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IBM Tells Employees To Hold Off WinXP SP2

robpoe writes "As reported by ZDNet, IBM's technology department has warned internal users to not install Windows XP SP2 until IBM can fix some known issues with the way IE6 is updated, and Big Blue can make a customized version of the patch - 'The company's technology department said the delay is 'due to known application problems and incompatibility with IBM workstation applications.''" However, the article also mentions that: "One IBM employee in the company's internal technology department characterized the decision as routine."

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  1. Scary headline by disc-chord · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scary headline to read while I'm in the middle of installing it right now!

    1. Re:Scary headline by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Didn't you read the instructions to close all your applications before installing??? Sheesh! What a windows noob! Just remember to restart when your finished :)

    2. Re:Scary headline by Donoho · · Score: 5, Funny

      Scary headline to read while I'm in the middle of installing it right now!

      It should only really be scary if you're installing it and you work for IBM...

    3. Re:Scary headline by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is typical of every large company, I'm betting over 90$ of large american corperations have a hold off SP2

      So if not *every* large company does this, does that mean you'll pay me $90?

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    4. Re:Scary headline by cms108 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option."

      You want me to post as if i was a thick spread made from mashed chickpeas, tahini, lemon juice and garlic? And you're making jokes about typos?

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  2. Re:Funny by Rura+Penthe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never has a first post confused me more than this one. :)

  3. What site is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    WinXPServicePackNews.com?

    1. Re:What site is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Imagine if SP2 was somehow Mac related...

  4. Companies should hold off by GombuMstr · · Score: 2, Funny

    We have asked all of our XP users to hold off until we can verify it. So this should be a good practice at any company

  5. Sexy Man by RudyG13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hehe...maybe slashdotters out there have become so overworked that they just moderate you according to your post title. Time to put that theory into practice.

  6. In related news... by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just installed it and now my I'm getting the BSOD. Dang it! I went to Linux to get rid of the !@#$ BSOD!

    Oh, nevermind... my bad. That was just my screensaver and someone unplugged my mouse.

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  7. Re:The same as any large organisation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What internal applications? Lotus Notes?

  8. Re:It is routine! by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny
    We .. use an internal tool that installs patches

    Does the heldesk monkey know that your refer to him by such an unflattering term?

  9. Allegedly ... by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    "One IBM employee in the company's internal technology department characterized the decision as routine."

    One Microsoft employee in the company's unspecified division of vaguery was alleged to have characterized a response which resembled "We OWNZ you biatch!".

    No really, they did.

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  10. This sure is unheard of. by Yaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    A company testing new software before installing it on every system they have? Why I never! Next thing you know they'll be telling us that we should not run every attachment we get in our email.

  11. I bet they're just sucking up by n9mdh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet they're just sucking up to the Linux crowd. First the public display of affection for open source, then the We-won't-sue-Linux french kiss. Now they drop the big one: "we don't trust MS either." Maybe they finally got a real marketing department. :)

  12. Re:This is normal for an enterprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    3000 people, you don't run your own SUS server, and you let people install their own software? Wow tell us where you work so we can apply for your job :)

  13. But of course... by jamesdood · · Score: 2, Funny

    It could be the "updated" IBM version of SP2 is a nice clean Linux install...

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  14. We're all reloading Slashdot for problems by swb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every large company has a hold off on SP2 order so their IT staff can hit reload on Slashdot for a week or so to see if any "SP2 sux0rs!!11" stories get posted. If we go 2 weeks without one, expect it to get rolled out.

    Another site to check are some of the gaming forums. If it doesn't trash Doom3 and the Slashbots pretending to work don't report problems, it must be OK.

  15. Re:It is routine! by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, he knows. And he doesn't seem to mind; I just checked my disk quota and it looks like he just allotted me a whole lot more space!

    Yep... rm -rf * tends to give you a lot more space.

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  16. Re:Funny by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's not like I read every single comment ever posted to this site.

    You should try to stay INSIDE more often. Why go outside to interact with humanity when there are so many things to read on /.

  17. Re:It is routine! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
    heldesk monkey

    You left out an "L".

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  18. Re:Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In related news, IBM tells employees not to look at the slashdot IT section colors, to avoid blindness.