How Would You Handle a $1,000,000 Coding Error?
theodp writes "The Chicago Tribune's efforts to upgrade its computer system over the weekend turned into a fiasco when the system crashed, halting all printing operations and leaving about half of the Trib's subscribers without papers. The software contained 'a coding error,' according to a spokesman who estimated the cost to resolve the problem at 'under $1 million.' Any advice for the poor schmuck who's going to get the blame?"
It's embarassing, but not such a big deal. If you work in a big company, you group probably lost a deal worth more than $1M because it couldn't deliver some feature on time. And companies as a whole - oh boy. Microsoft stranded a Navy carrier at see before. If I had a dollar for every million lost because of their security/stability problems, I would drive a porsche by now.
In Soviet Russia, Corn Saves You!
1. Save The Corn.
2. ???
3. Profit!!!
All Your Crop Circle Are Belong To Us!!
OMG, think of the Children Of The Corn!!
et cetera et cetera
Free as in mason.
It's a joke, it's funny (if anything) not interesting. Hence the :).
I fucking hate you. /jealous.
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A quote about losing money in a discussion about lost money? Moderators seem to behave strange sometimes. Please help the guy. :)
(Wonder how offtopic I am now.. yihaa)