Large User Groups Cause Spontaneous Greying

tiny69 writes "According to Microsoft, a Person's hair turns grey if there are more than 500 users in a User Group. Supposedly, the grey hair does not affect the functionality of the User Group. Microsoft claims to have a solution to fix the problem. How many people do you know that have hair that has turned grey? This web site has a large collection of links to humorous Microsoft Knowledge Base articles."

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Re:Myself, I like...

[Biogenesis]

Woulden't that happen sometimes because of floating point errors in the FPU anyway?

many are not even remotely amusing

[SuperBanana]

This web site has a large collection of links to humorous Microsoft Knowledge Base articles

Um, no, they're really not.

Sampling:

• Article about how an IBM flat panel monitor causes interference with the MS wireless mouse. Hahahahaaha. Not.
• Article about how the user group ICON changes to one with grey hair. Not some amusing article about user groups(as in LUGs) as was implied. It's also not "spontaneous", it happens at exactly 500 users. Every single time. It's a small feature, really, that probably confused some MCSE's.
• broken link to a supposed "pandora's box program" article.
• the ages old, stupid "keyboard not present press F1 to continue"(WHEN YOU HAVE PLUGGED IN A $#@!ING KEYBOARD, when will you people understand it's not even remotely funny)
• Article about how you can't eject a laptop from its docking station if one of the docking station ports is in use. HAHAHA. Not.

I like geeky humor as much as the next slashdot reader, but many of the "funny "articles aren't even remotely funny- many of them describe some unusual problem, and that's it.

There are a few gems(How to Read the Fucking Manual is amusing in that it's even there), but in general, they REALLY stretched the definition of "funny" on many of these submissions.