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U2 Threatens to Release Album Early on iTunes

Uninvited Guest writes "After a rough cut of U2's latest unfinished album was stolen earlier this week, the band has vowed to release the entire album on iTunes if the music appears on P2P networks. Bono told the London Daily Telegraph, 'If it is on the Internet this week, we will release it immediately as a legal download on iTunes, and get hard copies into the shops by the end of the month.' Is this the exact opposite of the Smashing Pumpkins' last album, which the band rushed to release on P2P networks, before it could hit the stores?"

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  1. Even worse threat by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and in a related article containing an even worse threat, "U2 Threatens To Release Another Album".

    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! THE CRAPPY MUSIC COMETH!

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    1. Re:Even worse threat by wuice · · Score: 4, Funny

      How is your opinion of U2 insightful in any way?

      This is Slashdot. In most cases, Slashdot-style moderation almost always boils down to: Score +1, Me Too.

  2. What?! by citadelgrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who would want to steal a U2 album? Now I'd steal a Jessica Simpson or Nick Lachey. Maybe a Brittney album. Yah! Like totally.

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  3. Crappy Music by lakiolen · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the greater of two evils. Either wait a few months and have finished crappy music or have unfinished crappy music right now.

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    What are you expecting to find here?
  4. Re:sooo? by EvilAlien · · Score: 4, Funny

    There won't be any "real fans" until U2 has a chance to overhype and overplay their songs in conjunction with movie soundtracks.

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  5. Senate bill needed... by neil.pearce · · Score: 5, Funny

    A rough cut of the disk disappeared from a recording studio in Nice during a photo shoot .
    It's clear that a photo shoot in Nice has proved itself to be a device that could be used to illegaly copy music. I propose an immediate Senate bill to ban such technology.

    The band was putting together the finishing touches. Most of the album had previously been recorded in Dublin.
    It's clear that being present in Dublin has proved itself to be a device that could be used to illegaly copy music. I propose an immediate Senate bill to ban such technology.

  6. U2 Threatens to Relase (a new) Album by Jesterboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one who read this headline "U2 Threatens to Relase (a new) Album"?

    I suppose I just need to skim less...

  7. Re:sooo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    what's sad is you.

    "real" U2 fans would love to be pissed on by Bono.

  8. Re:Here's what I think... by Flower · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh good grief. Thanks for the post. Now I got Sunday, Bloody Sunday running through my head with a new twist.

    Bono's going to war against copyright infringement. Literally. Financed by Orrin Hatch. Somebody make it stop!

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  9. Re:yawn by BlueCup · · Score: 2, Funny

    One time in Reno, I downloaded a U2 album just to watch it be removed from my hard drive.

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  10. I pity their legal team... by the_illuminatus · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...which is forced to ALWAYS work pro bono...

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    knee-jerk? check. post? check. okay, time to read the article.
  11. Summary of new U2 Album by spezz · · Score: 5, Funny
    To save you the trouble of downloading it (pay or free):

    1. war is bad
    2. the common man is good
    3. we'd like another stadium tour now, please

  12. No, no, no! by ucblockhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    That story is wrong! The truth is that U2 has delayed their album a year because they have to change the security measures on the album so that hackers won't be able to use the stolen version to write quick cheats.

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  13. Re:sooo? by Daleks · · Score: 4, Funny

    to me this is like U2 pissing on their fans, all in the interest of making a few extra bucks.

    They've done it before. You've heard their album Pop, haven't you?

  14. Re:I'd buy it by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Funny
    >> Oh, and porn. I wish that there was iTunes for porno flicks. Oh yeah.

    iPoon?

    I'm racing to trademark the name...

  15. Re:what happened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You got older and developed taste.

  16. Heh Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Made you look!

  17. In other news.... by ElvenMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... A French police spokesman talking about the stolen U2 album confirmed that "We still haven't found what we're looking for."

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  18. Re:Friends and Enemies of Modern Music... by No.+24601 · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, is U2 the friend, or the enemy of modern music? Is "modern" music that which is envisioned by the likes of Corgan, where expression is free in it's entirety, or is it that which rakes in the cash? I'd say that it's the former, since that's where the real expression comes out. U2's last album was somewhat of a whore for sales... it sounded nice and poppy, none of it was objectionable or edgy... and it sold a lot of copies. U2 is showing their true colors, now, by fleecing us with their name. Their music isn't special anymore, it doesn't have the content anymore, it's just meaningless pandering to the "modern music" crowds.

    I'll stick with my Pumpkins for now.

    This Casey Casum. Now on with the countdown...

  19. Re:sooo? by Cska+Sofia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another U2 album? Sounds like a pretty dire threat to me.

  20. Re:What Is The Worry? by meowsqueak · · Score: 2, Funny

    oops, sorry! :(

  21. Re:If anybody has Nine Inch Nail's Bleedthrough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I liked Pretty Hate Machine, and I liked Fixed better than Broken, but what I can't stand about NIN is that he's named after one of the Cabbage Patch Kids I had when I was a young'un (Trent Mickey).

    Or at least that's the way I see it.