WOO HOO HUUUUUH-MEHR-I-CAAAHNS!! ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHEROF MYAWESOME FLAMES REMINDING YOU, SLASHDOT'S SHARKEYED REPUBLICAN SLIMEBAGS THAT THEY CANNOT SAY "VIETNAM".
I make it very easy for you, yes? Finish the last word in this phrase I am making you.."The situation in Iraq closely resembles a previous HUUUUH-merican military blunder in:...."
A) VIETNAM
B) VIETNAM
or C) VIETNAM
I CAN SEE you now, you slimey republican slimebags, sitting on a pile of bloody gold in a air conditioned southern mansion given you by your parents, trying to say the word..."VUUUU"..."VEEEAAAAA..." "VEEE.....NAAA". Alas it is the useless task, much like the policing of Iraq, or imprisoning of the tourists in the cockroach plaza, Geronimo Bay, Cuba
I HAVE ANOTHER QUIZ FOR YOU YANKEES INSTEAD: WHAT DOES DICK CHENEY MESSY SHEET WET DREAM OF?
Is it:
A) Rolling around naked in a huge vagina full of crude oil.
B) Being sexually demeaned by an enormous golden cherub statue pissing gold coins into his willing mouth
C) Having an iraqi prisoner as his own personal dog-slave in the White House.
D) Owning a huge vault like the Donald Duck Disney man, only full of a enormous vat of clotted innocent blood, thick arabic oil and shiny gold ingots.
or E) All of the above
I CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL YOU THE ANSWER IS E AS IT IS LIBELLIOUS.
EXCLUSIVE TO ALL REPUBLICAN PARTY NEWS OUTLETS (READ "LIBERAL BIASED NEWS MEDIA"): TOP REPUBLICANS PLAY DOWN THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE ABU GHRAIB ABUSE
A Top Republican source explains.."They say they were stripped naked, forced into huge gay-naked pyramids and forced to masturbate by women in military uniforms. These are all things that the Republican party has to pay a great deal of money for. Maybe they'd like to check the price list at our remote but well equipped anonymous farmhouse just outside of Washington, and THEN start bitching about their supposed "mistreatment" for free.
MICHAEL THE MOOR's TOP NEW FILM UNFAHRENHEIT 9 / ELEVENTHS: A NICE PACK OF LIES TO RILE UP SLOTHFUL HUH-MER-UH-CAAAAAHNS PROLES!
Wow! the political process in the Worlds Most Advanced DemocracyTM is really something to behold my friends! First the Republicans slimebags take over the press and invent the biased, stupid lies that are breathlessly repeated everywhere until the convincing debunking (on page 17, beneath the womans soccers results), THEN the DEMOcRAT gobshites catch up and realise they can do just the same thing, only get people to pay $6 to see it!!! I wish I lived in the good old USA, where you can get rid of one presidunce surrounded by big business monied interests, and instead get in Senator John Ketchup, a big businessman surrounded by monied interests! Remember, if you don't vote for the lizards, the wrong lizard might get in!!! I WISH GOOD OL' ADAMS HADN'T PUNCHED OUT EARLY.
I can't wait to see the success of this kind of democracy in IRAQ! Add a schizophrenic, frenzied, partisan media to mindless fundamentalism, and you're sure to have a recipe for stability and economic prosperity, MON CAPITANE!!
THE MOORS NEW FILM SHOWS SHOCKING LINKS BETWEEN BUSH AND THE SAUDI GOVERNING FAMILY. ANONYMOUS COWARD YANK FLAMES DISCOVERS MORE!!!!
One is an inept political dynasty which owes its over-elevated position to nepotism, cronyism and of course the money, money, money. The other is the House of Saud. Hey! I really feels for those poor motorbike wielding oil sheikses. Who would have thoughts that the teaching of the radical US hatred in the school textbooks by the U
That fucknut burdicda is just trolling! Somehow he managed to get a link troll in the submission to Last Measure!
Oh yea, and did I ever mention that I fucked your sister like she was a shaven yak?
Anybody putting up a mirror???
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Stephen+Samuel
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· Score: -1, Troll
Perhaps they're running off of the ADSL link at Rutan's home.
If I manage to get any images before I head to the beach, I'll look at putting up a mirror of my own.
(but don't hold your breath).
-- Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
Re:Very secret
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: -1, Troll
Not only is this the most secret 'article' i've seen on slashdot, I think it's also the shortest. Maybe thats because of how secret it is.. who knows. Actually, thinking about how lazy the editors are, I guess it's easier to accept articles that are shorter than ever, that way there's not as likely to make a dupe.
Is it that tough for editors to figure out that a site isn't capable of handling the traffic? This is a waste of everyone's time, and some poor sod's webserver is now gone.
remember the psychologists that said fancy cars are a represantation of a male's penis? well, maybe this fancy spaceship is a representation of Rutan's...
The first All-American post! Happy 4th of July, commies!
First Post COCKFACES
Odoyle RULES
...'cause its stability was real high, then it came crashin' down! Maybe he should've hosted his website on a DEC Alpha...
I'll be here all week.
Sincerily,
-Alpha Troll
YOOO HOOO! IT IS I, ANONYMOUS COWARD YANK FLAMER!
...."
WOO HOO HUUUUUH-MEHR-I-CAAAHNS!! ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER OF MY AWESOME FLAMES REMINDING YOU, SLASHDOT'S SHARKEYED REPUBLICAN SLIMEBAGS THAT THEY CANNOT SAY "VIETNAM".
I make it very easy for you, yes? Finish the last word in this phrase I am making you.."The situation in Iraq closely resembles a previous HUUUUH-merican military blunder in:
A) VIETNAM
B) VIETNAM
or C) VIETNAM
I CAN SEE you now, you slimey republican slimebags, sitting on a pile of bloody gold in a air conditioned southern mansion given you by your parents, trying to say the word..."VUUUU"..."VEEEAAAAA..." "VEEE.....NAAA". Alas it is the useless task, much like the policing of Iraq, or imprisoning of the tourists in the cockroach plaza, Geronimo Bay, Cuba
I HAVE ANOTHER QUIZ FOR YOU YANKEES INSTEAD: WHAT DOES DICK CHENEY MESSY SHEET WET DREAM OF?
Is it:
A) Rolling around naked in a huge vagina full of crude oil.
B) Being sexually demeaned by an enormous golden cherub statue pissing gold coins into his willing mouth
C) Having an iraqi prisoner as his own personal dog-slave in the White House.
D) Owning a huge vault like the Donald Duck Disney man, only full of a enormous vat of clotted innocent blood, thick arabic oil and shiny gold ingots.
or E) All of the above
I CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL YOU THE ANSWER IS E AS IT IS LIBELLIOUS.
EXCLUSIVE TO ALL REPUBLICAN PARTY NEWS OUTLETS (READ "LIBERAL BIASED NEWS MEDIA"): TOP REPUBLICANS PLAY DOWN THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE ABU GHRAIB ABUSE
A Top Republican source explains.."They say they were stripped naked, forced into huge gay-naked pyramids and forced to masturbate by women in military uniforms. These are all things that the Republican party has to pay a great deal of money for. Maybe they'd like to check the price list at our remote but well equipped anonymous farmhouse just outside of Washington, and THEN start bitching about their supposed "mistreatment" for free.
MICHAEL THE MOOR's TOP NEW FILM UNFAHRENHEIT 9 / ELEVENTHS: A NICE PACK OF LIES TO RILE UP SLOTHFUL HUH-MER-UH-CAAAAAHNS PROLES!
Wow! the political process in the Worlds Most Advanced DemocracyTM is really something to behold my friends! First the Republicans slimebags take over the press and invent the biased, stupid lies that are breathlessly repeated everywhere until the convincing debunking (on page 17, beneath the womans soccers results), THEN the DEMOcRAT gobshites catch up and realise they can do just the same thing, only get people to pay $6 to see it!!! I wish I lived in the good old USA, where you can get rid of one presidunce surrounded by big business monied interests, and instead get in Senator John Ketchup, a big businessman surrounded by monied interests! Remember, if you don't vote for the lizards, the wrong lizard might get in!!! I WISH GOOD OL' ADAMS HADN'T PUNCHED OUT EARLY.
I can't wait to see the success of this kind of democracy in IRAQ! Add a schizophrenic, frenzied, partisan media to mindless fundamentalism, and you're sure to have a recipe for stability and economic prosperity, MON CAPITANE!!
THE MOORS NEW FILM SHOWS SHOCKING LINKS BETWEEN BUSH AND THE SAUDI GOVERNING FAMILY. ANONYMOUS COWARD YANK FLAMES DISCOVERS MORE!!!!
One is an inept political dynasty which owes its over-elevated position to nepotism, cronyism and of course the money, money, money. The other is the House of Saud. Hey! I really feels for those poor motorbike wielding oil sheikses. Who would have thoughts that the teaching of the radical US hatred in the school textbooks by the U
That fucknut burdicda is just trolling! Somehow he managed to get a link troll in the submission to Last Measure!
Oh yea, and did I ever mention that I fucked your sister like she was a shaven yak?
Perhaps they're running off of the ADSL link at Rutan's home.
If I manage to get any images before I head to the beach, I'll look at putting up a mirror of my own. (but don't hold your breath).
Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
Not only is this the most secret 'article' i've seen on slashdot, I think it's also the shortest.
Maybe thats because of how secret it is.. who knows.
Actually, thinking about how lazy the editors are, I guess it's easier to accept articles that are shorter than ever, that way there's not as likely to make a dupe.
Is it that tough for editors to figure out that a site isn't capable of handling the traffic? This is a waste of everyone's time, and some poor sod's webserver is now gone.
Et tu, comrade English fagots!
remember the psychologists that said fancy cars are a represantation of a male's penis? well, maybe this fancy spaceship is a representation of Rutan's...
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