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Doom 3 Hardware Guide Debuts

Nosf3ratu writes "Over at HardOCP, the boys have teamed up with id software again to publish the Official Doom 3 Hardware Guide. As the guide states: 'With the prospect of so many new people being brought into gaming by DOOM 3, there will likely be a lot of questions regarding the computer hardware needed to support it.'"

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  1. Laptop Upgrade by Drewser · · Score: 4, Funny

    This means I have to upgrade my laptop now to be able to play in class.

    1. Re:Laptop Upgrade by phalse+phace · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just slap a couple of stickers on it, paint a racing strip across it, or ad one of 'em cathode lights to it. Should increase your frame rate ten fold.

  2. Re:Sweeeeeet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your TNT2 is no match for my Tseng Labs ET4000! Or my Western Digital 90C31! SUCK IT DOWN!!!!11!!!

  3. Re:Sweeeeeet. by zedmelon · · Score: 3, Funny
    Informative.

    Don't we have a mod for "+1, Efficiently Sidesteps Sarcasm?"

    No WAY, man! My TNT card has never let me down yet! Wagons Ho! still looks as great as it did in '95!

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  4. Re:Heh heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    wow, you are incredibley CHEAP

    fucking poor morons who cant afford the latest hardware

    yourj ust like that win98fag earlier

  5. Hardware guide? by FerretFrottage · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Chainsaw
    2. Boomstick
    3. Super boomstick
    4. Chaingun
    5. Rockets launcher
    6. Plasma gun
    7. BFG
    and a bit of armor

    what more do you need?

    Aren't they standard issue for all Space Marines?

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  6. I'm glad there were screen shots... by MattRog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even looking at the configuration screen shots gave me a little wood: I can't imagine the unparalleled joy I will feel when I start it for the first time.

    I suspect one of these things will occur:
    1) my heart will stop for two or three seconds when I hear the first 5.1 audio
    2) my bladder will burst from playing through the entire game in one marathon 54 hour session
    3) I will immediately develop carpal tunnel and a permanent curved spine from sitting in my computer chair
    4) My eyes will melt in their sockets like the Nazis in Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
    5) all of the above

    BRING IT ON

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    1. Re:I'm glad there were screen shots... by Otter · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd urge to you to spend the next few months finding a girlfriend and bringing things to at least the "...for better or for worse, in sickness or in health..." stage.

  7. Re:And on the software front... by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't that a sign that it might be time to move away from '98 then?

    Quite probably. I'll be building a new PC pretty soon, and it'll probably have something 'hip' and 'modern' like Windows 2000 for games...

    Stuff like the Halo Editing Kit and the version of Softimage XSI for Half-Life 2 needs an NT-based operating system anyway, so I really should upgrade. :-)

    Anyone know where I can get Win2000 cheaply in the UK? Suprnova need not apply...

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  8. Re:And on the software front... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thief 3 wasn't supported on Win9x/ME either. Turns out it the biggest problem was the inclusion of the executable icon using an ordinal OOB on Win9x!

  9. Re:New Hardware by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dunno, but I think you'll see a sharp rise in street muggings by desperate geeks ...

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  10. Spoiler alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gnnnnnnh! By God, please don't read the article if you are a spoiler-sensitive person. The fps-graph clearly indicates the locations of monsters as the article describes how "some heavy action that requires the video card to draw several monsters at one time, the frame rate can drop down". Thankfully I didn't look at the x-axis too carefully. Be cautious, people! This article may truly be the demise of your Doom3 experience!

  11. Doom 4 will have holosuite quality graphics by alen · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's right. If you have a star trek holosuite you will be able to have the ultimate Doom experience, up to having your own heart attack from the realism.

  12. Re:Sweeeeeet. by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1, Funny

    The lack of T will definitely hurt; I'm just trying to figure out what "L" is and how it relates to "A."

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  13. The report said nothing by foidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    about the benefits of speed holes. I put a few in my machine and I am rip roaring ready to go!

  14. yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...will it have live action porn stars in the transitions, like Wing Commander?

  15. Re:New Hardware by ostiguy · · Score: 3, Funny
    AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
    Dear Gateway Valued Customer,

    This e-mail is sent to you to informyou of a change with your Estimated Arrival Date which was 07/28/04. Theorder number in question is xxxxxxx for the Radeon X800XT Card. Dueto a delay at our manufacturing facility, your order has a new DelayedArrival Date of 08/27/04. As with all dates provided by Gateway, this isnot a guaranteed date of arrival but only an estimate. Because of thisdelay, you do have the right to cancel this order if this date does not meetyour needs. Please note that your order has been placed into priority toarrive to you as soon as possible.

    You can check the status of your orderat anytime by dialing the following number;
    ostiguy bangs head repeatedly against desk
  16. Priceless by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 2, Funny

    * Doom 3 - $50
    * New system to run Doom 3 - $650-100+
    * Not realizing the irony of this - priceless

  17. Re:Sweeeeeet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The lack of T will definitely hurt; I'm just trying to figure out what "L" is and how it relates to "A."

    The L stands for lighting. Depending on the quality of the T&A, you may or may not want L. If T&A is low quality, you definately don't want any L. If there is no T&A, the L is a moot point.
  18. Re:Quake 3 Icon by Lispy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, at least an overall Doom Icon would be appropriate. Or an id-icon, if it is for webspace forget about he Compaq icon, they were bought by HP a year ago. While you're at it please update the Ximian Icon with a Novell logo, the Palm III icon with a Tungsten and pleeeease the GNOME icon with a GNOME2 icon. Thank you...