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  1. Re:Language Independent! on 6 Languages You Wish the Boss Let You Use · · Score: 1

    It already does. Except that it's called `SELECT name FROM languages LIMIT 1 ORDER BY number_of_fanbois_dangerously_close ASC`.

  2. Re:Not all reformats help on Man Uses Remote Logon To Help Find Laptop Thief · · Score: 0

    s/use/write a file system for

  3. Re:Suddenly... on Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition · · Score: 1

    > Why is it that the sun's surface is so much cooler than the outer atmosphere we call the corona?

    IANBM [1], but maybe the fucking-hot gasses are lighter than the not-so-fucking-hot gasses, hence travel away from the center of mass, taking the heat with them?

    But that's basically just a wild guess, for all I know about fusion and astrophysics it could really be baby Jesus intelligently distributing the heat.

    [1] I am not Brian May.

  4. Re:So 0+0=1! on Theorists Make Quantum Communications Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    cool, now i'm the pope!

  5. Re:My Personal Favorite on Chinese Restaurant Suffers Large Translation Error · · Score: 1

    Feasible shmeasible. I'm a computer scientist. If it's been done before, it is now trivial. :)

  6. Re:My Personal Favorite on Chinese Restaurant Suffers Large Translation Error · · Score: 1

    At least arabic script is alphabetic with relatively simple transliteration (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_transliteration), so it is trivial to check even if you don't actually know the language.

  7. Re:iPhone Job Loss on Carmack to Bring "Graphical Tour de Force" to the iPhone · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, everyone knows Jobs has the iPhone Users. Oh wait...

  8. Re:Heh. it's not _that_ hard, you know on Video Game Labeling Law Passed In New York · · Score: 1

    > Heh. Dude, you do realize that it costs bugger all to implement, right?

    Sure. The check you presented is trivial.

    But now you'll need a "Sorry you're too young for this game" screen, you'll need the functionality to acutally SET the age in the console options, probably with some kind of user profiles so daddy can still play "Zombie Massacre" while preventing his kid from doing so.

    Now the user profiles or the age settings need some kind of password protection.

    You need to provide a possibility to reset that password because people tend to forget those.

    Wham, thats another two or three screens.

    You'll need those screens in 42 different languages. You'll probably want to have some graphics there so you'll need suitable graphics (suitable for 42 different locales).

    Of course you'll need to test all that.

    You need the specification for where and how the games are to store their "evil bit".

    You need to document it both internally as well as for the user manual.

    You need to train support staff.

    Good luck finding someone to do that for 1000$.

  9. Re:People don't learn from history on Barack Obama Wins Democratic Nomination · · Score: 1

    A name that rings with the sounds of two recent so called enemies.


    C'mon, he's harmless... he ain't on the no-fly list!
  10. Re:why xenon? on New Ion Engine Enters Space Race · · Score: 1

    So...you're proposing that we propel spacecraft with baseballs?


    (emphasis mine)
  11. Re:Screw *ALL* OS's! on A Mythbuster's Biggest Tech Headaches (and Solutions) · · Score: 1

    Switches? Plugboards? What are you, some kind of girl that can't solder?

  12. Re:Idiot... on No Right to Privacy When Your Computer Is Repaired · · Score: 1

    So if you produced the sugar by distilling Coca Cola (TM), the cop could be fooled by the taste of coca extract?

  13. Re:Idiot... on No Right to Privacy When Your Computer Is Repaired · · Score: 1

    How do you tell the age of a computer generated character?

    You look at his/her computer generated birth certificate?
  14. Re:This is a non-story on Game Boy Zelda Comes With Source, Sort Of · · Score: 1

    Where would the pirate rum dump ...


    Arrr.. Don't dump the rum, drink it!
  15. Re:Well if you can't believe in God.... on A Mathematical Answer To the Parallel Universe Question · · Score: 1

    Science never have and never will prove or disprove God.


    Why? Of course, "prove" and "disprove" are hefty tasks (especially the latter), but assuming "god(s)" somehow interact(s) with the universe (and therefore have measurable effects), why exactly should he/she/it/they be outside the scope of science?
  16. [OT] sig on U.S. Airport Screeners Are Watching What You Read · · Score: 1
    replying to your sig here:

    What are you doing every time you visit a web page? WWW = double u double u double u = 2*(2+1) 2*(2+1) 2*(2 + 1)


    funny, but whats the rationale to have u = 2+1?
  17. Re:Speak for yourself on Apple May Introduce New iPod on Wednesday · · Score: 1

    Oh please. It's not theft, it's infringement.


    In that case, it isn't cp-right infringement, it's mv-right infringement. :)
  18. Re:Uh.... on Building a Fast Wikipedia Offline Reader · · Score: 1

    No, he said he has a love for programming; not a seething hatred for users.


    As if that was possible.
  19. Re:Conflict and Chaos in the Hive Mind! on German Court Convicts Skype For Breaching GPL · · Score: 1

    see sig.

  20. "Unreal Engine is Broken" on Silicon Knights Says Unreal Engine is Broken · · Score: 1

    Wow.... they've come a long way from just saying "NI!".

  21. Re:Umm... yes? And? on Attacking Sandboxes · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that you own over 60% of current malware?


    It's just too tempting:
    In soviet russia, malware pnws YOU! :)
  22. Re:Bombula on Deathbed Confession Says Aliens Were at Roswell · · Score: 1

    Of course evolution is random. And casinos are extraordinarily lucky to stay in business, too. :)

  23. Re:Spelling should reflect the pronunciation on Giant Microwave Turns Plastic Back to Oil · · Score: 2, Funny

    See a new word in German for example, you can pronounce it pretty much correctly without having heard someone speak it first.


    Well... if you see a new word in German, it usually is an english word and you're back to square one. :)
  24. Re:Why? on Diablo Movie Now in the Works? · · Score: 1

    Hey, that Monkey Island movie with Johnny Depp and Legolas was a huge success, wasn't it?

    SCNR

  25. Re:Or... on Plants 'Recognize' Their Siblings · · Score: 1

    Don't anthropomorphise species which are not human,


    Exactly. They hate that.