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Xformer writes "It seems that SP2 for Windows XP isn't as secure as Microsoft touts it to be. Heise Security has uncovered two flaws in SP2's bolstered security measures, both of which may be used to get around the new trusted/untrusted executable origin checks. Of course, who would be surprised by this?" Reader EtherNetFreak writes "Well it appears that at least one hotfix is already available to fix yet another bug in Windows XP, post SP2 application." Reader Finalnight writes "'Microsoft Corp. yesterday delayed yet again its oft-delayed Windows XP Service Pack 2, this time postponing the patch's distribution through the company's Automatic Update service.'"
I'm curious how long it takes them to release Service Patch 2 for SP2...
Great, someone used Sweeping Microsoft Generalisations #423 and #587, and gets modded up as Funny.
Come on, guys, if you're going to bash the Beast of Redmond, at least put some effort into it!
-MT.
-MT.
I think it's funny, because it happens very often...
... (Fill in some very good reason, like getting fired ;))
Developers vs Rest-of-company:
Pre-release-phase:
Rest-of-company : Come on, we _need_ SP2 now!
Developers : But it isn't finished yet...
Rest-of-company : If we don't get it NOW, we will
Developers : Oke, but there are too many problems with SP2...
Rest-of-company : We'll release some hotfixes, just give it to us _NOW_!
Developers : *shrugs* Oh well... Just don't forget we warned you guys...
Post-release-phase:
Rest-of-company : WHOA, There is a problem with xxx. How is that possible?
Developers : Well, SP2 just isn't quite finished yet...
Rest-of-company : Not finished? What the f**k?!
Developers : We told you so, before the release, but...
Rest-of-company : I don't want to hear that, just go and work on the hotfix...
Developers : *shrugs* Oh well...
Is it there or isn't it? What is it? It's the Heisenberg Patch!
And remember kids: Never trust a computer you can actually lift.
*Yet* another flaw in XP SP2 has been found:
Even with the service pack applied, Windows does nothing to guard against the user revealing their password to a complete stranger in a train station in exchange for some crappy pen.
MICROCRAP WINBLOWS!!!!!!!
Sending an email and instructing a user to do something more than "click here"? What's next, "Hello. To see nude pictures of Natalie Portman, please: go to insecure.org and download nmap, go to arin.net and find ip ranges for several major calbe internet providers, search for vulnerable Windows XP systems that you can use exploits on (use Google to find Windows compiled versions of the exploiting tools), and use the exploits to inform the remote user of this method. If you infect 10 people and get them to pass it to 5 of their friends, Bill Gates will send you a check for $50 for every person that references you. It's true! I did it and you can to! K THX!"
DeMe
After installing SP2 i received an email from a person i don't really know, but he somehow had found a Word document with a lot of personal information about me online and was worried i might have misplaced it. He was so nice to send it to me, so i tried to open the document to see what was in it but Word wouldn't start properly and nothing seemed to happen. So it seems SP2 breaks Word. And on top of that my computer is really slow lately and sometimes messages appear on my screen like, 1 0wn j00! WhaAHAHa 5uck3R!!
kinda funny but i don't remember installing that...
seriously, if a user is dumb enough to follow instructions to do something he never asked for from somebody (he probably doesn't even know) he got an email from, you might just as well ask them to install backdoor.exe because it will make their computer faster.
actually, this is slahdot
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