Microsoft Announces Dividend and Stock Buyback Program
neile writes "Microsoft just announced some of their plans for their large cash reserves. This includes moving to quarterly dividend payments of $0.08 a share (up from $0.16 annually), and a special one-time dividend of $3.00 a share in December. The Board of Directors also approved a four-year, $30 billion, stock buyback plan."
Crap, I was hoping for a Mars mission.
Blaze a trail to the New World
"... and all seven of our businesses are growing," said Steve Ballmer
Seven businesses? Can anyone enlighten me on this? OS, Software, Xbox, MSN, selling hotmail addresses to spammers?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
I used to have Microsoft stock, but one day I opened my portfolio and all the certificates had turned blue with incomprehensible writing on them. When I called my broker he assured me everything was all right, it was all a part of doing business and that I should put the stocks back in my old shoe where I stored them. So...I rebooted...
- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Hey, why don't they pay out that promised money for forwarding all those emails to Bill could test that email tracking software? I mean, I musta sent that thing to several hundred people expecting to reap big cash rewards and I haven't even seen a dime!
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As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.