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How Would You Handle a $1,000,000 Coding Error?

Posted by timothy on from the wasn't-me dept.

theodp writes "The Chicago Tribune's efforts to upgrade its computer system over the weekend turned into a fiasco when the system crashed, halting all printing operations and leaving about half of the Trib's subscribers without papers. The software contained 'a coding error,' according to a spokesman who estimated the cost to resolve the problem at 'under $1 million.' Any advice for the poor schmuck who's going to get the blame?"

9 of 878 comments (clear)

  1. FRTFRTFP by Neuropol · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    IAWTP

    Ex. 1a: As of right now I am pouring hot grits down my rubber pants, looking at pictures of Natlie Portmans little finger, riding an excercise bike that powers a fan that's keeping emad nice and cool. btw, first reply to first reply to first post.

  2. ***PDF ALERT*** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I write this as I wait for fucking Acrobat to load...

  3. Re:Oh Dead God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why ?

    I bet you wrote that on a taiwanese motherboard,
    malaysian/indonesian intel processor, chinese
    cd-rom and korean/chink/jap monitor, after
    you finished watching your chinese tv and
    chinese dvd player all the while munching on
    chinese microwaved food.

    You _are_ a traitor aren't you ? You don't
    care about real jobs like manufacturing at
    all and in fact encourage exports of all
    manufacturing.

    What electronic item did you last purchase that
    was made in the USA ?

    You _are_a traitor. You should be summarily
    executed.

  4. Treat boss to dinner by iamacat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's embarassing, but not such a big deal. If you work in a big company, you group probably lost a deal worth more than $1M because it couldn't deliver some feature on time. And companies as a whole - oh boy. Microsoft stranded a Navy carrier at see before. If I had a dollar for every million lost because of their security/stability problems, I would drive a porsche by now.

  5. Save the Corn! by LittleBigLui · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, Corn Saves You!

    1. Save The Corn.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!!

    All Your Crop Circle Are Belong To Us!!

    OMG, think of the Children Of The Corn!!

    et cetera et cetera

    --
    Free as in mason.
  6. Silly mods by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a joke, it's funny (if anything) not interesting. Hence the :).

  7. Re:[OT] Re:***PDF ALERT*** by loraksus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I fucking hate you. /jealous.

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  8. Re:Just one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Here are two OSDN adverts.

    This one.

    And this one.

    Ever get the feeling those FUCKHEADS are two faced?

  9. Re:Dogbert Strategy by slickepott · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    How can this really be off topic?

    A quote about losing money in a discussion about lost money? Moderators seem to behave strange sometimes. Please help the guy. :)

    (Wonder how offtopic I am now.. yihaa)