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Windows XP SP2 Goes Gold

writertype writes "PC Magazine reports that Microsoft has released Windows XP SP2 to PC OEMs after a two-day delay. A package of stories, complete with an exploration of the new update, is here. The best way for users to get the update, according to Microsoft, is to have Windows Update turned on; a CD version will be made available." Reader Critical_ writes "With all the news of SP2 being delayed, it seems like Microsoft may have pulled a rabbit out of its hat by releasing RTM on its WindowsBeta site. Neowin has a screenshot of the download page and MSFN has the release information. The final build is 2180. For those who can't download it for whatever reason, Microsoft is giving away free CDs here. Happy installing."

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  1. Holy Crap! by z0ink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft (almost) made it close to an original deadline? Whats next ... Linus will turn out to be secretly controlled by evil corporate overlord masters?

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    1. Re:Holy Crap! by JPriest · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since the windows beta site seems to be down, here is the BitTorrent link

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  2. In other news by sparcnut · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell reportedly experiencing record low temperatures.

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    1. Re:In other news by Orgazmus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it a bird?
      Is it a plane?

      NO! Its a fucking pig flying over my head! Make it go away!

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    2. Re:In other news by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if you thought the birds treated your car badly, just wait...

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  3. So by allio · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's going to be the first to test it on a slightly less than legal CD key? :D

  4. Michael's Admission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I-think-I'll-let-you-install-it-first dept.

    Hmm...Does this mean Michael, Microsoft hater extraordinaire runs Windows in his spare time?

    Why would he let me install it first unless he has windows himself to install SP2 later?

    I think I've just exposed Michael has a hypocrite and windows user.

    1. Re:Michael's Admission by ejaw5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A group of sysadmins gather in conference to debate who to deploy SP2 first. After hours of deadlock, a solution was devised:

      The sysadmins arranged their seats in an inward facing circle. A secretary is called in to randomly play, pause, and resume a Windows Media Audio file on WMP9. The sysadmins randomly throw to each other the 1 SP2 cd burned last night, exclaiming "SP2! SP2" as the disc is hurled to the next holder. Each time the music stops, whoever holds the cd is eliminated from the circle and the game continues. The last person holding the SP2 update CD is the victim^H^H^H^H^H^H first admin to deploy XP SP2 in his/her department.

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  5. Re:Is it really golden? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Besides there reputation and history, why would you even think that?

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  6. Re:Time to do away with this “Service Pack&am by dedazo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Really. And what do we call RedHat's "errata" then? Because it's mostly used in the context of publications, I'd say it confuses users even more than the word "service pack".

    Microsoft customers have come to understand quite well what a SP is. If anything, their use of "rollup fixpacks" and things like that are confusing, albeit they're used mostly in the corporate context.

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  7. Re:Windows Beta site getting hammered by Schmucky+The+Cat · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why is it so important to download it right now?

    It will show up on your machine automatically with the automatic updates feature. Whats the rush? It's not like this is a new Pokémon card.

  8. What will SP2 do for Linux's server dominence? by mind21_98 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm, if it really does fix the majority of the security problems in Windows, will this remove most of the motivation towards installing Linux or another OS? This seems like a possiblity.

  9. Parent post is accurate. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am still running Dos 5.0, because I'm pretty sure that Dos 6.2 has a number of outstanding bugs, and a possible security hole. I figger sometime around 2007 it will be safe to make the jump. Win 3.1 should be safe move around 2011.

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  10. Re:Torrents---which one is "right" ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One has a trojan and DDOS zombie built in while the other lacks those features.

  11. Re:Is it really golden? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean like Fedora did?

  12. Caramba ! by apankrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm so excited and I'm just can't hide it;
    I'm about to lose control and I think
    .. holy crap, 266 MB ?!!

    Please join me for a minute of silence in a memory of our dialup friends.

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  13. Re:Windows Beta site getting hammered by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whats the rush? It's not like this is a new Pokémon card.

    I beg to differ. Windows service packs are exactly like new pokemon cards.. their worth is dubious yet people have the strange urge to collect them all!

    SP2 I choose you!

  14. More importantly: any news yet on NT4 sp7 ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been waiting, like, forever for that one.

    WTF? I gotta buy something again just to get it to work right?

  15. I waiting for.. by zulux · · Score: 4, Funny



    I going to hold out at wait for the service pack for SP2.

    (kidding)

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  16. Hmmm... by rtilghman · · Score: 5, Funny


    Price for a laptop? $1500.00
    Price for Win XP Pro? $299.99
    Price for SP2? Free

    Resinstalling Windows XP, all your programs, and all your data after SP2 renders the computer unusable? Priceless

    -rt

  17. Re:Windows Beta site getting hammered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    With all due respect, why would somebody trust some random "RonnieJ" user to provide an MD5 checksum of the file?

  18. Re:RC2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm actually surprised by how stable it has been. I've even been able to play Doom 3 with no crashes.

    You know you've been drinking the Microsoft kool-aid when you are surprised that a popular application works on a popular operating system without things breaking.

  19. **Congratulations to our 1,000,000,000 visitor!** by BlueJay465 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft has been slashdotted.

    I'm going to DISNEYLAND!!

  20. yea by mnemonic_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd never trust any "RonnieJ" for a reliable MD5 checksum. A "RonnyJ," on the other hand, is a completely different matter.

  21. Re:Is it really golden? by shadowmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just because MS makes it available doesn't mean they've worked out all the bugs.

    You new here?

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  22. Re:Go back to green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This calls for a Firefox extension!

  23. Well, to be sure... by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'll want to use the --deep option to make sure all your dependencies are in order like so:

    emerge -uDv sys-kernel/windows-xp-sp2

    Oh, wait a sec... I'm not even supposed to be here, am I?

  24. Forget Gold by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Usually when M$ goes gold it doesn't mean a damn thing. For any M$ patch or software, it has to go...

    alpha

    beta

    release candidate 1

    release candidate 2

    release candidate 3

    release candidate 4

    IRC warez beta

    msdn

    gold

    release candidate 5

    GA

    release to manufacturing

    blue screen

    release candidate 6 .. ..

    1. Re:Forget Gold by farmhick · · Score: 3, Funny

      I see you have gold and blue in there. But you forgot about the final one...

      They've gone plaid.

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  25. Everybody is talking about it .... by Akimotos · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this must be hot. I downloaded a file of 266MB and I have this nice icon standing on my OS X desktop. Now what?

  26. Re:MD5SUM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think RonnyJ has it.... but don't be fooled by RonnieJ!

  27. Lots of errors by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Windows Beta site is really getting hammered right now and giving 500 errors so don't be surprised if you can't get in.

    Wow. That's 96 more errors than I got last time.

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  28. Re:I've been using it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    at work for about a month (RC 2, anyway, the beta version). Windows update has not worked since I installed it.

    Obviously, the windows update issue should be fixed in the released version, and it must not be effecting everyone, or I presume they would not release it. But my sp2-rc2 had never done windows update properly (that is to say, it failed to install any available updates consistently, every time).

    I uninstalled sp2 from that machine today, and I won't be putting it back till I hear some pretty rave reviews. Okay, maybe not rave reviews, but I at least want to hear that it works. :-)


    This is just a guess, but I think the Windows Update thing is probably deliberate blocking, rather than a bug.

    The updates released on Windows Update are designed for released systems, so installing them on betas might lead to all sorts of problems. Moreover, a lot of fixes released as updates are probably already in the SP betas (or RCs, whatever). It therefore seems reasonable to block Windows Update for beta/RC builds, or at least offer a different set of updates specifically for those builds (if there are any critical fixes released that aren't in the SP).