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Hardware That Literally Doesn't Stink?

gtaylor writes "You know that new computer smell? Some people (like me) get sick from it. Can Slashdot readers provide good suggestions for mice or keyboards made from ceramic, unlacquered hardwood, metal, etc, non-plastic headphones and microphones, screens like the new metal-framed cinema display from Apple, etc? (Wood is not necessarily right if it's glued or varnished.) I have a Sharp Plasmacluster air purifier that is very helpful but the fewer volatile organic chemicals released in the first place, the better. I'll also need a chair (leaning to the Herman Miller Mirra chair) and an adjustable metal/hardwood desk. High-density hard synthetics like polypropylene (a popular material at Ikea) or acrylic are also inert enough to be fine if they have no plasticizers - suggestions for a full office set-up welcome."

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  1. Oh, patients... by Davak · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a practicing pulmonary doctor, I see patients that claim a wide variety of environmental sensitivies. My one patient was an engineer who thought her computer "was releasing chemicals that were killing her" did the following.

    She placed her computer case in a plastic storage bin and placed it in the crawl space under her bedroom. She then bought extension cables for everything and ran the cables up into her living space. I wish I had the pictures she brought in... but her setup included a desk mounted power switch as well.

    Once she moved her computer out of her bedroom she decided that her light bulbs were releasing harmful chemicals. It was obviously her light bulbs because she had moved basically everything else out of her bedroom.

    Of course, she slept with her cat... but her cat couldn't be causing her allergies. Of course not.

    Gesh... just another day at the office.

    Davak

    1. Re:Oh, patients... by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 5, Funny

      but her cat couldn't be causing her allergies

      No, her cat told her about the computer.

    2. Re:Oh, patients... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Funny

      What scares me more is that she's an engineer... One would assume "Common Sense" would be pretty much standard with engineers... :(

    3. Re:Oh, patients... by big+tex · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have noticed that the percentage of practicing engineers lacking common sense is much lower.

      You must not be a Civil.

      We still have all of our common-sense lacking engineers, they are all structural designers.
      As a construction engineer, one of the most common and most painful conversations begins with "So, how in the hell did you plan on us getting that big ass piece way up there? We're fresh out of the Magic-Fucking-Flying-Shoring (patent pending)."
      Unfortunately, quite a few seem to think that gravity isn't a factor until construction is done.

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    4. Re:Oh, patients... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly this is a case of allergy to cat pollen. Go ahead, ask me another one...

    5. Re:Oh, patients... by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 3, Funny

      However, such a correlation is still consistent with the "nutso" hypothesis.

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    6. Re:Oh, patients... by iamacat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uh.. How exactly the patient came to be exposed to cat pollen?

    7. Re:Oh, patients... by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 4, Funny
      Uh.. How exactly the patient came to be exposed to cat pollen?

      Dandelions.

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    8. Re:Oh, patients... by ChuyMatt · · Score: 3, Funny
      Or they could go for an IGx and get everything they can. Only thing that kills that is allergy meds.

      but seriously, the IM ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING people tend to either have Munchausen Syndrome/ just plain hypochondria or effected by M. by proxy, where they are believed to be sick all the time (because they realized that they can get attention, many don't realize that they do it for that anymore). Tho, some really are just sickly peoples.

      Ascribing a mental illness was not what the post was doing. They just said that they were a bit cracked; off their rocker; playing with too few cards; one short of a six pack; an olive short of a pizza; The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead; Somethin' ain't stirrin' the Kool-Aid; All systems go, but going in different directions.

      in short, they are just fucking nutters.

  2. I like the smell... by Kjuib · · Score: 5, Funny

    send me your new goods, and I will send them back after I wear the new smell off... Sounds like a plan to me!

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    1. Re:I like the smell... by rueger · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's your price? Audiophile companies usually start at about $15-20 each to burn in audio cables before use.

      Try these guys "The Cable Burner Company is a San Diego based company which offers the high-end audio/video enthusiast a quicker and more effective alternative to the normal cable break-in process of putting hours and hours of use on their systems."

      Or These Guys

      "Your cables won't perform at their best until they are 'burnt-in'. We are happy to do this for you at a cost of £15 per item if you purchase this option when ordering the cables."

  3. Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think with the majority of Slashdotters, the hardware which suffers most from stink problems lies between the keyboard and chair...

  4. keyboards by funkdancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    dunno about plastics etc but if you ever tried popping off a key or two in one of your few-year-old keyboards - particularly if you regularly eat at your computer desk, well chances are you've located a primary source of smell just there.

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  5. Take up smoking... by WarMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny


    Take up smoking. Tobacco will give you a legitimate reason to worry about your health and deaden your sense of smell.

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  6. The one thing it's obvious you can't live without. by Mordant · · Score: 4, Funny
  7. I used to hate Big Macs by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Couldn't stand em. Made me sick. Well one day I decided to have one even though I didn't like em. Felt like I had wasted my money. Know what I did? I bought another one. After about 5 Big Macs I was startin' to dig it. Now I really like Big Macs. Sometimes you have just to grin and bare it until your body adjusts. Now maybe you have a serious medical condition and are literally allergic to this stuff. In which case, you can probably get some injections that will very slowly expose your body to it until you are used to it. But chances are you're not seriously allergic to this stuff, you're just a big cry baby. Eat the damn Big Mac.

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    1. Re:I used to hate Big Macs by evn · · Score: 4, Funny
      Couldn't stand em. Made me sick. Well one day I decided to have one even though I didn't like em. Felt like I had wasted my money. Know what I did? I bought another one. After about 5 Big Macs I was startin' to dig it. Now I really like Big Macs.

      I think you might have had something wrong with you long before you ever had the Big Mac. I mean you force fed yourself the culinary equivalent of raw sewage for God's sake!

    2. Re:I used to hate Big Macs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I used to be afraid of burning myself on the stove, so I did the same thing. Now I have no feeling in my right hand. I guess that means it worked???

    3. Re:I used to hate Big Macs by wwest4 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I used to hate buttsex. Couldn't stand it. Made me sick. Well one day I decided to try it even though I didn't like it. Felt like I had wasted my time. Know what I did? I had more buttsex. After about 5 buttsex sessions I was startin' to dig it. Now I really like buttsex. Sometimes you have just to grin and bare (sic) it until your body adjusts. Now maybe you have a serious medical condition and are literally allergic to this stuff. In which case, you can probably get some injections that will very slowly expose your body to it until you are used to it. But chances are you're not seriously allergic to this stuff, you're just a big cry baby. Have the damn buttsex.


      Suddenly, your advice doesn't sound so good.

      Allergies aren't the same, because it's less an issue of personal preference than big macs or specific sexual proclivities. People can carelessly spew allergens... they can't carelessly perform anal on you or casually force-feed you big macs. If they did, you'd be pretty pissed, wouldn't you?

  8. This is how you go through life? by pudding7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. What a way to live. Have you ever bought a new car? Do you ever plan too? Can you fly commercial airlines? Plane cabins stink. What about driving near pastures or out in the country in general. Do you have allergies, or just some super-sensitive snout? Do you complain when a movie theatre smells like feet, or do you avoid movie theatres because of your condition. I mean, if you spend this much time trying to make sure your desk is ok for your nose, it must be pretty serious. Do you claim ADA and get special stuff at work, or do you suffer though each day.

    Sounds like a geek ailment to me.

  9. i've been afflicted by this and nearly killed by seringen · · Score: 4, Funny

    one time i dropped my computer on my foot and slid down a few stairs while moving. In that case, the computer itself was a very large airborne particle!

  10. The real trouble starts... by smclean · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when you get sick from the smell of your own tin-foil hat.

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  11. My PCP by lavaface · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whoa! For a second there I thought you said your PCP wasn't giving you heart palpitations and I thought "Man, your dealer's rippin' you off!" : )

  12. Tried an Obecalp Spray? by Hobbex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find that placing a fine layer of Obecalp spray over the entire surface works miracles when it comes to containing the problem that leads to these symptoms. Like everthing good, it is hard to get ahold of: but I have a supply, and for the low price of only $99 a bottle I can sell you some.

    Unfortunately, there is a risk you may have to repeat the treatment after a while. It really depends on the severity of you Airdnocopyh (the scientific name for this serious illness) condition.

  13. That sucks. by mooreBS · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love the smell of fresh hardware so much I kept all the packaging that came with my Powerbook. Every once in a while I open it up and remember that magical moment, my first Mac.

  14. You are making this way too complicated ... by ModernGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... he just needs to tell them not to use the new computer smell spray.

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  15. A cheaper solution by dfolk · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could probably save a few bucks by putting yourself in an inert plastic bubble instead of buying all new furniture etc.

  16. Here is your solution by popo · · Score: 3, Funny


    No one in my office liked the smell of
    computer hardware. The problem was driving
    us all completely crazy, until we found
    the answer:

    Now everyone in my office just uses one of these!

    http://www.approvedgasmasks.com/suit-responderpl us .htm

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