First ill be done compiling next week post!
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slash-tard
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Its funny because its true.
is there a linux version?
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slubberdegullion
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Is there a linux version of this software?
fp
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Anonymous Coward
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fp
Obligatory Gentoo joke
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leathered
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2004.2 will finish compiling just in time for the release of 2004.3.
-- For all intensive porpoises your a bunch of rediculous loosers
first post
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Anonymous Coward
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and this is where I say something usefull
HA!
Can you emerge
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Anonymous Coward
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my paenis into your aenus?
dumb bastards
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Anonymous Coward
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After it's done compiling you'll be right where I am after installing any normal Linux distro. Well except for the fact that you may have forgotten to compile in support for your cd burner or somesuch in which case you'll have to recompile.
Isn't running linux punishment enough? Why run a distro that makes you do everything by hand?
Re:dumb bastards
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chegosaurus
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> After it's done compiling you'll be right where I am after installing any normal Linux distro.
Wrong. You won't have the leeter-than-thou bragging rights, and the privilege of talking crap on IRC about how much snappier fluxbox is since you added -fthis_switch_does_nothing to your CFLAGS.
This is why Gentoo will never make any money and will fail as a company; there's clearly no way for them to control access to updates and charge subscriptions like Red Hat Network Update and Mandrake Club. It is clear that Gentoo will very shortly be purchased by Microsoft, placed in a canvas bag, tied to a cinder block and tossed into the river.
Gentoo Linux is an interesting new distribution with some great
features. Unfortunately, it has attracted a large number of clueless wannabes
and leprotards who absolutely MUST advocate Gentoo at every opportunity. Let's
look at the language of these zealots, and find out what it really
means...
"Gentoo makes me so much more productive."
"Although I can't use the box at the moment because it's compiling something,
as it will be for the next five days, it gives me more time to check out the
latest USE flags and potentially unstable optimisation settings."
"Gentoo is more in the spirit of open source!"
"Apart from Hello World in Pascal at school, I've never written a single
program in my life or contributed to an open source project, yet staring at
endless streams of GCC output whizzing by somehow helps me contribute to
international freedom."
"I use Gentoo because it's more like the BSDs."
"Last month I tried to install FreeBSD on a well-supported machine, but the
text-based installer scared me off. I've never used a BSD, but the guys on
Slashdot say that it's l33t though, so surely I must be for using Gentoo."
"Heh, my system is soooo much faster after installing Gentoo."
"I've spent hours recompiling Fetchmail, X-Chat, gEdit and thousands of other
programs which spend 99% of their time waiting for user input. Even though
only the kernel and glibc make a significant difference with optimisations,
and RPMs and.debs can be rebuilt with a handful of commands (AND Red Hat
supplies i686 kernel and glibc packages), my box MUST be faster. It's nothing
to do with the fact that I've disabled all startup services and I'm running
BlackBox instead of GNOME or KDE."
"...my Gentoo Linux workstation..."
"...my overclocked AMD eMachines box from PC World, and apart from the
third-grade made-to-break components and dodgy fan..."
"You Red Hat guys must get sick of dependency hell..."
"I'm too stupid to understand that circular dependencies can be resolved
by specifying BOTH.rpms together on the command line, and that problems
hardly ever occur if one uses proper Red Hat packages instead of mixing
SuSE, Mandrake and Joe's Linux packages together (which the system wasn't
designed for)."
"All the other distros are soooo out of date."
"Constantly upgrading to the latest bleeding-edge untested software makes me
more productive. Never mind the extensive testing and patching that Debian and
Red Hat perform on their packages; I've just emerged the latest GNOME beta
snapshot and compiled with -O9 -fomit-instructions, and it only crashes once
every few hours."
"Let's face it, Gentoo is the future."
"OK, so no serious business is going to even consider Gentoo in the near
future, and even with proper support and QA in place, it'll still eat up far
too much of a company's valuable time. But this guy I met on #animepr0n is
now using it, so it must be growing!"
Its funny because its true.
Is there a linux version of this software?
fp
2004.2 will finish compiling just in time for the release of 2004.3.
For all intensive porpoises your a bunch of rediculous loosers
and this is where I say something usefull
HA!
my paenis into your aenus?
After it's done compiling you'll be right where I am after installing any normal Linux distro. Well except for the fact that you may have forgotten to compile in support for your cd burner or somesuch in which case you'll have to recompile.
Isn't running linux punishment enough? Why run a distro that makes you do everything by hand?
This is why Gentoo will never make any money and will fail as a company; there's clearly no way for them to control access to updates and charge subscriptions like Red Hat Network Update and Mandrake Club. It is clear that Gentoo will very shortly be purchased by Microsoft, placed in a canvas bag, tied to a cinder block and tossed into the river.
Gentoo Linux is an interesting new distribution with some great features. Unfortunately, it has attracted a large number of clueless wannabes and leprotards who absolutely MUST advocate Gentoo at every opportunity. Let's look at the language of these zealots, and find out what it really means...
"Gentoo makes me so much more productive."
"Although I can't use the box at the moment because it's compiling something, as it will be for the next five days, it gives me more time to check out the latest USE flags and potentially unstable optimisation settings."
"Gentoo is more in the spirit of open source!"
"Apart from Hello World in Pascal at school, I've never written a single program in my life or contributed to an open source project, yet staring at endless streams of GCC output whizzing by somehow helps me contribute to international freedom."
"I use Gentoo because it's more like the BSDs."
"Last month I tried to install FreeBSD on a well-supported machine, but the text-based installer scared me off. I've never used a BSD, but the guys on Slashdot say that it's l33t though, so surely I must be for using Gentoo."
"Heh, my system is soooo much faster after installing Gentoo." .debs can be rebuilt with a handful of commands (AND Red Hat
supplies i686 kernel and glibc packages), my box MUST be faster. It's nothing
to do with the fact that I've disabled all startup services and I'm running
BlackBox instead of GNOME or KDE."
"I've spent hours recompiling Fetchmail, X-Chat, gEdit and thousands of other programs which spend 99% of their time waiting for user input. Even though only the kernel and glibc make a significant difference with optimisations, and RPMs and
"...my Gentoo Linux workstation..."
"...my overclocked AMD eMachines box from PC World, and apart from the third-grade made-to-break components and dodgy fan..."
"You Red Hat guys must get sick of dependency hell..." .rpms together on the command line, and that problems
hardly ever occur if one uses proper Red Hat packages instead of mixing
SuSE, Mandrake and Joe's Linux packages together (which the system wasn't
designed for)."
"I'm too stupid to understand that circular dependencies can be resolved by specifying BOTH
"All the other distros are soooo out of date."
"Constantly upgrading to the latest bleeding-edge untested software makes me more productive. Never mind the extensive testing and patching that Debian and Red Hat perform on their packages; I've just emerged the latest GNOME beta snapshot and compiled with -O9 -fomit-instructions, and it only crashes once every few hours."
"Let's face it, Gentoo is the future."
"OK, so no serious business is going to even consider Gentoo in the near future, and even with proper support and QA in place, it'll still eat up far too much of a company's valuable time. But this guy I met on #animepr0n is now using it, so it must be growing!"
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