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Real Feels iTunes Backlash

BunkAsInBed writes "CNET reports RealNetwork's recent campaign against the iTunes music network that involved tactics like slashing the costs of their downloads in half, reverse engineering Apple's FairPlay format (Harmony), and recently an online petition and bulliten board have received the opposite reponse that was anticpated."

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  1. Real should know by now by ElForesto · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell hath no fury like a Mac user scorned.

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  2. Hm.... by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Visitors--some of whom identified themselves as "Michael Jackson," "The Pope" and "Bill Clinton"--expressed the view that they already have freedom of choice and would be exercising it by using Apple's iTunes music service.


    That's some pretty famous people coming to Apple's defense.
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    1. Re:Hm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We all knew the Pope was a Mac user already--

      C'mon, the big hat, all the jewelery, the dress...

    2. Re:Hm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, Apple always did get the support of A-list celebs at Steve Jobs' keynotes. I just didn't realize that The Pope would leave the comment, "Real can suck my b@lls."

    3. Re:Hm.... by chris_mahan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hum, you must have misquoted.

      The pope would have said: "Real, suck my holy b@lls".

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  3. Is THAT language Real-ly Necessary by grunt107 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is sad when a salient point is ruined by vulgarity.

    The fuckers.

  4. Newsflash! by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
    Idiots on Internet! Computer users identify obsessively with their preferred platform, act like obnoxious twits in way they would never dare in real life!

    Film (Quicktime or Real) at 11!

  5. Apple's retaliation by shadowmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard Apple put up a big billboard across the street from Real's main office, with only one word in big bold letters across it:

    BUFFERING

    - sm

    1. Re:Apple's retaliation by xigxag · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe you missed the sign, just like you missed the joke? :P :P

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  6. Lessons Learned by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    The lesson to be learned from this? Don't mess with Jobs' Reality Distortion Field(TM)!

  7. I Want More Expensive DRM'd Files! by sulli · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple fans are nutty.

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    1. Re:I Want More Expensive DRM'd Files! by azaris · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apple fans are nutty.

      I hear they now come in caramel flavor as well.

  8. Re:The reasons are easy by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah... Real Player on OS X has second-class spyware, second-class bugs, second-class ability to screw up your system...

    Damn them for treating us Mac users like second class citizens!

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  9. Bullshit! That's only a Mac thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Idiots on Internet! Computer users identify obsessively with their preferred platform, act like obnoxious twits in way they would never dare in real life!

    Bullshit bullshit bullshit! Free software open supporters work for FREEDOM and openness they do NOT behave that way its contredactory to they are PRINCAPLES thats only CLOSED POLATFORUM AVOCATES do that becaus theyr soul sold to CORPS for SELLOUT GREED!

    As a OSS philosapher and coad poet I AM NOT paltform obesed because thats UNFREE and as a member of the Open Sorce COMMUNITY which runs LINUX OR BSD OR ANYTHING THATS FREE I logically CANNOT be identafyod with a plaffermmem!!!1!! ANd OSS is part of the the green and nanti-globolozotion moments bcuause we are FREE!!!!

    AND YES I DO BEHAVE LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE i bet you donnt have theguts to doit.

  10. Re:opposite response? by SoSueMe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, maybe their next step will be a new marketing slogan: "Get Real!"

  11. Re:Fuck 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dude, that was awesome.

  12. Best part of the CNET article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "tartly worded phrases"

    Tartly....Tartly???

    Who uses that word?

  13. Fuck you, asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I need to add some code to a config file to detect if a dir is nfs mounted or not, then source a file if it is. Can this be done in a few lines of bash?

    What kind of pansy bullshit is that? Take your goddamn Wind0ze-coddled, no-doubt-well-muscled gym-bunny ass and fuck off to Kur0shi5 or whateverthefuck it is and ask some goddamn girl to hold your hand while you figure out this pathetically obvious bullshit.

    YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LEARN LINUX IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT ALREADY.

    Pissant.

    Knuckle-sucking butthead.

    Epicene freak.

    Stupid adolescent flame-artist.

    GO AWAY.

  14. You know it's a slow news day when... by writertype · · Score: 3, Funny
    A media outlet quotes bulletin-board posts.

    I wonder if we can get an infinite loop* going, where CNET quotes Slashdot, and then Slashdot posts a story quoting the CNET story that quotes Slashdot, and then there's an update, and ANOTHER update, and then the disembodied head of Tom Pabst bursts from your screen and screams something inflammatory to draw more hits!

    *Yes, this is Apple wordplay!

    1. Re:You know it's a slow news day when... by the+pickle · · Score: 4, Funny

      That depends on how you define "media outlet."

      News.com ranks slightly above my own "media outlet" for usefulness, if you get my drift...

      p

  15. Re:Fuck 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    See, you aren't what we call a "target market."

  16. Re:Who would have thought by furballphat · · Score: 4, Funny

    UPGRADE TO QUICKTIME PRO?

  17. Re:apple fans by TobyWong · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Apple's success is based in their loyal, vocal, energetic community.

    The linux community and the apple communities are a lot alike in this manner."

    I think the term you are looking for here is "fanboyism".

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  18. Re:The reasons are easy by Aerog · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Their jukebox software has never worked on the Mac.

    I don't consider this "second class". I consider this "kind of them".

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  19. Microsoft can now snuff out Real by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Funny


    Sell your Real stock now - it's going down. MS now has the power to dispose of Real once and for all.

    Real is selling these songs at a loss. MS has a huge cash reserve. All MS has to do is hire some temps, give them a company credit card, and have them buy songs from Real all day long. The more they buy, the more money Real loses. Eventually, no more Real!

  20. Re:apple fans by Theatetus · · Score: 2, Funny
    If Apple is solely supported (which I know you did not claim) by people unwilling to change their stance, and not in any way by the products they sell, then Apple should literally be able to package dog dookie in a box and sell it.

    Funny you should mention that...

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  21. Ironic by Krypto420 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I found it funny that one of the offers listed on freeipods.com is for a $0.99 trial on RealRhapsody.

    I'm wondering if Real knows this, or if they'll just take it anyway they can get it. You'd think that they would want to steer people clear of the iPod (especially a free one!) with their "Freedom of Choice" marketing and all that...

  22. Re:Another lesson -brand image is important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps if Real changed their name. Maybe to, oh, I don't know... Gatoria or something...

  23. Russians, the new Italians by poptones · · Score: 2, Funny
    "People say" all kinds of stupid shit and always have. Niggers are lazy, Mexicans steal - and now Russians have become the new Italians. "Oooh, they're Russian - they must be in the mafia!"

    Russia has different laws than we do. Whoopee. It's their fault, I suppose, for looking like westerners but being part of Asia. You can go into a store in Japan, plunk down a few bucks and "rent" a CD to copy and no one bats an eyelash, but just let those Russians try to make a legal buck on the internet and suddenly it's all mired in allegations of criminal intent.

    Quite frankly, I hope the site is run by some Russian mob. I'd sooner give those folks my money than the parasites in Ho-town.

  24. For a moment... by ESqVIP · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...I thought I could hear Apple... "Why don't you just Think Different, goddammit!"

  25. Re:Another lesson -brand image is important. by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unreal Networks...

    Like, totally!

  26. Re:Fuck 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    lol, that was the greatest rant evar dude.

  27. Re:Fuck 'em all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Complete agreement. So you wanna run for President?

  28. Re:News.com is anti-mac by ArcticCelt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was going to moderate this post Mac Zealot but I didn't found it in the drop box! Any help someone? ;)

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  29. Re:Nothing to do with iTunes. by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    If hating "Real" and announcing it on Slashdot as AC without any reason gives you 5 insightful points, why not hate Real?

    Yea, I hate Real too, spyware crap! now mod me up! :)