ESA Plans Test of Asteroid Defense System
vinlud writes "It has been announced by Dutch television ESA has chosen the Don Quijote programme to investigate the possibilities of altering the collision course of asteroids heading for Earth. The program, selected among five other studies, contains two spacecraft: Hidalgo and Sancho. Hidalgo will impact an asteroid of approximately 500 m diameter at a relative speed of at least 10 km/s while Sancho will retreat to a safe distance to observe the impact. An animation of the mission sequence (6.49 Mb) can be downloaded from here."
Let's let them test it on a certain company in Redmond! ROR! LOFFLE!!!
I for one welcome our Armageddon asteroid overlords.
We've survived this long without being wiped out my extraterrestrial matter hitting our crust; we don't need it now. This is a sinkhole for our attention so that other things may be done with our funds without curious eyes watching.
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I can't imagine that Bruce Willis crashing into an asteroid can in any way be construed as funny. Gee Dubya on the other hand...