Google Loses Domain Fight Over Froogles.com
steveshaw writes "According to SiliconValley.com, an ICANN arbitration panel has rejected Google's challenge of a Web site named Froogles.com. This means that the Froogles.com name will remain with the current owner. Also, the current owner is opposing Google's attempt to register Froogle with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, contending the mark would be an infringement of his Froogles.com mark." The story also notes: "Google, based in Mountain View, Calif., has filed 18 domain name disputes at the ICANN panel, challenging names like 'googlesex.com,' 'google.biz' and 'googleme.com.' It has won every challenge but Froogles.com."
poodle.com
noodle.com
doodle.com
kugel.com
fluegel.de
kkk.com
(that last one just because it's always good to sue them over anything, and it feels so good too)
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Oh yea, the owner's name is Uzi Nissan, the owner of Nissan Computer Corp.
Well obviously the owner should be forced to change his name, as he neither sells cars nor automatic weapons.
all your "oogles" are belong to us..
All the Froogles down in Froogville liked shopping a lot.
But the Google Tradmark Lawyers, who lived just north of Froogville Did Not.
Those lawyers hated Froogles with fury not calm
Oh, yes they hated that name Froogles dot com
No one really knows why they hated them so.
They were a search engine, finding things for you to know.
Some said it was thier servers all linuxy and shiny
Some said it was that the Froogles had said to them "Kiss my heine"
Perhaps it was GMail, all serching and gig-ish
Perhaps it was thier own shopping site name, all slick and so piggish.
But whatever the reason, the heine or gig-ish
They sent off a lawsuit, all secret and quickish.
They would get that name whether the Froogs liked it or not.
Everyone knows that the Law likes big companies a lot
But then an amazing thing came from froogville to thier ear.
A sound of cheering, happiness, and slashdot melting server gears.
The lawyers cried, "It's imposible to rule against us so!"
"We are big, and strong with an outrageous IPO!"
But the Froogles down in Froogville kept on singing thier Joy,
From the Large to the small every girl and boy.
And what happened to those Laywers of great Googlish fame?
Why they were paid handsomely for thier lawuit , so lame.
Apollogies to Dr Suess
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