Human Powered Helicopter
marcopo writes "In response to a 24 year old prize challenge from the American Helicopter Society, a number of engineering students at the University of British Columbia have designed a human powered helicopter. The prize requirements are 3 minutes flight at 3 meters, with only human power, and the team, led by UBC's Mike Georgallis, plans a test flight next Tuesday.
The Vancouver Sun also has the
story."
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That's the only real question. They should be more careful wording the requirement.
You already have the world's best human helicopter in Inspector Gadget.
Oh man, their project is named Thunderbird. Quick, Mozilla Foundation! Send our your legions of lawyers! We must stop this blatant misuse of your trademarks!!
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I sure as hell wouldn't want to pilot it.
That's why you're posting on Slashdot and not doing anything useful. Same with me.
Just put the human(s), bald and naked, into liquid-filled pods and wire 'em up for electrical power! Then build some hovering tentacled robots to do maintenance. Then... ...Or you could do it the boring way -- you know, pedals and the like...
Yeah, the competition seems to require alot of the pilots. From the FAQ: ... We have had people vomit after these one-minute tests. In similar tests in the United States they have had one person have a mild heart attack.
We have built our own test rig that measures power output of a pilot over a minute duration. We have plotted the results of numerous potential pilots against their weight. A successful candidate is one that falls above a power requirement curve (power vs. weight).
Vomit AND rotating blades, nice.
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