Projecting Video On Curved Surfaces
Jochen Bedersdorfer writes "According to golem.de, a research project in the area of Augmented Reality created a technology to
project videos onto arbitrary existing screen surfaces, like wallpapered walls or window curtains. ... Quite awesome. Now I can use this ugly corner in my living room effectively."
being able to project porn onto boobs! The possibilities are limitless
You have an ugly corner in your living room, and you're going to "improve" it by projecting some arbitrary image onto it?
Try paintings. Or a ficus.
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But what if your home already is creepy, dark, and with strange noises from the corners?
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That could have some advantages. "In order to see this movie properly, we're going to have snuggle in close to see it without distortion. It's not me, you understand, it's just the projection system." (Which would be a disadvantage if you have the Trekkie XXXL Club over.)
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
So does this mean I can project video onto my girlfriend to make her look like Keira Knightley? :)
oh, and don't worry, I'm just kidding about having a girlfriend...
"...until I discovered the Slashdot workout plan! Sure, I still spend 8 hours a day in a dim server room and all my cardio comes from playing Counter Strike, but with this new Slashdot brand portable non-optimal surface video projection system I now have a full-body projection of vintage Arnold Schwarzenegger on me at all times! Okay, so he's a lot taller than me and that puts his weiner in the middle of my chest, but that *still* gets me more chicks than before! Thanks, Slashdot!"
This is so much looking to be used as a "road runner" practical joke. Leave one of these projecting an "open door" and a "hallway" onto a solid brick wall. For the truly evil, project a "tunnel" complete with "diversion sign" onto the ground beside a road, at a sharp bend...
The way I project video on a curved surface is to point the projector at the curved surface.
Funny... until flat screen televisions came out, 99.99% of all video was "projected" onto curved surfaces.
Doom9 would be extremely cool.
Or Duke Nukem Forever.
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