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Hollywood afraid of Microsoft

prostoalex writes "Associated Press claims that media industry has been quietly avoiding Microsoft and trying to keep the movie and music industries to their own. However, these days there's little chance of doing business without Microsoft and the movie studios are afraid of digital piracy more than they're afraid of Microsoft. The biggest fear? Microsoft will use its desktop PC monopoly to charge Hollywood outrageous fees and basically own the movie industry. Microsoft refutes the accusations, saying that it's only interested in selling more copies of Windows and applications for its platform, and providing movie content would promote the platform. Also noteworthy that among the four video-on-demand services that New York Times reviewed recently two that got the journalistic acclaim (StarzTicket and CinemaNow) are run by technology companies - Real Networks and Microsoft."

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  1. Aww, that's so cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love it when the monopolies... err I mean, monopoly and oligopoly fight.

  2. The enemy of my enemy is ... my head hurts. by TheUncleBob · · Score: 5, Funny

    With MPAA on one side and Microsoft on the other, I just don't know who to cheer for.

    1. Re:The enemy of my enemy is ... my head hurts. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Use some strategy from C&C, man. Wait 'til both armies are on the battlefield, then nuke the field. :)

  3. I think it would be more accurate by scotay · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you replaced the word 'afraid' with 'jealous.'

  4. The movie industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the movie industry is the nicest bunch of people you'd ever want to meet. No vendetta's, no black listing, everyone operates above the board. Every movie star is the perfect role model for our children.

    If they get mixed up with the likes of Bill Gates, I just don't know what this will do to our shining example of what Americans are really like?

  5. Re:Polish in the Right Places by KontinMonet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some people have a great problem just with English so no doubt adding Polish might ruin things for them...

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  6. I'm more worried about Bill... by FatSean · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...For all the accusations and hyperbole here, he seems a much more honest businessman than the hollywood crowd. Hopefully their sleazy(er?) practices don't rub off on Microsoft!

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  7. Re:Hollywood and microsoft by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    >** If they have brains. Or hearts. Or courage.

    If movies have taught me anything, its that one quick trip to the Wizard of Oz can fix this!

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  8. terminate them all and let /. sort it out by phyruxus · · Score: 4, Funny
    So lemme see... Microsoft is feared by the one thing that sends shivers down republican spines... Hollywood.

    Is Microsoft therefore scarier than republicans by transitivity?

    I mean, I know there's shades of grey and then there's shades of grey... but this is grey.

    Hey, neat, instead of my Uncle, Bob's my parent.

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  9. Blue Crush, Blue Streak, and now? by tod_miller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blue Screen, coming to a cinema near you...

    Slightly OT, but I saw this coming, alongside Microsofts patent scams, 'licensing' their API's (read, now they are established, pay for them biatch, whilst destroying other standards).

    Microsoft are moving in subtle ways - they have the money to do this as well.

    Now we can have bad movies that delete themselves, at least that saves us the trouble...

    I wonder how long it will be before they dynamically or on the fly replace movie scenes and adverts within movies across the lifespan of the movie?

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  10. MPAA vs. Microsoft? by dcavanaugh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Henry Kissinger's comment on the Iran/Iraq war in the 80's: "Too bad they can't both lose."

  11. Coming to a cinema soon.... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Free Klippy" - the story of a boy's love for his penguin-eating killer whale...

    "xXxP" - Vin Diesel returns as the tattooed secret agent. This time he's after Open Source Communists and he's only taking DRM for an answer...

    "The XP Men" - see the superpower team of Dr DLL, Outlookman, Captain Codec, Blue Screener and The Worm battle the "Freedom Force" of Stallman, the Perlmonger, Apache and Python...

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    1. Re:Coming to a cinema soon.... by inkswamp · · Score: 5, Funny
      I like "The Passion of the Clippy" better. You know... two-and-a-half hours of Clippy having the living crap beat out of him. Who wouldn't enjoy that?

      "Hi... it looks like you're trying to pulverize me!"

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  12. Microsoft using Hollywood business practices?!? by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    That could lead to:

    Windows II: Webcentric Boogaloo
    Clippy Strikes Back
    The Neverending BSOD

    And many others too terrible to imagine...

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  13. Re:The enemy of your enemy is your enemy by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft was made in the depths of IBM. Only there can it be unmade.

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