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Gene Therapy Turns Slackers Into Workaholics

DrLudicrous writes "According to a recent Reuters article, scientists have been able to cause monkeys to stop procrastinating by blocking the development of a dopamine receptor in the brain. The net result- the monkeys turned into workaholics. An article has appeared in the online version of Nature. Apparently, monkeys, just like human beings, tend to slack off on tasks until the very last minute. They become quite adept at judging how long they have till they absolutely must complete these tasks. The original article appears in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America. An additional blurb appears here courtesty of Science Blog." NIH has a press release.

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  1. THE END OF /. IS NEIGH!!! by molarmass192 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... they'll rue the day they published this story.

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  2. Re:Oh Great by RobertNotBob · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    a nation of mindless, workaholic zombies with few differences between one person and another.

    Sounds like the cold-war era stereotype of Japan.... They turned out OK, but I'd hate to temp fate twice

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  3. Re:Close but not quite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Exactly. God damn it I hate when people misuse that phrase :-)...

  4. Hitla by Donny+Smith · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Is AdolF Hitler what you wanted to be?