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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

HaloZero writes "The title was publicly revealed today in a special presentation to a packed audience of Star Wars fans at Comic-Con International in San Diego, California. The title wasn't the only surprise for those in attendance at the presentation. Click here for news about even more Star Wars DVDs in 2004 and 2005, surprise celebrity guests, new planets in Episode III, and more."

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  1. A REPORTER GUESSED THIS OVER A MONTH AGO! by Real+Troll+Talk · · Score: 5, Informative

    A USA Today reporter guessed this title over a month ago! We can't believe it.

    Listen up, this is a true story!

    Last month we were reading this USA Today article at http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2004-06-14-aid s-benefit_x.htm.

    We forgot we had read it, but just now we went back to the article and remembered the final few paragraphs of the reporter interviewing Lucas at a gay AIDS banquet:

    "We caught George Lucas wandering around the grounds with his daughter, Katie. The director said the title of Star Wars: Episode III won't officially be announced until November, when the first trailer hits theaters.

    But he conceded that fans on Web sites already have guessed correctly. So we threw a couple of rumored titles at him: Rise of the Empire? "No, that's not it," Lucas said. How about Revenge of the Sith?

    With that, Lucas smiled knowingly, backed away and teased, "That's a possibility. Lots of titles out there ...""


    Can you believe THAT?! He basically gave it away over a month ago and no one said anything for the most part!

    Anyway, that's awesome, but we have some other suggestions. We just don't care for the title that Lucas picked.

    Here. Here's a poll for your favorite GOOD Star Wars title.

    Pick from the following and reply to this post with your favorite:

    Star Wars Episode III: Dawn of the Empire
    Star Wars Episode III: Final Strike
    Star Wars Episode III: The Fallen Jedi
    Star Wars Episode III: The Lost Prophecy
    Star Wars Episode III: The Deception
    Star Wars Episode III: Hope Lost
    Star Wars Episode III: The Lost one

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    1. Re:A REPORTER GUESSED THIS OVER A MONTH AGO! by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 5, Funny

      Star Wars Episode III: Some Damn Fool Idealistic Crusade

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    2. Re:A REPORTER GUESSED THIS OVER A MONTH AGO! by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny
      This one should have the same title that both episodes I and II should have: Star Wars Episode n: The Search for More Money.

      "I see you have the ring, and your schwartz is as big as mine..."

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    3. Re:A REPORTER GUESSED THIS OVER A MONTH AGO! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like this one better:

      Star Wars Ep III: The Death of Jar-Jar

    4. Re:A REPORTER GUESSED THIS OVER A MONTH AGO! by glitch! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Star Wars Ep III: The Death of Jar-Jar

      Someone else posted an even better one: "The Passion of Jar-Jar". It's just two hours of Jar-Jar getting beaten.

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  2. Name change to come.. by arkham6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    50 bucks says that revenge will sound too violent, and they movie will be renamed 'Return of the Jedi ^H^H^H^HSith' soon.

  3. Revenge of the Nerds.... er Sith by SalMoriarty · · Score: 5, Funny

    The plot:

    The Sith get kicked out of their house by the Jedi and have to move into the gym. They get mad, find a sponsor, then move in to beat the Jedi in the annual Corsucant fair and talent show.

    The Sith reign supreme from then on.

  4. Bring out the acronym by Mephie · · Score: 5, Funny
    Can't wait for the shortned form:

    Star Wars Episode III: ROTS.

    Yeah, that's likely pretty accurate.

  5. Indiana Jones? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah, I think they got a new one:

    Indiana Jones IV: The Nursing Home Adventures

    Watch an aging Indy in a wheelchair fight off seniale ex-Nazis in a search for the bathroom so he doesn't have to use that bedpan any more. Yet when he gets there, a seniale ex-Nazi has the last roll of toliet paper! Watch as they battle it out with canes, and pause many times to take a breather and adjust their bifocal glasses.

    See Indy wonder were Shortround is, and why he had him committed to the nursing home.

    Watch as Indy trys to make a break and sneak past Nurses readying trashy novels during the night time hours.

    Watch the drama that unfolds during the Bingo game.

    Uh, yeah, right, whatever. That's another one I am not going to see. :)

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  6. Mr. Lucas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Mr. Lucas,

    If you must post here, please sign up to a Slashdot user account so we at least know it's you. Otherwise people will get the impression that someone really gives a crap about your stupid franchise anymore.

    Kind Regards,
    Boba Fett

  7. Insanity by astrashe · · Score: 5, Funny

    They say that one definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different outcome.

    But this new movie is going to be good. Really, it will. I have a very good feeling about it -- you can tell from the logo.

  8. Re:he just had to have revenge by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I take issue with your statement that there's no explanation as to why the sith are the way they are. We've been beaten over the head with it through the entire series, or put another way, through two series (the one movie yet to be released notwithstanding) and that reason is simply that they are the dark side. The dark side is about everything bad in the world, evil, destruction, violence, hatred. Just as the Jedi strive to embody the opposites of these ideals, the Sith represent them. There is great power in the dark side, but of course the whole point of the movies is that good triumphs over evil because evil is focused on destruction or something like that. Maybe I kind of missed the point though, I thought I almost had it in the third movie, but then a bunch of muppets showed up, and then they put carrie fisher in a bronze bikini and I totally lost my train of thought.

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  9. Re:he just had to have revenge by n8_f · · Score: 5, Funny

    At no point have we seen any motivation for why the Sith are the way they are.

    The Sith hate the Jedi because they love freedom. ...and they tried to kill off all the Sith. But mainly it's the freedom thing.

  10. Has anyone noticed? by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The new first 2 movies follow the general flow of the original first two?

    Episode 1 & 4:

    They are being chased/hunted, making several escapes, narrowly escaping defeat. Each movie ends with a very clear ending and a large ceremony celebrating the victory.

    Episode 2 & 5:

    This episode tells a story with family ties. In the 5th episode, we find out that Vader is really Anakin. In the 2nd episode, we see anakin falling in love with Padme. Both episodes end in a continuation type ending, leaving more questions than answers, with no real closure.

    Episode 3 & 6? Will 3 follow the layout of episode 6?

    Does it seem like Lucas is using the cookie cutter approach?

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    {
    $do_again = 1;
    }

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  11. Re:I just ebayed the original trilogy on LaserDisc by SemperUbi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Lucas refuses to release his originals, as if by removing them from market they will cease to exist."

    This felt so unfair to me at first. I've still got the original VHS tapes of the original movies. I thought, wow, how lucky I am to have something that will probably never make it out onto DVD.

    But then I came to my senses. Lucas knows full well how many people want to own the original films on DVD. I predict that after the altered original trilogy goes on sale, the REAL originals will too, after a few years, and probably in 2007, just in time for the first movie's 30th anniversary.

    This would squeeze the maximum amount of money out of us fans. So, it MUST be true!