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Building Your Own Extra-Large Keyboard

Ant writes "ModAsylum.com has an article on how to make your own extra-large homemade keyboard." Or, if you're handy with tweezers, extra-small.

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  1. yea by Vancomycin · · Score: 4, Funny

    a one-hand keyboard maybe more immediately useful for many :-p

    1. Re:yea by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>a one-hand keyboard maybe more immediately useful for many

      > I'll second that. It's amazing how little computer hardware manufacturers think > of disabled people.

      I'm not entirely sure he was talking about disabled people...

      http://www.fishkeeping.co.uk/

    2. Re:yea by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny
      Mind you, I'll say one thing for the Big Keyboard - it looks like it has a "wipe clean" surface for those "errant splashes"...

      ...from nearby knocked coffee cups, of course.

      PS. Ever noticed the prevalence of British "Fnarr Fnarr" humour on here until the Americans start coming on line at our lunchtime?

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    3. Re:yea by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ever noticed the prevalence of British "Fnarr Fnarr" humour on here until the Americans start coming on line at our lunchtime?

      Heh heh.... he said "coming".

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  2. Honey, I Screwed With the Keyboard! by Zorilla · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like they wasted a whole bunch of effort for nothing. Did they even bother to call up Rick Moranis before trying to make a keyboard big?

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  3. Slashdotted by elgatozorbas · · Score: 3, Funny

    They had better built an extra-big server.

    1. Re:Slashdotted by ikea5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      with that extra-large keyboard, at least they can soft reboot the mechine rather easily.

    2. Re:Slashdotted by kyrre · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are probably in for a extra-large bandwidth bill.

    3. Re:Slashdotted by jamesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      depends how big. ctrl-alt-del might be a two person job.

      "Sorry to wake you Joe, but the server needs a reboot and I need to to come into the office and stand on the delete key while I press the other two."
      ...
      "No, Fred can't do it, he's not heavy enough"

  4. Re:Mirrors by byssebu · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Forgot to write about the keyboard...) It's cool with big keyboards but they fit better in David Lynch movies or in cartoons :=

  5. Re:big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    over-compensating?

  6. Is this what you get........ by EvilLordSoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    ........ After mashing your small keyboard with your fingers that are too fat too type ? If so I want a drinking bird with my fat fingered keyboard !

  7. Gibson by tokul · · Score: 1, Funny

    How about building your own Gibson article?

  8. Re:To go with the extra-large keyboard... by famebait · · Score: 2, Funny

    page sez:
    Designed for two to six year olds with a range of cognitive and physical abilities,

    So if you have a six year old with only one cognitive or physical ability, this is not for them.

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  9. Tomorrow: Build your own Monitor by Democritus2 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yesterday was build your own mouse out of string and glue. Today it is build your own keyboard. Tomorrow it will be, build you own monitor out of an old mirror and a commodore 64.

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    1. Re:Tomorrow: Build your own Monitor by los+furtive · · Score: 1, Funny

      Me (looking into the mirror) : "I can't tell if its a pimple or a pixel."

      Girlfriend: "POKE it anyways."

      If that doesn't say how geeky I am, nothing will.

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  10. Site doesn't work by carcosa30 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is it that sites linked from slashdot almost never work?

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    1. Re:Site doesn't work by LordLucless · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because they have been linked to by slashdot.

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    2. Re:Site doesn't work by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obligatory "you must be new here"

      you think people click the links to READ information? NO! of course not! its a Legitimate way that the OSDN can DDoS sites they dont like; SCO, RIAA, MS, etc. in this case there was a secret dispute between timothy and mod asylum, so he gave them a right good slashdotting

      note: this post may not be entirely factual

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  11. Is it just me... by deutschemonte · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...or does this keyboard kind of suck?

    I mean, I was thinking of a big QWERTY style keyboard.

    This one just looks like it is designed for very old/young/simple people. The letters are all in alphabetical order and it is decorated with primary colors that harken me back to the McDonald's Play Areas of yore.

    If you really want to impress me, make a keyboard out of the spare parts from several Dance Dance Revolution dance pads.

    A giant keyboard you have to step on to get to work, now that would be cool, not practical, but cool none the less.

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  12. For a small fee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll ship you your own keyboard enlargment pills! No mod nescessary. Minimum 3" guaranteed!!

  13. Re:Interesting note. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny
    Even the best keyboards are at about 85% of the size of optimum
    Are you sure your hands aren't 17.6% too large?
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  14. Pointless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'd never find a screen huge enough where those those big letters would fit on :-]

  15. Re:Modern crappy keyboards by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, it's a ZX80 for me.

  16. Re:Err, that's "Logitech". With a capital L. by Zwaxy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there anything people won't misspell nowadays?

    Honey, I shrunk the CygWin [twu.net]


    It's "Cygwin".

  17. Re:Modern crappy keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That'd be one hell of a "misfortune" that would break these boards (global thermonuclear war, etc.)

    I've spilled stuff into this I'm typing on now twice, I think. Both times I've taken it into the shower for a healthy rinse. Gets out all of the Keyboard Crud too, and after leaving it to dry it works perfectly again. They just don't make them like they used to.

  18. It reminds me of this from bash.org: by Fizzleboink · · Score: 2, Funny
    <anamexis> oh man
    <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
    <anamexis> and it exploded
    <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
    <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
    <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
    <anamexis> :<