depends how big. ctrl-alt-del might be a two person job.
"Sorry to wake you Joe, but the server needs a reboot and I need to to come into the office and stand on the delete key while I press the other two." ... "No, Fred can't do it, he's not heavy enough"
Re:To go with the extra-large keyboard...
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famebait
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page sez: Designed for two to six year olds with a range of cognitive and physical abilities,
So if you have a six year old with only one cognitive or physical ability, this is not for them.
-- sudo ergo sum
Tomorrow: Build your own Monitor
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Democritus2
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Yesterday was build your own mouse out of string and glue. Today it is build your own keyboard. Tomorrow it will be, build you own monitor out of an old mirror and a commodore 64.
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no god is good
Re:Tomorrow: Build your own Monitor
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los+furtive
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Me (looking into the mirror)
: "I can't tell if its a pimple or a pixel."
Girlfriend: "POKE it anyways."
If that doesn't say how geeky I am, nothing will.
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I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.
Site doesn't work
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carcosa30
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Why is it that sites linked from slashdot almost never work?
-- Intolerance for ambiguity is the mark of the authoritarian personality.
Re:Site doesn't work
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LordLucless
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Because they have been linked to by slashdot.
-- Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
Re:Site doesn't work
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lucas+teh+geek
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Obligatory "you must be new here"
you think people click the links to READ information? NO! of course not! its a Legitimate way that the OSDN can DDoS sites they dont like; SCO, RIAA, MS, etc. in this case there was a secret dispute between timothy and mod asylum, so he gave them a right good slashdotting
note: this post may not be entirely factual
-- TIAEAE!
Is it just me...
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deutschemonte
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...or does this keyboard kind of suck?
I mean, I was thinking of a big QWERTY style keyboard.
This one just looks like it is designed for very old/young/simple people. The letters are all in alphabetical order and it is decorated with primary colors that harken me back to the McDonald's Play Areas of yore.
If you really want to impress me, make a keyboard out of the spare parts from several Dance Dance Revolution dance pads.
A giant keyboard you have to step on to get to work, now that would be cool, not practical, but cool none the less.
-- The preceding message was based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
For a small fee...
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Anonymous Coward
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We'll ship you your own keyboard enlargment pills! No mod nescessary. Minimum 3" guaranteed!!
Re:Interesting note.
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Hognoxious
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Even the best keyboards are at about 85% of the size of optimum
Are you sure your hands aren't 17.6% too large?
-- Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Pointless...
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Anonymous Coward
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You'd never find a screen huge enough where those those big letters would fit on:-]
Re:Modern crappy keyboards
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Mr_Dyqik
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Nah, it's a ZX80 for me.
Re:Err, that's "Logitech". With a capital L.
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Zwaxy
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That'd be one hell of a "misfortune" that would break these boards (global thermonuclear war, etc.)
I've spilled stuff into this I'm typing on now twice, I think. Both times I've taken it into the shower for a healthy rinse. Gets out all of the Keyboard Crud too, and after leaving it to dry it works perfectly again. They just don't make them like they used to.
It reminds me of this from bash.org:
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Fizzleboink
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<anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) <anamexis>:<
a one-hand keyboard maybe more immediately useful for many :-p
Looks like they wasted a whole bunch of effort for nothing. Did they even bother to call up Rick Moranis before trying to make a keyboard big?
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
They had better built an extra-big server.
(Forgot to write about the keyboard...) It's cool with big keyboards but they fit better in David Lynch movies or in cartoons :=
over-compensating?
........ After mashing your small keyboard with your fingers that are too fat too type ? If so I want a drinking bird with my fat fingered keyboard !
How about building your own Gibson article?
page sez:
Designed for two to six year olds with a range of cognitive and physical abilities,
So if you have a six year old with only one cognitive or physical ability, this is not for them.
sudo ergo sum
no god is good
Why is it that sites linked from slashdot almost never work?
Intolerance for ambiguity is the mark of the authoritarian personality.
...or does this keyboard kind of suck?
I mean, I was thinking of a big QWERTY style keyboard.
This one just looks like it is designed for very old/young/simple people. The letters are all in alphabetical order and it is decorated with primary colors that harken me back to the McDonald's Play Areas of yore.
If you really want to impress me, make a keyboard out of the spare parts from several Dance Dance Revolution dance pads.
A giant keyboard you have to step on to get to work, now that would be cool, not practical, but cool none the less.
The preceding message was based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
We'll ship you your own keyboard enlargment pills! No mod nescessary. Minimum 3" guaranteed!!
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
You'd never find a screen huge enough where those those big letters would fit on :-]
Nah, it's a ZX80 for me.
Is there anything people won't misspell nowadays?
Honey, I shrunk the CygWin [twu.net]
It's "Cygwin".
That'd be one hell of a "misfortune" that would break these boards (global thermonuclear war, etc.)
I've spilled stuff into this I'm typing on now twice, I think. Both times I've taken it into the shower for a healthy rinse. Gets out all of the Keyboard Crud too, and after leaving it to dry it works perfectly again. They just don't make them like they used to.