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Librarians to the Rescue

Duke Machesne writes "Citing concerns over materials being distributed to American students by the BSA, MPAA, and RIAA's evil minions, the American Library Association will begin distributing its own, more balanced material this winter. The material will deal with insignificant and oft-overlooked details like fair use. More information on Wired News."

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  1. language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In September, the ALA will hold focus groups with teenagers to better understand...what language they use.

    OMGLOLWTFBBQ?

    1. Re:language? by John+Courtland · · Score: 2, Funny

      Conan the Librarian : "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?!?"

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  2. The BSA? by civman2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Citing concerns over materials being distributed to American students by the BSA" The Boyscouts of America?! What's wrong with the Boy Scouts?

    1. Re:The BSA? by jc42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... the BSA" The Boyscouts of America?! What's wrong with the Boy Scouts?

      Probably the same thing that was wrong a few years ago with the GSA (Girl Scouts of America) - They sit around campfires singing copyrighted songs without first getting written permission from the copyright owners and paying the license fees.

      Bunch of anarchic, socialistic copyright-violating pirates with no respect for the law, all of them!

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    2. Re:The BSA? by harkabeeparolyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      ??? I thought BSA was Bovine Spongiform Angioplasty.

  3. More Lawsuits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The MPAA announced today that they will begin filing lawsuits against two current fifth-grade students who were former winners of the MPAA's own student essay contest. Winners were provided with MPAA T-shirts as well as copys of last year's Best Picture winner "Return of the King". According to the MPAA, one of the winners showed the video to her entire class during a "pirate pizza party" while the other student allowed his cousin to borrow his winning t-shirt w/ out paying the proper licensing fees.

  4. Re:Bah, parents aren't doing their jobs! by jc42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's even worse than you think. Most parents repeatedly attempt to instill in their impressionable childrens' minds the idea that nice people share their toys with their friends. This is a clear enticement to copyright violation.

    And it's even worse than that. Many of those parents knowingly hand over their children to "schools", which are institutions that also attempt to teach the children that they should share.

    After years of this sort of indoctrination, it's not surprising that the result should be teenagers (and even adults) who think that it's ok to violate copyright by sharing ideas, documents and music with each other.

    These organizations are merely trying to interrupt this process and teach the children that ideas and songs are like toys and other kinds of property: Every child should have his or her own, every one should be paid for, and they should never be shared. Sharing is an economic perversion that undermines the private property that is at the heart of our corporate economic system.

    (Lessee; will I get a "Troll" or "Funny" rating here? Maybe I need a ;-)

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  5. Re:Go librarians! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you have a dead poet's estate prohibiting a poetry festival from "performing" his poems, you know the system's gone mad.

    Indeed. Anyone who's ever been to an open mike night knows that in a sane world it would be the poet who would be prohibited from reading his own works.

    KFG

  6. Re:Not suprising. by dj245 · · Score: 2, Funny
    They are one of the most significant forces against promoters ignorance, misinformation, disinformation, and junk science in existance right now. Help me get a TV! [freeflatscreens.com]

    I find it extremely amusing that you talk of ignorance, misinformation, disinformation, and junk, and then include a link to a scam for a free LCD TV in your sig. Should have been modded funny.

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  7. Re:Not suprising. by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 5, Funny
    Remeber who had the fewest misconceptions about the Iraq war?

    You mean, apart from all the rest of us people outside the USA?

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  8. Re:Old-fashioned librarians are great people by shigelojoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    They just have to figure out how to handle the pr0n and spam problems ...

    I agree whole-heartedly. I mean, last week I went to the library, checked out a book about financing a new home and found nothing but ads for Viagra and hookers. ;P

  9. Re:Not suprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are "people" outside the USA!?

  10. Re:No! Unfair! Confusing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    porn is bad, because it involves sex

    violence is good, because we use it to kill bad guys

    I don't know why people in the "outside US" (if that really exists) can't understand this

    sex=bad, killing=good

    basic American English lesson 101

  11. Re:Hooray! by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    CONAN, the LIBRARIAN!!!!

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  12. Re:We need your help by vettemph · · Score: 2, Funny
    This month the Kansas governor had rap CDs removed from all libraryies. http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/06/li brary y.cdsettlement.ap/index.html

    This statement is not helping your cause, trust me.

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  13. Re:Go librarians! by Photar · · Score: 2, Funny

    We obviously need this

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  14. World changing? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know the world has changed when librarians start getting miltant...