Microsoft and Lindows Settle Trademark Case
An anonymous reader writes "According to an official press release hosted over at Yahoo, Microsoft and Lindows have settled their trademark case, and have announced: 'Over the next few months Lindows will cease using the term Lindows and transition to Linspire globally as our company name and primary identifier for our operating system product.' Although it's claimed: 'Terms of the settlement are confidential', ZDNet has an article filling in more details, including the fact: 'Microsoft will pay upstart Linux seller Lindows $20 million... [so that Lindows] will give up the Lindows name and assign related Web domains to Microsoft.'" We've previously covered the Microsoft and Lindows conflict in some detail.
I think the new name is a bit unlinspired.
20 million....
I think it's time to roll out a Gentoo based MS Windows look-a-like named Gindows.
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You too can make $20M. I am sure you can find lawyers willing to do the paperwork for you (on an if-come, for about $50%).
Due to this news I have decided to register the following domains:
c oms .como ws.comn dows.com
U indows.com
Aindows.com
Bindows.com
Cindows.com
Dindows.
Eindows.com
Findows.com
Gindows.com
Hindow
Iindows.com
Jindows.com
Kindows.com
Mind
Nindows.com
Oindows.com
Pindows.com
Qi
Rindows.com
Sindows.com
Tindows.com
Vindows.com
Xindows.com
Yindows.com
Zindows.com
I anxiously await 24 $20M checks.
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So who want's to start Vindows, a layer on top of VMS that makes it more like Windows. We could even call it Vindows NT.
Seriously, with MS so close to losing their trademark, why not more people set up names similar to windows and cash in challenging them in court.
MS throw about their weight with trademarks way too often (MikeRoweSoft is a recent example), if I was called Bob I'd be scared that they'd sue me next.
The Andersen Company declined to comment on rumors that they were in negotiations with Microsoft to give up all right to the name of their product, formerly titled "Windows." They further refused to comment on speculation that their products would now be called "Wallholes." When asked how much cash they'd been offered by Redmond, the Andersen spokesman hung up on this reporter.
I think I'll go for VVindows,\^/indows and \/\/indows ;-)
Code, Hardware, stuff like that.
Profit occures before step '3) ???'.
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I can't wait to see this...
"Linspire - Where do you want to go today?"
Try it, you may be able to get another 20million outta them.....
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sig line? We *don't* need no stinky sig line.
What this basically means is that there will now be a major open source player. If Lindows is frugal with this money, or spends it on advertising and promotions that benefit both themselves and the open source community that they take their base distribution from, we could finally see the first real threat to Microsoft! And with money given to them by their main competitor?
Didn't Alanis Morisette right a song about this?
Just wait two years for lindows.com to expire like hotmail.com did, and you can buy it back and try it out all by yourself. :-)
Oh wait, MS has the Lindows trademark now... you're screwed.
US Business Method Patent Application #91704002
Inventor: Michael Robertson
Abstract:
1/3000th of 250,000 is about 84. I don't know about you, but when I have to pay 84 bucks for a movie ticket, I'll move to China and buy the VCD, just to spite the movie companies.
Learn something new.
The new name will be Like-rosoft OS.
And Sunbeam sues Sunbean.
84 bucks for a movie ticket
Actually the poster probably meant a movie ticket + small popcorn and thimble of Sprite, which $84 would almost cover.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Lycrasoft XWindows PE (Premium Edition)
Think I could get DuPont to give me money too?
This is Win/Win
I would have called it a Win/Lin.
...sorry, couldn't resist.
If someone offered me $20 Million dollars to change my name
Hi! Call me Fuckwad!
And with $20 million dollars in my pocket that's Mr. Fuckwad!
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Linspire is coming out with a laptop product line named "Linspiron".
At that point you might as well spend $84.25 and get the gallon of Sprite. It's only a quarter more!!! And such a good deal!!!;-)
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Filtering out the -1s and 0s since 1999.
Sindows is optimized for serving pr0n!
Sigs cause cancer.
Uh... I have a new operating system... it's a umm FreeBSD based distribution, and it's called uh... WindowsBSD. There. I copyright the name. WindowsBSD.
SUE ME NOW YOU BASTARDS!!!!! (please?)
With $20mil in your pocket, I think you're entitled to "Lord Fuckwad".