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Epson's 12 Gram Flying Robot

fraxinus-tree writes "Epson has developed a very small (8.6g w/o battery) flying device, something like a bluetooth-controled palm-top helicopter." Since it can carry 5 grams for only 3 minutes, I can't imagine much practical use, but it's still neat.

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  1. Thanks, Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For your brilliant insight. I agree, totally worthless with nary a chance of practical application.

    1. Re:Thanks, Taco by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      They could use it to deliver grams of weed in Amsterdamn's cafes. That's a gimmick!

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  2. Human Soul by spoodie · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, that's almost half the weight of a human soul.

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  3. Coolest office toy ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    nuff said

  4. TERRORISM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously this will be used by terrorists. This kind of device should be banned.

    1. Re:TERRORISM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you ban miniature remote control helicopters only criminals will have miniature remote control helicopters!

    2. Re:TERRORISM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      they can have my miniature remote control helicopters when they pry it from my dead cold hands!

    3. Re:TERRORISM by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Zoom in on large building and cue sinister music.

      Switch to close-up of the eeevile chopper about to make its attack run.

      Suddenly, the chopper swoops in with death defying speed!

      Closer and closer it gets to the building! We see the people inside running in terror as they notice the chopper!

      The chopper closes the distance, readies itself for impact, and...

      Bounces off harmlessly.

      Guess they should have built it a bit bigger, huh?

  5. 5 grams for three minutes? by djfray · · Score: 5, Funny

    The street drug trade finally gets a technology boost.

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  6. Practical uses by aminorex · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could deliver drugs and take payment with it.

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    1. Re:Practical uses by PoPRawkZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've obviously never sold drugs. Money first.

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  7. 8.6 grams by Swamii · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's less than half an ounce, for us American folk. :-)

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    1. Re:8.6 grams by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

      but what is that weight in fraction of a volkswagen?

  8. Great...Just what we need. by radiumhahn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Need E-mail virus targets new flying robots. Microsoft was brought down today by this new denial of service attack. Microsoft employees were quoted as saying "Those propellers really sting!"

  9. No, no...GIANT Robots. by Onimaru · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I speak for everyone when I say that I don't want smaller robots. I want bigger robots. It would take, like, 300,000 of these guys to form Voltron. It's fair to say that the coolness factor of any given robot can be measured by the number of them which would be required to form Voltron. And, as you can imagine, I'll form the head.

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    1. Re:No, no...GIANT Robots. by White+Roses · · Score: 2, Funny

      OT, but while I liked Voltron, I never really understood the logistics of controlling it. Take the 5 Lion Voltron (aka the best one). Once it's all together, what do the other 4 people do? If the head dude had full control, what is the left leg pilot doing? Nothing? Fire control? Changing the tapes in the tape deck? If the head dude didn't, then some of the more complex maneuvers would have taken, well, a lot of coordination between pilots (see the Dexter's Lab spoof of Voltron for an interesting take on that). Yeah, it didn't bug me when I was 10, but it sure does now.

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  10. Another use by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perverts around the world are waiting for the model with a camera.

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  11. Page violates second law of thermodynamics! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gotta work with Firefox guys. Firefox is the one true pure test.

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  12. Practical Use by netfool · · Score: 3, Funny

    Epson added an image sensor unit that can capture and transmit aerial images via a Bluetooth wireless connection to a monitor on land

    Perfect for doing recon missions in the office!
    - Coffee in the coffee pot? Check.
    - Did the boss leave early? Check.
    - Is the coast clear to sneak out early? Check.

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    1. Re:Practical Use by glpierce · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perfect for doing recon missions in the office! [...] Did the boss leave early?

      I think the boss might catch on when a swarm of miniature flying robots flew by his doorway at 4:45 every day, stopping to peer into his office.

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    2. Re:Practical Use by Rick.C · · Score: 3, Funny
      I think the boss might catch on when a swarm of miniature flying robots flew by his doorway at 4:45 every day, stopping to peer into his office.

      I think you give the boss far too much credit.

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  13. Re:Not what I had in mind by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's anything like Epson's other offerings, you have to buy $40 of colored ink every month or so to keep it flying.

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  14. Re:Can carry a spare battery! by fritter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but subsequent 3.4g batteries cost $30 apiece and can't be recharged.

  15. Re:Faked? by Shagz · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's movie trickery, I say! Why else would she be standing in front of a BLUE screen. I half expect the next version of the video to have Godzilla in the backgroung with the Mothra twins flying the little helicopter.

  16. I don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    5 grams of pot is a nice amount.

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  17. Re:Can carry a spare battery! by Reducer2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That wouldn't work too well. The robot would get lost after using the 1st gram. By the time it gets the 3rd one, it would feel like finishing it's trip and fly in circles and look at the trees, man.

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  18. DUH by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since it can carry 5 grams for only 3 minutes, I can't imagine much practical use, but it's still neat.

    Neighborhood weed delivery.

    LK

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  19. Sad news for geeks by augmenter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Building flying robots destroys all your html skills. I mean look at this page and the one in the original article.

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  20. Re:This is not a new record. by jehreg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, you just slashdotted a hamster...

  21. Re:Anti-Personnel? by Kent+Recal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just gotta make sure the terrorists are not equipped with fly swatters or newspapers.

  22. Re:Can carry a spare battery! by FLOOBYDUST · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its not a'matter if it can grip it, Its a matter o' weight ratio...

  23. think of the applications by flacco · · Score: 2, Funny
    Since it can carry 5 grams for only 3 minutes, I can't imagine much practical use,


    it would be perfect for delivering, say, five grams of crack from, say, microsoft marketing to, say, microsoft engineering.

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  24. If you look closely, by uncl_bob · · Score: 2, Funny

    you could actually see a guy above the "flying" helicopter pulling the thing up with a tiny fishing rope!

  25. no applications....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want one of these on IR trigger in every room of my house, ready to fly into the air when a burglar enters the room and fire a poison treefog dart right between their eyes.

  26. Re:Faked? by nettdata · · Score: 2, Funny

    It actually looks like it's hanging from a line of some sort, as there appears to be some pendulum action going on... as if it was swinging side to side while being raised and lowered on a string.

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  27. Can a Beawulf cluster of these win the X-Prize? by peter303 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I attach ten thousand or so to a lawn chair, and fly into space twice, then maybe win the $10M X-Prize!

  28. Re:Can carry a spare battery! by Wog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait a minute! Suppose two robots carried it together?

    No, they'd have to have it on a line.

    Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

    What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

    Well, why not?