19. Modified Unix commands... on Unix To Beef Up Longhorn · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did anyone noticed how Traff-O-Data modified the Unix environment with SFU?

    ls becomes l$
    sed becomes $ed
    man becomes clippy
    and plus they are touting the next generation of PO$IX compliance!

    -m

  20. SFU?!? on Unix To Beef Up Longhorn · · Score: 1

    SFU? Is that short for snafu?

    -m

  21. My Win desktop already runs *nix code... on Unix To Beef Up Longhorn · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.cygwin.com

    -m

  22. My only question... on GIF Slips Away From Unisys; Your Move, IBM · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I want to know is how will this effect my collection of mid-90s era pr0n?

    -m

  23. Re:Outlaw everything! on Senate Takes Aim At P2P Providers · · Score: 1

    " Why not outlaw IRC and web browsers too. There's as much copyrighted material distributed via these forms too!"

    Because there are very few (if any) lobby groups whispering into Hatch's ear.

    -m

  24. Re:I'm confused on Senate Takes Aim At P2P Providers · · Score: 5, Funny

    " Gun manufacturers are not responsible for the actions of the people that use their products, but P2P vendors are?"

    Yeah, but what good will P2P do you when the King of England starts pushing you around? Well? That's what I thought.

    -m

  25. Re:Daleks and Dollars on Daleks Exterminated From New Dr. Who · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I believe has been a problem with the Tolkein estate aswell."

    Oh great! So we won't be able to see Dr. Who fight Hobbits either!?!?

    -m