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Virgin Accuses Apple of Abusing Monopoly

worm eater writes "The Register reports that VirginMega (Virgin Group's online music venture in France) is asking the French antitrust authorities to force Apple to license the FairPlay DRM. If France agrees with Virgin, will this be a blessing in disguise for Apple, making their DRM format the defacto standard, or will it be the downfall of the mighty iTunes Music Store?"

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  1. Holy! by darth_MALL · · Score: 5, Funny

    Virgins!?! Apples!?!? It's all sounding very biblical to me. Leave it up to the Big Man to decide.

  2. Heh by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    - Plateforme Windows (98 SE et supérieur)

  3. Pay?!? by eviltypeguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Burns: Excellent! My secret plan to "reluctantly" license FairPlay DRM is coming along quite nicely, don't you think Smithers?

    Smithers: But sir, won't we lose our exclusivity?

    Burns: Smithers, you bumbling idiot. They may be able to license our DRM, but they'll pay, ooohh, yes, they'll pay...

  4. Oh, the irony by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...of a music company accusing anyone of being an unfair monopoly. And, just to double your irony goodness...accusing Apple.

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  5. No abuse, only the M$ does. by TheM$Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple did not abuse monopoly because they are not the M$. Only the M$ abuses monopoly! Why you ask? Because M$ is bad. Every company could do what the M% does but only when the M$ does it shall it be bad. Therefore Apple did not abuse anything, only the M$ did. Thank you.

  6. Re:IE-only shoppe by oliverthered · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like to send in replies to job applications telling them how there curent site is badly designed, refering them to standards,
    accessability documentation &co and asking them to make sure that anyone they hire has xyz skills (e.g. CSS).

    I try not to mention things like 'firefox' or 'linux' in these emails unless it is a particular problem, just industry standards.

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  7. A double-edged sword.. by wfberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    This just shows that DRM, while being so vilely derided on slashdot, can actually be used for evil, as well as for evil.

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  8. Woah! Hold up! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me get this straight. Virgin, (a memeber of the RIAA, right?) is accusing Apple of being a MONOPLY?

    Man, I couldn't write a better joke if I tried. Hey Virgim, how do you like them apples...

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  9. If you can't compete... by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...litigate!

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  10. re: Virgin Accuses Apple of Abusing Monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why am I envisioning some nymph getting upset with a piece of fruit about a damn boardgame?

  11. Not what I expected... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Funny
    Virgin Accuses Apple of Abusing Monopoly

    Considering the title, I was expecting something like this:

    CUPERTINO, CA (Reuters) -- A virgin was playing the Parker Bros. game with Steve Jobs, when he noticed the Apple CEO give himself an interest free loan. "That's not allowed under Monopoly version 3 rules", said the avid Slashdot reader, "You come to expect more from someone who plays a CEO in real life; it was clearly an abuse of the rules". Jobs, who was playing the banker in the game, could not be reached for comment. "I should have known when he insisted on being the car, leaving me with the damn boot", the virgin later lamented.

    Ok, I'll stop now.

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  12. Re:It might not change much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I suspect she'd use the iTunes store (except I'm in Canada, alas).

    I think you mispelled "eh"...

  13. Apple A Monopoly? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats funny..

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  14. Typo in the headline by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's obviously a typo in the headline. It should read "Virgin Accuses Microsoft of Abusing Monopoly". This is Slashdot, people, get it right!

  15. Re:Am I missing something? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't have any mod points, so I'll just agree with you. Flash cards are ideal storage for players: multiple 512MB ones should be sufficient. As soon as they work with Ogg Vorbis and don't cost as much as a 2nd hand car, I'll buy one.

  16. VirginMega?!? by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's funny that a company called VirginMega is suing a company for being a monopoly. "Globex MegaCorp PanGalactic Enterprises is being harmed by Frank's PC Haus monopoly on the computer service business in Saginaw, Michigan. We are suing!"

    I bet the French government will back Virgin just 'cause Apple's DRM wasn't programmed in French or something.

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    1. Re:VirginMega?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      You stupid french basher shove your fucking unfunny humour in your ass you miserable dirty american asshole

  17. Re:This Raises An Excellent Question by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple started as A & B and has dabbled in C, but IMS is solidy B & C.

    Dunno, FairPlay seems more like S&M to me.

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  18. Re:IE-only shoppe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    No, no, no... This is an election year. Don't you realize that your 'vote' for Firefox, Mozilla, Opera is a wasted vote. Your one voice doesn't matter. You must choose the lesser evil, let your browser ID as IE, just so you can participate. Or better yet, just don't browse at all until everyone supports your broweser of choice.

  19. What could have been... by MirgNave · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man that headline would have been much cooler if Apple had chosen Cherry for its corporate name instead.

  20. Here's the question I find interesting by mcc · · Score: 3, Funny

    What happens if Virgin drops the whole "Apple=monopoly" thing and instead chooses to simply license the Harmony hack from realplayer in order to get their music onto iPods?

  21. really a virgin? Re:This Raises An Excellent Quest by swschrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    virgin music has released product before. it is no longer a virgin. apple should countersue to have them change their name to "slut entertainment" since they are obviously selling their wares for money.

    that'll teach 'em.

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